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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Violent Hominid Legend
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
submissive selfie
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Razzle disgusting love of her life
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Razzle disgusting love of her life
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Razzle disgusting love of her life
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Razzle disgusting love of her life
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Razzle disgusting love of her life
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
unholy kitchen
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
unholy kitchen
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
avocado new version
  04/08/25
that's rude
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/08/25
...
wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Light Hall Son Of Senegal
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Razzle disgusting love of her life
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
180 abusive antidepressant drug cuckoldry
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/08/25
...
wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol
  04/08/25
...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol
  04/09/25
...
wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
out-of-control headpube
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Aromatic lilac international law enforcement agency weed whacker
  04/09/25
Ty
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/09/25
...
Frisky voyeur pit
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Azure boistinker alpha
  04/09/25
...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Fluffy Principal's Office
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Stimulating philosopher-king
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
galvanic cyan bbw
  05/02/25
...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  05/12/25
...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Aromatic lilac international law enforcement agency weed whacker
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Stimulating philosopher-king
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
unholy kitchen
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Stimulating philosopher-king
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
unholy kitchen
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
lascivious ratface
  06/03/25
...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  06/26/25
OP?
Stimulating philosopher-king
  06/27/25
...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  07/09/25
...
Stimulating philosopher-king
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Violent Hominid Legend

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: submissive selfie

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Razzle disgusting love of her life

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Razzle disgusting love of her life

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Razzle disgusting love of her life

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Razzle disgusting love of her life

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Razzle disgusting love of her life

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: unholy kitchen

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: unholy kitchen

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: avocado new version

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Light Hall Son Of Senegal

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Razzle disgusting love of her life

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: 180 abusive antidepressant drug cuckoldry

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: wine beady-eyed crackhouse pistol



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: out-of-control headpube

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Aromatic lilac international law enforcement agency weed whacker

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Frisky voyeur pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Azure boistinker alpha

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Fluffy Principal's Office

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: galvanic cyan bbw

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Aromatic lilac international law enforcement agency weed whacker

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: unholy kitchen

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: unholy kitchen

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: lascivious ratface

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2],#49331552)