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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Rose up-to-no-good gunner
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
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  08/28/25
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  08/28/25
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big national security agency
  08/28/25
that's it?
Disrespectful bawdyhouse dog poop
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Rose up-to-no-good gunner
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
judgmental voyeur goyim
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Disrespectful bawdyhouse dog poop
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
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  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
multi-colored pistol
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
learning disabled erotic turdskin
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
multi-colored pistol
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
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  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
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  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
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  08/28/25
Happy?
Laughsome boistinker
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Magical marvelous house
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
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  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
big national security agency
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
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  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
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  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
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  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
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  08/28/25
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  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
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  08/29/25
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  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
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  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
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  08/29/25
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  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
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  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
glassy kink-friendly personal credit line
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
multi-colored pistol
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
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  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
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  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
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  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
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  08/29/25
, he lisped.
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  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
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  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
adventurous theatre
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Magical marvelous house
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
big national security agency
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
learning disabled erotic turdskin
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
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  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
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It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
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  09/01/25
Lolololol
Laughsome boistinker
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Magical marvelous house
  09/01/25
?
multi-colored pistol
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
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  09/01/25
Fuck you
Magical marvelous house
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
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  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
multi-colored pistol
  09/12/25
Yes
learning disabled erotic turdskin
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
multi-colored pistol
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
multi-colored pistol
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Rose up-to-no-good gunner
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Rose up-to-no-good gunner



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Brilliant Partner Center

lol @ the cowboys

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Rose up-to-no-good gunner



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: big national security agency



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Disrespectful bawdyhouse dog poop

that's it?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Rose up-to-no-good gunner

pack is paying him $47 million per year

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: judgmental voyeur goyim

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Disrespectful bawdyhouse dog poop

1 sack doesnt sound good

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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: multi-colored pistol

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: multi-colored pistol

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: multi-colored pistol

Where are we on this.

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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Magical marvelous house

Haha wow

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Laughsome boistinker

Happy?

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Magical marvelous house

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

Good move by the Boys.

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: big national security agency

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

He costs more than he is worth.

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: big national security agency

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Godawful carmine useless brakes

three fifths, ackshually

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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Stirring queen of the night market

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Appetizing Violent Menage Legal Warrant



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Lake Bat-shit-crazy Ape

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: swollen multi-billionaire theater stage



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Shimmering nighttime rigpig library

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: glassy kink-friendly personal credit line

im with xo jerry on this.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Appetizing Violent Menage Legal Warrant



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Stubborn black woman

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: glassy kink-friendly personal credit line

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: multi-colored pistol

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Mahogany Wonderful Pocket Flask

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Magical marvelous house

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Shimmering nighttime rigpig library

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

, he lisped.

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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: claret alcoholic indian lodge tank

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: adventurous theatre

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Magical marvelous house

I responded in under one hour

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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: big national security agency

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: glassy kink-friendly personal credit line

xo jerry wins again

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: glassy kink-friendly personal credit line

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Laughsome boistinker

Lolololol

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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Magical marvelous house

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: multi-colored pistol

?

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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: French karate

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Magical marvelous house

Fuck you

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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: multi-colored pistol

"shouldn't've" you mean?

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: learning disabled erotic turdskin

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: multi-colored pistol

ty for your honesty

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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: multi-colored pistol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Rose up-to-no-good gunner

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259839)