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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: rusted national

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: chartreuse temple selfie



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: rusted national

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: anal electric personal credit line

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Cyan French Chef Garrison



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: jet cerebral location



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Grizzly institution

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: rusted national



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Sooty laughsome friendly grandma

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: anal electric personal credit line

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: pontificating senate goyim

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: rusted national



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Soggy library volcanic crater



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Bateful costumed deer antler stage

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: black comical stag film hissy fit

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Duck-like Dingle Berry

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: rusted national



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Snowy cowardly market fat ankles



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Duck-like Dingle Berry

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: sick set messiness

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired frum church toilet seat



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Duck-like Dingle Berry

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: rusted national



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: rusted national



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Turquoise piazza

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: rusted national



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Mewling theatre



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Angry pink locus crotch

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Plum cruise ship kitty cat

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Duck-like Dingle Berry

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: rusted national

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Duck-like Dingle Berry

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Mewling theatre



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Angry pink locus crotch



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired frum church toilet seat

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Bateful costumed deer antler stage

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Duck-like Dingle Berry



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: cobalt box office round eye

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: rusted national



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like drab stage

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: rusted national

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Wonderful light candlestick maker



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: rusted national



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: rusted national



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Excitant jade water buffalo principal's office

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Talking mediation

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: rusted national



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: rusted national



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: rusted national

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed internal respiration dog poop



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: rusted national



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: rusted national



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Irradiated hominid

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: pontificating senate goyim



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: amethyst heady menage corn cake



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Vigorous flushed cumskin pit

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: cobalt box office round eye



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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