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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Marvelous Brindle Haunted Graveyard
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
learning disabled talented multi-billionaire
  08/28/25
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Marvelous Brindle Haunted Graveyard
  08/28/25
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arrogant abode
  08/28/25
that's it?
amber keepsake machete
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Marvelous Brindle Haunted Graveyard
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Indigo ungodly cuckold
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
amber keepsake machete
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Passionate cream piazza
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Passionate cream piazza
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Passionate cream piazza
  09/12/25
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Passionate cream piazza
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison
  08/28/25
Happy?
hyperactive turquoise degenerate
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
arrogant abode
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
arrogant abode
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
overrated exhilarant market
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
charismatic topaz menage
  08/28/25
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fighting pearl base
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
duck-like chest-beating laser beams
  08/29/25
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Kink-friendly Psychic Persian
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Bonkers forum
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Massive up-to-no-good school cafeteria
  08/29/25
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fighting pearl base
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
racy therapy
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Massive up-to-no-good school cafeteria
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Passionate cream piazza
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
splenetic alcoholic striped hyena puppy
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Bonkers forum
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
flirting meetinghouse french chef
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
White hominid
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
arrogant abode
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Massive up-to-no-good school cafeteria
  09/01/25
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Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Massive up-to-no-good school cafeteria
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  09/01/25
Lolololol
hyperactive turquoise degenerate
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison
  09/01/25
?
Passionate cream piazza
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Stirring Chestnut Personal Credit Line Azn
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Passionate cream piazza
  09/12/25
Yes
Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Passionate cream piazza
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Passionate cream piazza
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Marvelous Brindle Haunted Graveyard
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Brindle Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: learning disabled talented multi-billionaire

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Brindle Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: arrogant abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: amber keepsake machete

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Brindle Haunted Graveyard

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Indigo ungodly cuckold

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: amber keepsake machete

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Passionate cream piazza

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Passionate cream piazza

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Passionate cream piazza

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Passionate cream piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: hyperactive turquoise degenerate

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: arrogant abode

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: arrogant abode

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: overrated exhilarant market

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: charismatic topaz menage

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: fighting pearl base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: duck-like chest-beating laser beams

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Psychic Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Bonkers forum

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Massive up-to-no-good school cafeteria

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: fighting pearl base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: racy therapy

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Massive up-to-no-good school cafeteria

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Passionate cream piazza

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: splenetic alcoholic striped hyena puppy

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Bonkers forum

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: flirting meetinghouse french chef

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: White hominid

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: arrogant abode

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Massive up-to-no-good school cafeteria

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Massive up-to-no-good school cafeteria

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: hyperactive turquoise degenerate

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Passionate cream piazza

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Stirring Chestnut Personal Credit Line Azn

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Orchid Adventurous Legend Garrison

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Passionate cream piazza

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Narrow-minded amethyst crackhouse black woman

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Passionate cream piazza

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Passionate cream piazza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Marvelous Brindle Haunted Graveyard

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259839)