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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39)

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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Cheese-eating lascivious useless brakes liquid oxygen

I first noticed him a few weeks ago. Always during my shift, always the same routine: he’d wander the aisles, never buying anything, just watching. His eyes would follow me as I stocked shelves or bagged groceries.

I told myself it was nothing. People are weird. But then he started getting bolder—standing closer, lingering at the end of whatever aisle I was in. He never spoke. Just stared.

Tonight, after my shift, I walked to my car and saw it. A folded piece of paper tucked under my windshield wiper. My hands were shaking as I opened it.

“$ee you soon, friend.”

I looked around the empty parking lot, heart pounding, but he was nowhere to be seen. Drove home in silence, locked every door, and sat in the dark. Whispered to myself, “Yes, friend. This is fine.”

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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
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Date: December 3rd, 2024 6:16 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:22 AM
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Date: December 20th, 2024 6:09 PM
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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
Author: Mustard Glittery Associate New Version



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Date: January 7th, 2025 12:57 AM
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Date: January 29th, 2025 5:25 AM
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Date: January 30th, 2025 5:14 AM
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Date: February 14th, 2025 8:31 PM
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Date: March 1st, 2025 1:30 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:33 AM
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:56 AM
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:24 AM
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM
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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:12 PM
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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:49 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:19 PM
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: boyish twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:25 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2024 10:04 PM
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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Low-t prole bawdyhouse



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:33 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:19 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:48 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:12 AM
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Date: December 11th, 2024 10:53 PM
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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:53 PM
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Date: December 11th, 2024 11:54 PM
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Date: December 17th, 2024 12:57 AM
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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: naked potus marketing idea

(note evan's young colleague wrote to HR about him)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 3:19 PM
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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: Low-t prole bawdyhouse

Re: re: re: re: your recent thread

Dear junior associate,

I hope this email finds you well. Just a reminder that the letter "e" in my name is never capitalized unless it's at the beginning of a sentence. Additional mistakes may lead clients to doubt not only our attention to detail, but also our competence as legal professionals.

Thank,

Evan Therdanine | Senior Partner | He/Him/His | Weinberg Schlusser LLP

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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: Cheese-eating lascivious useless brakes liquid oxygen

Wow. Where did a mere grocery store worker learn how manage to draft above "biglawese"? 🧐



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Date: December 31st, 2024 1:55 AM
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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:00 AM
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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:02 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Slap-happy dingle berry

is therdanine greek?

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Date: December 21st, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: shivering primrose yarmulke ladyboy



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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:09 AM
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Date: January 1st, 2025 12:07 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: evan39



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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating lascivious useless brakes liquid oxygen



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Date: December 31st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Low-t prole bawdyhouse



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:51 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:04 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Low-t prole bawdyhouse



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: January 5th, 2025 4:52 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: Low-t prole bawdyhouse



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Date: January 7th, 2025 1:34 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:20 AM
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Date: March 3rd, 2025 12:15 PM
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Date: November 21st, 2025 4:48 AM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

I’m picturing the car as a ‘96 Ford Probe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630800&forum_id=2],#49449036)