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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Lime violent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
misanthropic 180 dilemma alpha
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Lime violent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/14/25
100%
jet-lagged mustard den
  07/15/25
FAG
Doobsian Senate Boltzmann
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
vermilion gas station nibblets
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
yellow concupiscible spot quadroon
  07/14/25
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awkward mint indian lodge tattoo
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jet-lagged mustard den
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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  07/14/25
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razzle hideous crotch locus
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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  07/14/25
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exciting sapphire sandwich
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Pearly Nofapping Chapel Coffee Pot
  07/15/25
Lol
Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Doobsian Senate Boltzmann
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jet-lagged mustard den
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
maroon vibrant field
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
awkward mint indian lodge tattoo
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Lime violent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/14/25
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misanthropic 180 dilemma alpha
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Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Lime violent school cafeteria keepsake machete
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant
  07/14/25
wut
chocolate rebellious rigor
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
lascivious office
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Navy offensive business firm
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we all have brother
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jet-lagged mustard den
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exciting sapphire sandwich
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
plum hospital
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Splenetic home
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Olive Spectacular National
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
exciting sapphire sandwich
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Low-t greedy sanctuary
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Twinkling Multi-colored Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Beta Jade Space Hairy Legs
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
khaki mildly autistic cuck
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Vivacious wild marketing idea
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Doobsian Senate Boltzmann
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jet-lagged mustard den
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
jet-lagged mustard den
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Lime violent school cafeteria keepsake machete

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: misanthropic 180 dilemma alpha

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Lime violent school cafeteria keepsake machete

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged mustard den

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Doobsian Senate Boltzmann

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: vermilion gas station nibblets

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: yellow concupiscible spot quadroon

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: awkward mint indian lodge tattoo



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged mustard den



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: razzle hideous crotch locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: exciting sapphire sandwich



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Pearly Nofapping Chapel Coffee Pot

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Doobsian Senate Boltzmann

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged mustard den



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: maroon vibrant field

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: awkward mint indian lodge tattoo

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Lime violent school cafeteria keepsake machete

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: misanthropic 180 dilemma alpha



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Lime violent school cafeteria keepsake machete

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: chocolate rebellious rigor

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: black curious really tough guy bawdyhouse

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: exciting sapphire sandwich



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Mentally impaired nursing home dopamine



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: lascivious office



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: dashing swollen faggot firefighter property



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Fluffy appetizing stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: yapping puce macaca fat ankles

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: lascivious office

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: vermilion gas station nibblets



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Navy offensive business firm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: razzle hideous crotch locus



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Iridescent fanboi death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Effete ebony tanning salon rigpig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: bonkers cream set potus



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Navy offensive business firm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged mustard den

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged mustard den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: exciting sapphire sandwich



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: plum hospital

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Splenetic home



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Olive Spectacular National

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: exciting sapphire sandwich

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Low-t greedy sanctuary

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Twinkling Multi-colored Scourge Upon The Earth

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Beta Jade Space Hairy Legs

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: khaki mildly autistic cuck

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Vivacious wild marketing idea

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: insecure church building people who are hurt

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Pearly Nofapping Chapel Coffee Pot

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Sadistic international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Doobsian Senate Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Learning disabled cuckoldry dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged mustard den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged mustard den

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Vigorous Persian Legal Warrant

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)