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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Flesh elite plaza
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
self-absorbed ruddy state psychic
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Misanthropic Walnut Doctorate Hissy Fit
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
self-absorbed ruddy state psychic
  07/14/25
100%
diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point
  07/15/25
FAG
Comical Address
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Supple Ultramarine Tanning Salon
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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exhilarant indirect expression ticket booth
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diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Flesh elite plaza
  07/14/25
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dun house striped hyena
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Flesh elite plaza
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Flesh elite plaza
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter
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Cream Hospital Persian
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
doobsian painfully honest pit antidepressant drug
  07/15/25
Lol
Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Comical Address
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diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Laughsome Idiotic Stage
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
exhilarant indirect expression ticket booth
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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Misanthropic Walnut Doctorate Hissy Fit
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Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Flesh elite plaza
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
self-absorbed ruddy state psychic
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Flesh elite plaza
  07/14/25
wut
Aggressive stag film
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Flesh elite plaza
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point
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Cream Hospital Persian
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
soul-stirring soggy theatre love of her life
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lascivious deranged garrison mediation
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
curious gay wizard
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Cream Hospital Persian
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Arousing white cruise ship prole
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
cyan abode immigrant
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
thriller stain
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Pontificating talented corner deer antler
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
mewling carnelian really tough guy
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Comical Address
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diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Flesh elite plaza
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Flesh elite plaza

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed ruddy state psychic

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic Walnut Doctorate Hissy Fit

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: self-absorbed ruddy state psychic

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Comical Address

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Supple Ultramarine Tanning Salon

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Infuriating church

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: exhilarant indirect expression ticket booth



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Flesh elite plaza

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: dun house striped hyena



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Flesh elite plaza

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Flesh elite plaza

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Cream Hospital Persian



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: doobsian painfully honest pit antidepressant drug

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Comical Address

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Idiotic Stage

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: exhilarant indirect expression ticket booth

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed ruddy state psychic

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Misanthropic Walnut Doctorate Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Flesh elite plaza

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed ruddy state psychic

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Flesh elite plaza

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Aggressive stag film

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Flesh elite plaza

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: 180 Transparent Spot Hunting Ground

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Cream Hospital Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Bateful rose place of business



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: sinister federal queen of the night toilet seat



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Travel Guidebook Generalized Bond



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Pearl Razzmatazz Base Double Fault



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Jet Business Firm Circlehead

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: sinister federal queen of the night toilet seat

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Supple Ultramarine Tanning Salon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: clear twisted brethren coffee pot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: dun house striped hyena



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded multi-colored property affirmative action



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: vigorous area



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Cocky Big Therapy Center



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: clear twisted brethren coffee pot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Cream Hospital Persian



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring soggy theatre love of her life

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: lascivious deranged garrison mediation



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: curious gay wizard

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Cream Hospital Persian

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Arousing white cruise ship prole

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: cyan abode immigrant

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: thriller stain

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Pontificating talented corner deer antler

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: mewling carnelian really tough guy

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Fluffy mischievous rigor public bath

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: doobsian painfully honest pit antidepressant drug

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: crystalline glittery national



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Comical Address



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Boyish Chartreuse Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: diverse cruel-hearted trump supporter point

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Flesh elite plaza

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)