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Mexican pussy. Any bros ever try this?
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: Avocado wonderful police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49583975) |
Date: January 12th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Adventurous brunch pepito is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49583976) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: irradiated old irish cottage si (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49583981) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: startling sexy theater stage Best in bed was a Mexican. Surprisingly, have had great experiences with Indian and Pakistani chicks as well.
But Latinas are by far the best from just a sex standpoint |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: geriatric crackhouse thats great, JD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584055) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: mahogany out-of-control half-breed church building They r conniving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584034) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: doobsian senate Super grippy and the best "feel" of any pussy imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584044) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: mahogany out-of-control half-breed church building nothing is even close to ap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584094) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: cerebral hairy legs stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584100) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: doobsian senate Nowhere near the same grip. It's like putting your dick a 50 year old concrete workers handshake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584106) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: Slimy mediation cruise ship Big difference between a Mayan and a rich euro descended Mexican girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584099) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Fuchsia halford I imagine euromex pussy as feeling like a smooth velvet glove (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584166) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:37 PM Author: Vivacious hairless address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584192) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: Nudist slap-happy school cafeteria twice she grounder her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584198) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: Obsidian rehab If you're straight and into latinas you have to go Tijuana's Hong Kong Club at least once. It's a straight up strip clup and brothel. I have no idea why it's called that, it's all local talent and few to no azngirls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584206) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: Avocado wonderful police squad False advertising. I been there a few times but never going back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584222) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: doobsian senate Explain and describe in rich detail
I've had mexican friends tell me to go there with them but I'm never gonna pay for sex and not setting foot in mexico again |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:47 PM Author: Obsidian rehab What if the prices are so reasonable that it's practically free? Market price was $100 when I was there shortly after covid. I've heard it's gone up a bit since then but still (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584423) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:49 PM Author: doobsian senate It just takes the magic out of it for me. Might as well beat off
Friend fucked a hooker in amsterdam he said she laid there and held the condom on him the whole time and didn't move. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:28 PM Author: Obsidian rehab Just like with anything else, there's hookers who are good at their job and bad at their job. Find a girl you like and become a repeat customer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584589) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:30 PM Author: doobsian senate Isn't that called marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584596) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Obsidian rehab It's cheaper and much easier to change vendors if you feel like something different. Plus when you're not using her, she won't be in your home or want anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584628) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: low-t kitchen becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585152) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:47 PM Author: Obsidian rehab ? It's a strip club/brothel. You can just use it as a strip club if you like, but if you prefer you can pick a Latina and she'll fuck you. You may not like it, but the advertising is all true, mi amigo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49584419) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:51 PM Author: lavender sandwich lodge To be fair,
What the fuck is the point of this unless you're insanely short or hideously ugly?
It's a party town in Mexico. You're white and rich (compared to all of the locals). If you can't just organically pull prime tale at a bar or a club for the price or a drink or three, what the fuck are you even doing? |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:54 PM Author: Obsidian rehab I understand the impulse if you are poor. If you're poor, then by all means, don't pay for sex, just run game in various nightlife establishments. Assuming you are not poor, it is much less of a headache to simply buy sex than to deal with the psychology of birdbrains. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585019) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: lavender sandwich lodge To be fair,
1. Not as much fun.
2. Higher chance of STDs (arguable but I would bet this is true).
3. Once you hit middle age, a lot of the thrill is in the chase. There is literally no "chase" in saying "Hey here's $75 let's get a room and you suck my dick real quick" to a working pro in a whorehouse. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:00 PM Author: irradiated old irish cottage jfc $75?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585046) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:03 PM Author: lavender sandwich lodge To be fair,
IDK I have never paid for sex at a whorehouse so I have no idea what the going rate is |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:04 PM Author: Obsidian rehab Aw, geez, you don't even have the background to have this discussion then. Go fuck some hookers and come back so we can have a meaningful comparison with real data. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585063) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:04 PM Author: lavender sandwich lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585064) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:03 PM Author: Obsidian rehab 1) It's way more fun to just have a woman who does what you want instead of what she wants and it's way better not having to care about her feelings.
2) Hookers are much more conscientious about STD risk than sluts.
3) You're respecting women too much. I don't care what they think about some retarded chase. I'd rather just get what I want and be done. The money means nothing to me and neither do her opinions on this topic. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:08 PM Author: lavender sandwich lodge To be fair,
1. If you're pulling a drunk woman from a bar who is attracted enough to want to go back home and fuck you within an hour or two of meeting you, she'll almost certainly "do what you want" (within reason) and you're a faggot if you "care about her feelings." You sound like either a literal virgin or a retard if you don't implicitly understand that.
2. Yeah I doubt that.
3. The chase isn't for the woman, faggot, it's for the guy. "Yeah that's right I've still got it" =! "Why good evening m'lady, mayhap I get that door for you?". Have you ever even had a one night stand with a bar pull? Protip: They don't have to end with you listening to her talk about her family for six hours and then buying her breakfast the next morning etc etc etc. That's some very gay and totally unnecessary shit.
Again, you seem legitimately too dumb or inexperienced to have this discussion. But have fun being an alpha chad who pays literal hookers to touch your penis, though. Very cool!
(PS: As a middle-aged man, I now disavow all of this behavior because I recognize that Christ Is King and this sort of hedonistic shit is all a bunch of inherently degrading Jewish faggotry. It's one thing to do it when you're young and dumb, but if you're still running around engaging in any of this sort of stuff in your 30s or 40s you need to get your soul right and find God ASAP.) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Obsidian rehab You're completely missing the point, possibly because as established upthread you have never actually played this game. Yes, I've done both, bar pulls are just too much work, both in the initial acquisition and the later consummation. Paying market rate to skip all the bullshit is well worth it except for the extremely impoverished. What a hooker considers "within reason" is a LOT more out there than a barslut, you can pretty much have whatever you want. If you care about "Yeah that's right I've still got it" than you're valuing her opinion over your own, it's a fundamentally gynocentric worldview. Your goal should be getting what you want. Her thoughts and feelings are irrelevant. You're still stuck in a beta mindset where you care what women think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585137) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: Avocado wonderful police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585158) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: lavender sandwich lodge To be fair,
"Bar pulls are just too much work..."
Lemme stop you right there, hoss: Sorry that you're ugly and/or short and/or bald and/or fat and/or really old and/or have no game. That sucks. That's not my experience at all (especially in third world shitholes like Tijuana), but in that case yeah, I guess maybe you should just stick to paying pros.
We can end the conversation right there, IMO. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: Avocado wonderful police squad The appeal to Hong Kong is that you can go with friends or solo, get kinda drunk, and for $1 you can grope on some bitch's tits or ass. Like there is a line of hookers just standing around and you can feel em up and them slip a $1 in their g string. That's badass, aside from all the sex stuff. P in V sex is kinda gay as fuck but imagine a club full of women and you can just go wild slapping their ass, groping whatever you want, and you give em a fuckin dollar and they're cool with it.
Also Plaza Fiesta in TJ is fun too - all the trappings of San Diego for half price. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:38 PM Author: lavender sandwich lodge To be fair,
Yeah ngl bro at this point in my life that doesn't sound fun at all. Maybe 20 years ago, but I'm in a different place now I guess. See above parenthetical.
The only thing I would say is that regardless of my own personal views on any of this stuff, what you're describing here is a fundamentally different use case / experience than the "I'm gonna go to a whorehouse and pay a whore for sex" stuff the Pumo above is going on about. It's sort of like comparing authentic street tacos with a Chipotle bowl -- they can both be great in their own way and depending on what you're in the mood for they might both have their place, but they are absolutely not the same thing even if they're both theoretically """Mexican""" food. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) they're both authentic street tacos. it's not about the product (mexican pussy) it's the method of acquiring it. you might have enough game to convince some organic cute spic to make you a taco gratis but if all you want is a taco it's a lot easier to buy one.
i agree with your position but i think your opponents have the right of it in the context of this argument. you're biased against this because you consider it puerile and immature. fine. but if one *does* want to engage in puerile and immature hedonism, buying a fast pass isn't a bad route. especially since even organically pulling pussy as a vacationer in mexico is going to involve some degree of escort-lite wining and dining anyway. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:26 AM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
You didn't read the poast I was responding to, because it's clearly not the same product at all:
Product #1: Fucking and ejaculating in or on a Mexican woman.
Product #2: Having a blast (possibly with your bros) by casually jiggling a bunch of different nice Mexican titties and slapping a bunch of different thicccc Mexican asses for pocket change, because it's fun to do that sort of thing and that shit looks and feels nice (hehe).
That is, by any reasonable definition, not the same product. Which is my point.
I'm not saying that strip clubs can never serve a purpose -- I'm saying that if you're looking for Product #1 and you're not short or fat or ugly or bald or super old, then if you're in a place like Tijuana there are ways to get it that are almost as low effort + way cheaper + arguably expose you to less STD risk (plus you get the additional thrill of the chase/conquest). As a result, I think there's a strong argument to be made that those are preferable ways to acquire that product. Meanwhile, if you're looking for Product #2, I agree you better hit the strip club because good luck finding that shit anywhere else.
Street tacos vs. Chipotle. Both taste good but LJL at suggesting they're interchangeable meals just because they're both """Mexican""". (And to the take the analogy even further, I would never buy "street tacos" at Chipotle even if they started serving them because I'm sure they would be an overpriced and probably comparatively bland rip off vs what I could just easily go grab at some random taco truck.) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:43 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) first poast in this subthread says the place is a brothel brother, i.e. they're talking about product #1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585509) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 5:18 AM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
This is literally the poast I am responding to:
"The appeal to Hong Kong is that you can go with friends or solo, get kinda drunk, and for $1 you can grope on some bitch's tits or ass. Like there is a line of hookers just standing around and you can feel em up and them slip a $1 in their g string. That's badass, aside from all the sex stuff. P in V sex is kinda gay as fuck but imagine a club full of women and you can just go wild slapping their ass, groping whatever you want, and you give em a fuckin dollar and they're cool with it."
What are you not getting here? I even specifically said above, in my response to that poast, that this is a totally different argument for the value of going to a strip club then "hehe I wanna fuck some whores" (because, again, this is a totally different product than fucking strange). |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:39 AM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) this is literally the first poast you responded to:
"? It's a strip club/brothel. You can just use it as a strip club if you like, but if you prefer you can pick a Latina and she'll fuck you. You may not like it, but the advertising is all true, mi amigo."
anyway it seemed like you were saying taco v. chipotle was paying for sex v. hooking up organically. you seemed to reaffirm that when you said product #1 was "Fucking and ejaculating in or on a Mexican woman." if you're saying if that happens in a strip club then it's ACKSHUALLLLY product #2 that's some consuela level sophistry brother.
anyway, my point was only that paying for pussy in mexico isn't that different from trying to hook up with natives organically and your aversion to this seems to be based more on condemnation of it generally that the distinction between the two. if i misread something somewhere and my point was mistargeted, mea culpa.
this has to be the most autistic hairsplitting about strip clubs/brotels i've ever seen and i'm closing in on my 20th anniversary here. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Bro what the fuck are you talking about? What part of "different discussions can pop up as a thread progresses" are you not understanding? You've been poasting on XO for 20 years and you're autistically screeching about "uhhhh look at the top poast hurr durrr" as some sort of rebuttal to me responding to a *different point* that arose later down the subthread in a *subsequent* poast? Did you hit your head and forget how threads on XO work or something?
I don't even know what to say for the rest of this shit, yes -- having sex with a woman to ejaculation, and having (non-penetrative) fun fondling a bunch of different bitches titties and asses, are inarguably two totally different activities. Period. Even literal retards grasp that distinction. "Ackkkkshually..." just stop already, and also you're the one calling ME autistic for pointing out this incredibly obvious distinction? |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:07 PM Author: Khan Aithi (gunneratttt) my point is that they ARE talking about penetrating a spic slimepit and cumming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49587393) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:19 PM Author: Vivacious hairless address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585111) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 11:16 AM Author: #notflame "once you hit middle age"
Seems loserish to be hitting on brown chicks in a club in your 40s and 50s, even if you do manage to get laid. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:05 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Agreed, and the exact same reasoning applies to frequenting strip clubs, btw. Which is why I expressly disavowed both of those activities above. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: irradiated old irish cottage Go to Mexico and try this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585022) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: lavender sandwich lodge To be fair,
I've been to Tijuana multiple times (always with Mexicans) and hit up bars and clubs, etc. It's a total shithole and not a particularly safe city and I'm not looking to go back again, but it worked out fine and it definitely would not have been hard to slay IMO. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:00 PM Author: irradiated old irish cottage I honestly dont know if that counts as "Mexico" given its huge American influence. Thats like "Ive been to Thailand because I've been to Phuket" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585044) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:02 PM Author: lavender sandwich lodge To be fair,
Fair but we're literally discussing a whorehouse located in Tijuana in this subthread so that's the operative datapoint |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:59 PM Author: bat shit crazy boyish messiness (Jeb Bush at family dinner circa 1974) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585041) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:29 PM Author: low-t kitchen becky Mexican pussy tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585145) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: Glittery grizzly windowlicker meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585181) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:54 PM Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi 🇲🇽 🐱 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585214) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower 🧐😹 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585867) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:50 PM Author: .........\'.........\'\'.......\'\'\' (Dotski Carlisle, You Old Shrew!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585201) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:33 AM Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\' hangs *closed* sign on this thread for autistic virgins to have fun playing make believe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585418) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:35 AM Author: Mister Yak I furked a BBL in 2008 and she farted during doggy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585420) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:50 AM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585496) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:46 AM Author: Bill McHenry + Spaceporn in dick measuring contest ((zurich is stained)) i paid for a bunch, not sure whether that counts. ive told this story before, but i once hired an escort in northern va, i think near tysons (the hotels there are absolutely full of escorts). i get to the hotel and go to the room after the number is texted to me. the chick does not speak one goddamned word of english. she's making hand gestures at her iphone and asks me to take it. it's an uber eats driver saying he doesnt know where to take the chinese food. i told him the room number and hung up.
then the hotel phone rings and it's the front desk. lady tells me, "you gotta come down and get yo food, we don't be letting drivers go upsturs." so i tell her this. this bitch is wearing a nightie that barely covers her ass and tits, and she walks down to the fucking lobby.
at this point, i nearly fled because i thought the front desk was gonna call the cops after they saw her. but instead i waited for her to come back with her styrofoam container of food. i let her suck my dick and quickly ran away. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi not sure where you told this story but it wasnt here. 180. any others? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49585873) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: Bill McHenry + Spaceporn in dick measuring contest ((zurich is stained)) i definitely poasted it here. i don;t remember when tho.
another time i was driving home from philly after 2-3 days of labor negotations and i timed my drive home so that i could see this mexican whore at a BWI airport hotel. i told her NO PERFUME, and i walk in the room and the goddamn room smells like someone spilled three bottles of the stuff in it, and she is covered in all kinds of perfumey lotion and shit.
after i fucked her, i stopped for gas and sprayed myself with gasoline. when i got home, my wife asked wtf the smell was and i said i was getting gas and the pump just kinda blew up on me, or some unbelievable nonsense. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi did you fess up about all the whoring to your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49586160) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Bill McHenry + Spaceporn in dick measuring contest ((zurich is stained)) she read a whole bunch of it here after i got caught with the mistress.
the day after she caught me she said i know all about the escorts. i said wtf are you talking about? and she said "oh yeah? what about jada stevens? i went on autoadmit" and i knew i was done here.
so she knows all about this shit. she also knows that me and the mistress did threesomes with whores when wife and i were split up and i was living with the mistress. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: fully online and responsive Did you eat any of the food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49586270) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49586272) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:47 AM Author: Noah Tannenbaum https://youtu.be/cSxW59KalkA?si=3m20uYEyDNpQE4P8
Yes. It was 180. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:34 PM Author: stupid fucking nigger https://noodlemagazine.com/watch/-78534349_171121595 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821184&forum_id=2],#49586175) |