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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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cocky kitchen
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
180 navy meetinghouse shitlib
  08/28/25
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cocky kitchen
  08/28/25
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henna corn cake range
  08/28/25
that's it?
topaz volcanic crater mexican
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
cocky kitchen
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Racy theater
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
topaz volcanic crater mexican
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
dashing pungent macaca
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
dashing pungent macaca
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
dashing pungent macaca
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  09/12/25
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Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  10/28/25
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Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Orange pisswyrm space
  08/28/25
Happy?
plum jew
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Orange pisswyrm space
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
dashing pungent macaca
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
henna corn cake range
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
dashing pungent macaca
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
henna corn cake range
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Cracking sooty public bath wrinkle
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
cyan set famous landscape painting
  08/28/25
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Beta school cafeteria
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
carnelian idiotic really tough guy
  08/29/25
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Out-of-control thriller lodge foreskin
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
seedy autistic gas station
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
pontificating boyish mad cow disease
  08/29/25
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Beta school cafeteria
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Domesticated sapphire incel
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
pontificating boyish mad cow disease
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
comical mischievous mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
dashing pungent macaca
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Orange pisswyrm space
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
seedy autistic gas station
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
dashing pungent macaca
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Nofapping laughsome dog poop roast beef
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
cordovan step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Orange pisswyrm space
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
henna corn cake range
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
dashing pungent macaca
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
pontificating boyish mad cow disease
  09/01/25
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dashing pungent macaca
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
pontificating boyish mad cow disease
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
dashing pungent macaca
  09/01/25
Lolololol
plum jew
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Orange pisswyrm space
  09/01/25
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Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  09/12/25
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Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Iridescent glittery haunted graveyard electric furnace
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Orange pisswyrm space
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
dashing pungent macaca
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  09/12/25
Yes
dashing pungent macaca
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
cocky kitchen
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: cocky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: 180 navy meetinghouse shitlib

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: cocky kitchen



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: henna corn cake range



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: topaz volcanic crater mexican

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: cocky kitchen

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Racy theater

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: topaz volcanic crater mexican

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Orange pisswyrm space

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: plum jew

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Orange pisswyrm space

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: henna corn cake range

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: henna corn cake range

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Cracking sooty public bath wrinkle

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: cyan set famous landscape painting

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Beta school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: carnelian idiotic really tough guy

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Out-of-control thriller lodge foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: seedy autistic gas station

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: pontificating boyish mad cow disease

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Beta school cafeteria



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Domesticated sapphire incel

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: pontificating boyish mad cow disease

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: comical mischievous mad-dog skullcap

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Orange pisswyrm space

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: seedy autistic gas station

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Nofapping laughsome dog poop roast beef

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: cordovan step-uncle's house

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Orange pisswyrm space

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: henna corn cake range

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: pontificating boyish mad cow disease

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: dashing pungent macaca



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: pontificating boyish mad cow disease

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: plum jew

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Orange pisswyrm space

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Iridescent glittery haunted graveyard electric furnace

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Orange pisswyrm space

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: dashing pungent macaca

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Offensive fluffy personal credit line laser beams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: cocky kitchen

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2],#49259839)