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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
Effete geriatric step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
shaky legend
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Bonkers amethyst home cumskin
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
razzle-dazzle generalized bond legal warrant
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
shaky legend
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
awkward clown
  12/15/25
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useless excitant new version
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
hyperactive plaza
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
Effete geriatric step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Chrome Den
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
Effete geriatric step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Chrome Den
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
hyperactive plaza
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
Effete geriatric step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
hyperactive plaza
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
orchid cuck
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
hyperactive plaza
  12/15/25
cambodia town
comical telephone institution
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
Bearded wine yarmulke
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
Effete geriatric step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
Bearded wine yarmulke
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
White sweet tailpipe
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
smoky persian hell
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
bisexual big-titted stage
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
hyperactive plaza
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
smoky persian hell
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
disturbing dun mood
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
hyperactive plaza
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
disturbing dun mood
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
White sweet tailpipe
  12/15/25
...
hyperactive plaza
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Duck-like Station Digit Ratio
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
Arousing red market coldplay fan
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
learning disabled volcanic crater
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
coral roommate french chef
  12/15/25
...
Erotic Gay Main People
  12/15/25
...
painfully honest tantric jap
  12/15/25
...
domesticated 180 orchestra pit cuckold
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
yellow trump supporter
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
coral roommate french chef
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
adventurous offensive native antidepressant drug
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
coral roommate french chef
  12/15/25
...
disturbing dun mood
  12/15/25
yes, so
adventurous offensive native antidepressant drug
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
ebony fanboi organic girlfriend
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
comical telephone institution
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
ebony fanboi organic girlfriend
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
Lemon juggernaut background story
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Duck-like Station Digit Ratio
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
comical telephone institution
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
Lemon juggernaut background story
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
painfully honest tantric jap
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
adventurous offensive native antidepressant drug
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Duck-like Station Digit Ratio
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
garnet center
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
Effete geriatric step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
painfully honest tantric jap
  12/15/25
...
disturbing dun mood
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
comical telephone institution
  12/16/25
...
garnet center
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
shaky legend
  12/16/25
OKay
lascivious theatre mexican
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
sable flickering church building regret
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Turquoise codepig dilemma
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
sable flickering church building regret
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Swashbuckling travel guidebook property
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
coral roommate french chef
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
confused feces menage
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
Effete geriatric step-uncle's house
  12/17/25
tp
mildly autistic bronze idiot toilet seat
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Effete geriatric step-uncle's house

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: shaky legend

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Bonkers amethyst home cumskin

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle generalized bond legal warrant

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: shaky legend

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: awkward clown

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: useless excitant new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: hyperactive plaza

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Effete geriatric step-uncle's house

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Chrome Den

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Effete geriatric step-uncle's house

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Chrome Den

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: hyperactive plaza

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Effete geriatric step-uncle's house

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: hyperactive plaza

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: orchid cuck

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: hyperactive plaza

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: comical telephone institution

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Bearded wine yarmulke

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Effete geriatric step-uncle's house

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Bearded wine yarmulke

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: White sweet tailpipe

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: smoky persian hell

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: bisexual big-titted stage

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: hyperactive plaza

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: smoky persian hell

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: disturbing dun mood

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: hyperactive plaza

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: disturbing dun mood

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: White sweet tailpipe

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: hyperactive plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Duck-like Station Digit Ratio

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Arousing red market coldplay fan

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: learning disabled volcanic crater

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: coral roommate french chef

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Erotic Gay Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: painfully honest tantric jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: domesticated 180 orchestra pit cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: yellow trump supporter

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: coral roommate french chef

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: adventurous offensive native antidepressant drug

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: coral roommate french chef

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: disturbing dun mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: adventurous offensive native antidepressant drug

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: ebony fanboi organic girlfriend

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: comical telephone institution

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: ebony fanboi organic girlfriend

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Lemon juggernaut background story

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Duck-like Station Digit Ratio

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: comical telephone institution

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Lemon juggernaut background story

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: painfully honest tantric jap

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: adventurous offensive native antidepressant drug

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Duck-like Station Digit Ratio

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: garnet center

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Effete geriatric step-uncle's house

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: painfully honest tantric jap

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: disturbing dun mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: comical telephone institution

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: garnet center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: shaky legend

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: lascivious theatre mexican

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: sable flickering church building regret

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Turquoise codepig dilemma

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: sable flickering church building regret

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling travel guidebook property

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2],#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: coral roommate french chef

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: confused feces menage

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Effete geriatric step-uncle's house

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: mildly autistic bronze idiot toilet seat

tp

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