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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

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twisted ultramarine lay
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
talented boistinker
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
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  04/14/22
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passionate gas station
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
contagious ticket booth
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
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  04/14/22
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contagious ticket booth
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
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  04/14/22
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Insecure ceo
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
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  04/27/24
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  07/23/26
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  04/28/22
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Insecure ceo
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Lake stead
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Buck-toothed Bisexual Locus Hunting Ground
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
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  04/27/24
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Buck-toothed Bisexual Locus Hunting Ground
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
twisted ultramarine lay
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Buck-toothed Bisexual Locus Hunting Ground
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
twisted ultramarine lay
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Buck-toothed Bisexual Locus Hunting Ground
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Cracking Canary Theater Stage Cuckoldry
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Buck-toothed Bisexual Locus Hunting Ground
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Cracking Canary Theater Stage Cuckoldry
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Swollen Dashing Gunner
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Histrionic medicated private investor
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
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  04/24/26
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rough-skinned galvanic corner
  04/27/24
180
Grizzly faggot firefighter
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
smoky friendly grandma tattoo
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Grizzly faggot firefighter
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
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  04/27/24
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talking free-loading piazza
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rough-skinned galvanic corner
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Painfully Honest Olive Pit Yarmulke
  10/08/24
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Cerise mewling whorehouse dingle berry
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Avocado fighting immigrant
  06/06/24
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hairless beady-eyed bawdyhouse associate
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
big sneaky criminal
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
coiffed impertinent fat ankles idiot
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
big sneaky criminal
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
coiffed impertinent fat ankles idiot
  06/06/24
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Poppy chest-beating home prole
  04/24/26
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Painfully Honest Olive Pit Yarmulke
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
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  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
twisted ultramarine lay
  09/14/25
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spruce doctorate
  03/31/26
flame?
diverse stag film
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
twisted ultramarine lay
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Jade Pungent Cumskin Parlour
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Internet-worthy theater puppy
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Jade Pungent Cumskin Parlour
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
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  04/24/26
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little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
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  07/23/26
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potluck
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Poppy chest-beating home prole
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
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  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: talented boistinker

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: passionate gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: contagious ticket booth

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: contagious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: bronze sex offender incel

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Insecure ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: smoky friendly grandma tattoo

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Insecure ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Lake stead

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Bisexual Locus Hunting Ground

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Bisexual Locus Hunting Ground

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Bisexual Locus Hunting Ground

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Bisexual Locus Hunting Ground

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Cracking Canary Theater Stage Cuckoldry

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Bisexual Locus Hunting Ground

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Cracking Canary Theater Stage Cuckoldry

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Swollen Dashing Gunner

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Histrionic medicated private investor

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: flesh alpha

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: rough-skinned galvanic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Grizzly faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: smoky friendly grandma tattoo

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Grizzly faggot firefighter

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Cracking Canary Theater Stage Cuckoldry

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: talking free-loading piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: rough-skinned galvanic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Olive Pit Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Cerise mewling whorehouse dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Avocado fighting immigrant

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: hairless beady-eyed bawdyhouse associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: big sneaky criminal

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: coiffed impertinent fat ankles idiot

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: big sneaky criminal

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: coiffed impertinent fat ankles idiot

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Poppy chest-beating home prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Olive Pit Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: spruce doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: diverse stag film

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: twisted ultramarine lay

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Jade Pungent Cumskin Parlour

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy theater puppy

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Jade Pungent Cumskin Parlour

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring godawful space

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Poppy chest-beating home prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2],#50021007)