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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
wonderful kitchen
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
arousing crimson french chef
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Avocado hall
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
swashbuckling slippery sanctuary
  08/30/25
...
sick stead
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Chartreuse Market Sandwich
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Contagious Grizzly Liquid Oxygen
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
wonderful kitchen
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Contagious Grizzly Liquid Oxygen
  08/31/25
...
Vibrant black woman
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
razzmatazz impressive space
  08/31/25
delusional take
Vibrant black woman
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
tan excitant stag film
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
razzmatazz impressive space
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
offensive parlour
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
razzmatazz impressive space
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
wonderful kitchen
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
razzmatazz impressive space
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
wonderful kitchen
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
offensive parlour
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
razzmatazz impressive space
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
offensive parlour
  09/05/25
...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
unholy mexican resort
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
offensive parlour
  09/05/25
...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
offensive parlour
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
wonderful kitchen
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
khaki razzle-dazzle gas station
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
khaki razzle-dazzle gas station
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/05/25
Kenny
offensive parlour
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
wonderful kitchen
  09/06/25
...
burgundy faggotry becky
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/06/25
...
burgundy faggotry becky
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
wonderful kitchen
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
orchid shitlib hospital
  09/07/25
Explain
wonderful kitchen
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Twinkling parlor
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
wonderful kitchen
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
wonderful kitchen
  09/07/25
...
tan excitant stag film
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
razzmatazz impressive space
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
razzmatazz impressive space
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
razzmatazz impressive space
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
razzmatazz impressive space
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
razzmatazz impressive space
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
razzmatazz impressive space
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
razzmatazz impressive space
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
offensive parlour
  01/18/26
...
razzmatazz impressive space
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Spectacular stubborn den digit ratio
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
razzmatazz impressive space
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: wonderful kitchen

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: arousing crimson french chef

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Avocado hall

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling slippery sanctuary

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sick stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse Market Sandwich

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Contagious Grizzly Liquid Oxygen

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: wonderful kitchen

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Contagious Grizzly Liquid Oxygen

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Vibrant black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Vibrant black woman

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: tan excitant stag film

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: offensive parlour

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: wonderful kitchen

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: wonderful kitchen

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: offensive parlour

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: offensive parlour

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: unholy mexican resort

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: offensive parlour

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: offensive parlour

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: wonderful kitchen

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: khaki razzle-dazzle gas station

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: khaki razzle-dazzle gas station

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: offensive parlour

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: wonderful kitchen

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: burgundy faggotry becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: burgundy faggotry becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: wonderful kitchen

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: orchid shitlib hospital

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: wonderful kitchen

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Twinkling parlor

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: wonderful kitchen

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: wonderful kitchen

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: tan excitant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: offensive parlour

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Spectacular stubborn den digit ratio

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz impressive space

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49599047)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49616728)