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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
vibrant stag film
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
amethyst coiffed rehab
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
garnet talented genital piercing love of her life
  04/18/25
Cr.
cerebral spot cuckold
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
massive spectacular center cuck
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
nubile associate
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
vibrant stag film
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Supple Personal Credit Line
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Flickering theatre
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
vibrant stag film
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
odious travel guidebook
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
vibrant stag film
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
odious travel guidebook
  04/18/25
...
Exciting internet-worthy casino
  04/18/25
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Swashbuckling Cuckoldry
  08/17/26
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Bat-shit-crazy sapphire lodge
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
heady kitty cat ratface
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
appetizing fighting karate digit ratio
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
vibrant stag film
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
appetizing fighting karate digit ratio
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Exciting internet-worthy casino
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
vibrant stag film
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
appetizing fighting karate digit ratio
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
vibrant stag film
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
appetizing fighting karate digit ratio
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
soul-stirring mentally impaired cumskin
  04/18/25
jfc goys
appetizing fighting karate digit ratio
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Exciting internet-worthy casino
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
vibrant stag film
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
startling school
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Exciting internet-worthy casino
  04/18/25
Ty friend
startling school
  04/18/25
...
Bronze frum state
  08/17/26
...
Bronze frum state
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Painfully Honest Stirring Step-uncle's House Stain
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
vibrant stag film
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Painfully Honest Stirring Step-uncle's House Stain
  04/18/25
...
clear irradiated boistinker
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
appetizing fighting karate digit ratio
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
vibrant stag film
  04/18/25
...
Bat-shit-crazy sapphire lodge
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
talking pozpig garrison
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
startling school
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
vibrant stag film
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
vibrant stag film
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
vibrant stag film
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
garnet talented genital piercing love of her life
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
vibrant stag film
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
vibrant stag film
  08/17/26
...
Bronze frum state
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
odious travel guidebook
  08/17/26
ur dumb
vibrant stag film
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
odious travel guidebook
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
vibrant stag film
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
odious travel guidebook
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
vibrant stag film
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Fragrant drunken marketing idea
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
vibrant stag film
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Fragrant drunken marketing idea
  08/17/26
...
Magenta business firm
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Painfully Honest Stirring Step-uncle's House Stain
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
vibrant stag film
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Painfully Honest Stirring Step-uncle's House Stain
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
massive spectacular center cuck
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
vibrant stag film
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: amethyst coiffed rehab

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: garnet talented genital piercing love of her life

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: cerebral spot cuckold

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: massive spectacular center cuck

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: nubile associate

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Supple Personal Credit Line

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Flickering theatre

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: odious travel guidebook

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: odious travel guidebook

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Exciting internet-worthy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sapphire lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: heady kitty cat ratface

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: appetizing fighting karate digit ratio

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: appetizing fighting karate digit ratio

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Exciting internet-worthy casino

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: appetizing fighting karate digit ratio

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: appetizing fighting karate digit ratio

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring mentally impaired cumskin

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: appetizing fighting karate digit ratio

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Exciting internet-worthy casino

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: vibrant stag film

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: startling school

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Exciting internet-worthy casino

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: startling school

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Bronze frum state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Bronze frum state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Stirring Step-uncle's House Stain

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vibrant stag film

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stirring Step-uncle's House Stain

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: clear irradiated boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: appetizing fighting karate digit ratio

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vibrant stag film

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sapphire lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: talking pozpig garrison

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: startling school

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: vibrant stag film

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: vibrant stag film

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: garnet talented genital piercing love of her life

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Bronze frum state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: odious travel guidebook

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: odious travel guidebook

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: odious travel guidebook

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Fragrant drunken marketing idea

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: vibrant stag film

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Fragrant drunken marketing idea

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Magenta business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Stirring Step-uncle's House Stain

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: vibrant stag film

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Stirring Step-uncle's House Stain

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: massive spectacular center cuck

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: vibrant stag film

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50146047)