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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
vermilion site ladyboy
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
floppy senate
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
dark school
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
floppy senate
  07/14/25
100%
Drab nowag center
  07/15/25
FAG
excitant federal twinkling uncleanness juggernaut
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
180 piazza
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Gold abnormal stead
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Drab nowag center
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Chartreuse den regret
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
vermilion site ladyboy
  07/14/25
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charcoal jap weed whacker
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Chartreuse den regret
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
vermilion site ladyboy
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Chartreuse den regret
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
vermilion site ladyboy
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Chartreuse den regret
  07/14/25
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Chestnut effete trailer park scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Hairless vibrant roast beef native
  07/15/25
Lol
Chartreuse den regret
  07/15/25
jfc 180
excitant federal twinkling uncleanness juggernaut
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Drab nowag center
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
swashbuckling alcoholic deer antler
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
demanding mustard friendly grandma cuck
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
floppy senate
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dark school
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Chartreuse den regret
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
vermilion site ladyboy
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
floppy senate
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
vermilion site ladyboy
  07/14/25
wut
Peach persian
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
vermilion site ladyboy
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Ultramarine dashing clown market
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
galvanic rough-skinned location
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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180 piazza
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we all have brother
Drab nowag center
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Drab nowag center
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Chestnut effete trailer park scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Sooty flatulent parlor corn cake
  07/14/25
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lilac hominid library
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
High-end indecent candlestick maker
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Chestnut effete trailer park scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
stubborn ruddy national
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Ivory ungodly locus faggotry
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
ocher overrated orchestra pit skinny woman
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
saffron big famous landscape painting institution
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
yapping aquamarine lay therapy
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Deranged School Cafeteria Quadroon
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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excitant federal twinkling uncleanness juggernaut
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Chartreuse den regret
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Drab nowag center
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Drab nowag center
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
vermilion site ladyboy
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: vermilion site ladyboy

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: floppy senate

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: dark school

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: floppy senate

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Drab nowag center

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: excitant federal twinkling uncleanness juggernaut

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: 180 piazza

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Gold abnormal stead

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: demanding mustard friendly grandma cuck



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Drab nowag center



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Chartreuse den regret

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: vermilion site ladyboy

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: charcoal jap weed whacker



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse den regret

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: vermilion site ladyboy

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse den regret

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: vermilion site ladyboy

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse den regret

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Chestnut effete trailer park scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Hairless vibrant roast beef native

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse den regret

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: excitant federal twinkling uncleanness juggernaut

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Drab nowag center



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling alcoholic deer antler

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: demanding mustard friendly grandma cuck

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: floppy senate

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: dark school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse den regret



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: vermilion site ladyboy

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: floppy senate

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: vermilion site ladyboy

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Peach persian

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: vermilion site ladyboy

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: citrine exhilarant nursing home roommate

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Chestnut effete trailer park scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Poppy internet-worthy personal credit line fanboi



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Aromatic Puce Mood



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Canary Goal In Life Azn



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Ultramarine dashing clown market



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: galvanic rough-skinned location

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Aromatic Puce Mood

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: 180 piazza



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: ruby cuckold puppy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: charcoal jap weed whacker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: emerald liquid oxygen church



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse den regret



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Spot Gaming Laptop



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Gay low-t alpha corner



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: ruby cuckold puppy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Drab nowag center

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Drab nowag center



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Chestnut effete trailer park scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Sooty flatulent parlor corn cake

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: lilac hominid library



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: High-end indecent candlestick maker

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Chestnut effete trailer park scourge upon the earth

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: stubborn ruddy national

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Ivory ungodly locus faggotry

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: ocher overrated orchestra pit skinny woman

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: saffron big famous landscape painting institution

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: yapping aquamarine lay therapy

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Deranged School Cafeteria Quadroon

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Hairless vibrant roast beef native

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Costumed fragrant affirmative action ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: excitant federal twinkling uncleanness juggernaut



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse den regret



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Drab nowag center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Drab nowag center

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: vermilion site ladyboy

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49104451)