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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine disgusting double fault

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Infuriating hairraiser box office gunner



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: odious know-it-all whorehouse



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Brass Abusive Striped Hyena



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: bipolar electric furnace



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: lascivious business firm

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: metal death wish



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: salmon coffee pot

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: contagious mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Violet high-end school

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: crusty casino place of business

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: maroon really tough guy mental disorder

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded national yarmulke



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Pontificating Resort Alpha



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: contagious mad-dog skullcap

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: marvelous trailer park



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: up-to-no-good clown



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating abode cuck

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Aquamarine disgusting double fault

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: odious know-it-all whorehouse

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Aquamarine disgusting double fault

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: odious know-it-all whorehouse

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: contagious mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: marvelous trailer park



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: maroon really tough guy mental disorder



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: big hominid



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Gay Vigorous Brunch Therapy



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Tan stage



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: biggest creator of Israel support on xo ((zurich is stained))



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Gay Vigorous Brunch Therapy



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Stimulating frozen toilet seat stag film



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Violet high-end school



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: marvelous trailer park



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: salmon coffee pot



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: sapphire public bath



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: lime den



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Sickened Razzle Space

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Racy cocky sweet tailpipe athletic conference

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant tanning salon



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Topaz hyperventilating institution milk



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic

lmao

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed drunken giraffe



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Multi-billionaire Coldplay Fan



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: salmon coffee pot



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: narrow-minded national yarmulke



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Hot shaky pit associate

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: marvelous trailer park



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Gay Vigorous Brunch Therapy



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Aquamarine disgusting double fault



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: big hominid



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Glittery lay



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Glittery lay



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: maroon really tough guy mental disorder

ty

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: lime den



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Gay Vigorous Brunch Therapy



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: crystalline histrionic nowag



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Glittery lay



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded national yarmulke



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: crystalline histrionic nowag



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Gay Vigorous Brunch Therapy



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: crystalline histrionic nowag



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: marvelous trailer park



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Glittery lay



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Passionate Saffron Pisswyrm Mad Cow Disease

11pm? ljl get back in.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Unholy Diverse Foreskin



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating abode cuck

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2],#49354908)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you



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