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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
provocative sickened gas station
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Very tactful stirring prole hunting ground
  04/18/25
Cr.
razzle-dazzle fat ankles toaster
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Tripping pozpig theater
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
diverse fuchsia hell
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Hairraiser Maize Bbw Forum
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Exhilarant Gunner
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
lemon sanctuary crotch
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
lemon sanctuary crotch
  04/18/25
...
Heady crystalline pistol
  04/18/25
...
snowy round eye incel
  08/17/26
...
red hyperactive piazza
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Vengeful boistinker
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Heady crystalline pistol
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
avocado rambunctious institution
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Heady crystalline pistol
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
cerebral patrolman coldplay fan
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Heady crystalline pistol
  04/18/25
Ty friend
cerebral patrolman coldplay fan
  04/18/25
...
Arousing center gaping
  08/17/26
...
Arousing center gaping
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
multi-colored bat-shit-crazy kitty cat
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
multi-colored bat-shit-crazy kitty cat
  04/18/25
...
Geriatric comical sweet tailpipe locus
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/18/25
...
red hyperactive piazza
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Rebellious 180 casino legal warrant
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
cerebral patrolman coldplay fan
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Very tactful stirring prole hunting ground
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  08/17/26
...
Arousing center gaping
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
lemon sanctuary crotch
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
lemon sanctuary crotch
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
lemon sanctuary crotch
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Garnet puppy
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Garnet puppy
  08/17/26
...
high-end senate
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
multi-colored bat-shit-crazy kitty cat
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
multi-colored bat-shit-crazy kitty cat
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Tripping pozpig theater
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Dashing Cuckold New Version
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: provocative sickened gas station

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Very tactful stirring prole hunting ground

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle fat ankles toaster

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Tripping pozpig theater

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: diverse fuchsia hell

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser Maize Bbw Forum

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Exhilarant Gunner

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: lemon sanctuary crotch

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: lemon sanctuary crotch

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Heady crystalline pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: snowy round eye incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: red hyperactive piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Vengeful boistinker

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Heady crystalline pistol

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: avocado rambunctious institution

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Heady crystalline pistol

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: cerebral patrolman coldplay fan

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Heady crystalline pistol

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: cerebral patrolman coldplay fan

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Arousing center gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Arousing center gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: multi-colored bat-shit-crazy kitty cat

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: multi-colored bat-shit-crazy kitty cat

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Geriatric comical sweet tailpipe locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Jet-lagged haunted graveyard mexican

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: red hyperactive piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Rebellious 180 casino legal warrant

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: cerebral patrolman coldplay fan

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Very tactful stirring prole hunting ground

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Arousing center gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: lemon sanctuary crotch

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: lemon sanctuary crotch

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: lemon sanctuary crotch

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Garnet puppy

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Garnet puppy

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: high-end senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: multi-colored bat-shit-crazy kitty cat

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: multi-colored bat-shit-crazy kitty cat

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Tripping pozpig theater

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Dashing Cuckold New Version

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2],#50146047)