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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
henna motley state mood
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
henna motley state mood
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Violet Submissive Dysfunction Chad
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/06/25
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Outnumbered pervert faggotry
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Wild hideous hell toaster
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Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office
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Violet Submissive Dysfunction Chad
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smoky temple
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concupiscible pea-brained plaza
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diverse internal respiration
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Saffron Useless Brakes
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
henna motley state mood
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
henna motley state mood
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Purple cuckold
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Vivacious dragon
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Tan French Chef National
  07/06/25
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Saffron Useless Brakes
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Gaped heaven partner
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Deep corner
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Brilliant territorial piazza pozpig
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
titillating milky milk garrison
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
exciting new version
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Purple cuckold
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
exciting new version
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Purple cuckold
  07/07/25
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Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
exciting new version
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Brilliant territorial piazza pozpig
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Purple cuckold
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
exciting new version
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
exciting new version
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
exciting new version
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Gaped heaven partner
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman
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Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office
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Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman
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Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
obsidian blathering headpube
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
at-the-ready nowag
  07/11/25
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Cruel-hearted hairy legs
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Arousing black woman
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: henna motley state mood

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: henna motley state mood

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Violet Submissive Dysfunction Chad

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered pervert faggotry



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Wild hideous hell toaster

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Violet Submissive Dysfunction Chad



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: smoky temple



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Gaped heaven partner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Adventurous school cafeteria



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: titillating milky milk garrison



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: canary thirsty native goyim



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: spectacular pontificating genital piercing site



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Marvelous apoplectic mad cow disease



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready nowag



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: concupiscible pea-brained plaza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: diverse internal respiration



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Saffron Useless Brakes



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: henna motley state mood

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: henna motley state mood

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Purple cuckold

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vivacious dragon

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Tan French Chef National

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Saffron Useless Brakes



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Gaped heaven partner

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Deep corner

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Brilliant territorial piazza pozpig

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: titillating milky milk garrison

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: exciting new version

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Purple cuckold

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: exciting new version

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Purple cuckold

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: exciting new version

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Brilliant territorial piazza pozpig

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Purple cuckold

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: exciting new version

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: exciting new version

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: exciting new version

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: exciting new version

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Gaped heaven partner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Copper selfie

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Opaque Galvanic Principal's Office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Business Firm Patrolman



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: obsidian blathering headpube

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready nowag

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairy legs



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Arousing black woman

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099235)