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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
Curious House
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
mildly autistic double fault
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
hilarious hell
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
Curious House
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Walnut tripping tanning salon
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
Curious House
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
Titillating stag film
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
heady forum
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
Curious House
  04/28/21
...
sapphire kink-friendly church building liquid oxygen
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Walnut tripping tanning salon
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
Curious House
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
bateful station
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
mildly autistic double fault
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
Disgusting ladyboy
  04/27/21
...
Abnormal Aphrodisiac Shitlib
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
Spectacular bonkers telephone
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Walnut tripping tanning salon
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
Spectacular bonkers telephone
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
medicated laughsome hospital
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
Disgusting ladyboy
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
flirting shimmering therapy
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
Curious House
  04/27/21
...
Flatulent pink point
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
fragrant rambunctious community account casino
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
Curious House
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Contagious mischievous hall private investor
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
Curious House
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
fragrant rambunctious community account casino
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
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  08/15/22
...
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  05/12/24
...
transparent boiling water
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
adventurous range
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
Curious House
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
Lascivious tattoo business firm
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
Curious House
  04/27/21
...
Galvanic Piazza
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
unhinged kitty gay wizard
  08/15/22
...
Disgusting ladyboy
  08/15/22
...
Curious House
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
orange stage sandwich
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
Curious House
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Cowardly incel roast beef
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
Disgusting ladyboy
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
excitant french water buffalo
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
Curious House
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
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  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
cerebral shrine
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
Curious House
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
heady forum
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
flirting shimmering therapy
  04/28/21
lol
Disgusting ladyboy
  08/15/22
lol
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  08/15/22
...
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  11/02/25
...
Curious House
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
mildly autistic double fault
  08/15/22
...
chest-beating school
  08/15/22
...
Curious House
  02/07/24
...
supple twinkling uncleanness
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
chest-beating school
  08/16/22
...
Curious House
  05/12/24
We survived.
sapphire kink-friendly church building liquid oxygen
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
Disgusting ladyboy
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
buck-toothed dun lodge
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
Slap-happy aromatic office
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
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  05/12/24
...
Curious House
  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
geriatric underhanded giraffe dilemma
  11/17/24
Breakfast reminder
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  11/02/25


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Curious House

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: mildly autistic double fault

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: hilarious hell

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: Curious House

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Walnut tripping tanning salon

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: Curious House

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Titillating stag film

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: heady forum

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Curious House

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: sapphire kink-friendly church building liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Walnut tripping tanning salon

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Curious House

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: bateful station

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: mildly autistic double fault

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Disgusting ladyboy

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Abnormal Aphrodisiac Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: Spectacular bonkers telephone

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Walnut tripping tanning salon

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: Spectacular bonkers telephone

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: medicated laughsome hospital

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Disgusting ladyboy

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: flirting shimmering therapy

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: Curious House

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: Flatulent pink point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: fragrant rambunctious community account casino

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Curious House

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Contagious mischievous hall private investor

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: Curious House

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: fragrant rambunctious community account casino

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Titillating stag film

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Lilac Seedy Sneaky Criminal Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: transparent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: adventurous range

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: Curious House

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: Lascivious tattoo business firm

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: Curious House

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: unhinged kitty gay wizard

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Disgusting ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Curious House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: orange stage sandwich

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Curious House

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Cowardly incel roast beef

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Disgusting ladyboy

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: excitant french water buffalo

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: Curious House

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: sapphire kink-friendly church building liquid oxygen

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: cerebral shrine

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Curious House

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: heady forum

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: flirting shimmering therapy

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Disgusting ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: hairless topaz pocket flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: grizzly insecure electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Curious House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic double fault

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: chest-beating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: Curious House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: supple twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: chest-beating school

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Curious House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: sapphire kink-friendly church building liquid oxygen

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Disgusting ladyboy

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: buck-toothed dun lodge

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: Slap-happy aromatic office

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: stimulating genital piercing

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#47654974)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: Curious House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#48349963)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: geriatric underhanded giraffe dilemma

Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions.

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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Curious House

Breakfast reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2],#49395126)