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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: pink bbw plaza

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cerebral cruise ship degenerate

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: pink bbw plaza

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 180 Ultramarine Dog Poop Site

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Bipolar dilemma

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Ruby Deer Antler Macaca

Pic of the cheeks?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Demanding elite crotch halford



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: swollen erotic locale coldplay fan

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: swollen erotic locale coldplay fan

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: swollen erotic locale coldplay fan

How did she respond?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: swollen erotic locale coldplay fan

Lol I guess you had to try

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: electric forum

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: swollen erotic locale coldplay fan

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: crimson step-uncle's house mad cow disease

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Demanding elite crotch halford

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: pink bbw plaza

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

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best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: pink bbw plaza

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2],#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Glittery gaped hell

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

I’m married with kids part?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Pungent Excitant Meetinghouse Double Fault

you lost the plot right there

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: shivering ratface gaping

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: brass nighttime chapel

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: deep jade reading party death wish

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Onyx frozen ceo

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: electric forum

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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: 180 Ultramarine Dog Poop Site

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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stage

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

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