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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: claret tattoo property Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Khaki hot hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828253) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: claret tattoo property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: up-to-no-good foreskin Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Scarlet shrine I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Laughsome stag film Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Greedy Menage Stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: olive offensive address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Drunken maniacal affirmative action (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Slippery home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828401) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: claret tattoo property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Charcoal histrionic stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Charcoal histrionic stage bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Amber Anal Market ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Charcoal histrionic stage They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Amber Anal Market no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988174) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: pale useless chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Charcoal histrionic stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26857853) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Charcoal histrionic stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Soul-stirring geriatric death wish Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Lilac area chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Soul-stirring geriatric death wish Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: vigorous mad cow disease athletic conference great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Adventurous cream field I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#28616859) |
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