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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Maniacal market mood Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: greedy dashing pistol gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: startled shrine liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: histrionic shimmering coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Charismatic Insane Philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Bronze odious chad cuckold Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: slimy angry old irish cottage stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Maniacal market mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone orchestra pit codepig Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: magical house I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Passionate rusted half-breed Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Cerebral Principal's Office Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Khaki Federal Parlor Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Nofapping Sticky Regret (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: nudist chapel police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: mewling concupiscible business firm fanboi lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Maniacal market mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: mewling concupiscible business firm fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: mewling concupiscible business firm fanboi bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: charcoal box office ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: mewling concupiscible business firm fanboi They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: charcoal box office no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: mildly autistic ticket booth We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Marvelous Turquoise Resort Antidepressant Drug 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Vigorous azn kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: mewling concupiscible business firm fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Orchid milk haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: mewling concupiscible business firm fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Marvelous Turquoise Resort Antidepressant Drug Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: aromatic underhanded useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: motley cobalt center internal respiration 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Marvelous Turquoise Resort Antidepressant Drug Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988167) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: mildly autistic ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: nighttime school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#35298412) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: autistic den great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988132) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Violent native love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: mewling concupiscible business firm fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Violent native was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: chartreuse awkward church brethren I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: French Church Building I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Maniacal market mood The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#36797515) |
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