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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Burgundy Gas Station

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Erotic Awkward Roommate

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Burgundy Gas Station



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Free-loading Indirect Expression

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: bateful institution philosopher-king

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling space multi-billionaire

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: excitant crimson lay mother

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: deep pea-brained trump supporter

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: deep pea-brained trump supporter

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: magenta insanely creepy associate sanctuary

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: deep pea-brained trump supporter

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: magenta insanely creepy associate sanctuary

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed foreskin state

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: flirting cyan set

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: flirting cyan set

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: khaki curious home

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Talented Factory Reset Button Boltzmann

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: deep pea-brained trump supporter



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Talented Factory Reset Button Boltzmann

was literally thinking about this yesterday

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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Mauve arousing public bath new version

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac temple

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac temple

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Green School Main People

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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Burgundy Gas Station

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