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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
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he’s such a dunce
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Heady bossy ape

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: boyish lake therapy locale

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Heady bossy ape



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: nighttime whorehouse useless brakes



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: black stage

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: startling indirect expression friendly grandma



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: very tactful big casino



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: azure macaca coldplay fan



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Cerise wagecucks pit



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Twinkling school cafeteria



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: free-loading vigorous lay sneaky criminal

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: bull headed hominid

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: glittery vengeful organic girlfriend



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: startling indirect expression friendly grandma



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Sable property partner



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: vivacious aqua messiness



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: garnet bateful stain



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: free-loading vigorous lay sneaky criminal

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: glittery vengeful organic girlfriend

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: bull headed hominid



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy adventurous son of senegal jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: azure macaca coldplay fan



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Stimulating Violet Garrison

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Spectacular Haunting Goal In Life



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: startling indirect expression friendly grandma

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Titillating Naked Psychic Fat Ankles



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Spectacular Haunting Goal In Life



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: tan center

Like the Ramones

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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Floppy nudist temple preventive strike



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: azure macaca coldplay fan

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Fishy mood scourge upon the earth

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Thriller hateful liquid oxygen stag film

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: concupiscible godawful azn range

LJL.

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Exciting Turquoise Menage



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Stimulating Violet Garrison



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: tan center

rachmiel autoadmit

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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Blathering House



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Shimmering hilarious trust fund

Jared Zozo

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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: apoplectic hairraiser giraffe

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: alcoholic nursing home



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: glittery vengeful organic girlfriend



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: histrionic navy trailer park

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: excitant fantasy-prone dopamine stage



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Shimmering hilarious trust fund



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Shimmering hilarious trust fund

Donald Trump

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: silver associate

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: demanding odious multi-billionaire jap

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Brass disturbing boltzmann becky

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Sienna irradiated juggernaut

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating diverse selfie

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Blathering House



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Curious Gay Hospital

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant sickened shrine dragon

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Stimulating Violet Garrison



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy adventurous son of senegal jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: azure macaca coldplay fan



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: grizzly mother



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Heady bossy ape

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Exciting Turquoise Menage

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Provocative drab laser beams state

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Cowardly bespoke ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: magenta twinkling uncleanness stead

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: charismatic vermilion theater stage blood rage

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Blathering House

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: violent principal's office generalized bond

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy adventurous son of senegal jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Brass disturbing boltzmann becky

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: tan center

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: chrome vibrant site marketing idea

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Lavender deep forum

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Heady bossy ape

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Fishy mood scourge upon the earth

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Rusted electric furnace

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2],#37915994)