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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Gaped pit
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Jfc
Flickering Main People
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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This is so fucked up.
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misanthropic resort half-breed
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
sooty newt doctorate
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Indecent stirring kitchen
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
transparent coldplay fan
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
burgundy wonderful wrinkle
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couple weeks ago. you?
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opaque cuckold
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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Gaped pit
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
burgundy wonderful wrinkle
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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new poaster, first day?
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Cowardly hyperactive crackhouse

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: snowy diverse center hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Gaped pit



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Flickering Main People

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Dashing stead mediation

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: concupiscible coral idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: histrionic toaster

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Gaped pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Demanding property



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: concupiscible coral idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Abusive soul-stirring cuckoldry marketing idea

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lettuce wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: opaque cuckold

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: misanthropic resort half-breed



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: sooty newt doctorate

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Indecent stirring kitchen

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: charismatic fighting crotch hall

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: concupiscible coral idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Pale kitty cat casino

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Buff Meetinghouse



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Tantric Halford Lodge

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: arousing range deer antler



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: transparent coldplay fan

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Buff Meetinghouse

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Cowardly hyperactive crackhouse

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: misanthropic resort half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: jet indian lodge

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: burgundy wonderful wrinkle

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: jet indian lodge

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: burgundy wonderful wrinkle

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: concupiscible coral idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Supple orange brunch

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded library

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Aggressive boyish reading party



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Tantric Halford Lodge



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Cowardly hyperactive crackhouse

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: burgundy wonderful wrinkle

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Cowardly hyperactive crackhouse

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Cowardly hyperactive crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: opaque cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Purple Voyeur

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Abnormal excitant theater

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Gaped pit



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: slippery university

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: burgundy wonderful wrinkle

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: opaque cuckold

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: slippery university

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: opaque cuckold

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: slippery university

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: opaque cuckold



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Purple Voyeur

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Flickering Main People

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Purple Voyeur

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Hospital

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Indecent stirring kitchen

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: slippery university

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Hospital

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Aggressive boyish reading party

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Light blathering indirect expression



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Aggressive boyish reading party



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: flatulent degenerate cuck

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: cerebral dragon



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: slippery university



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Passionate Confused Dysfunction Den



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Indecent stirring kitchen

.

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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Light blathering indirect expression



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: alcoholic nursing home hissy fit



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lettuce wagecucks



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Shimmering offensive dilemma clown

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2],#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant Really Tough Guy



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: concupiscible coral idea he suggested



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Indecent stirring kitchen

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Author: Hyperventilating Site New Version



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