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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: adventurous fuchsia clown theater stage Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Spectacular Dun Black Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Red Razzmatazz Trump Supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988261) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Provocative site selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: pearly famous landscape painting Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Emerald theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: adventurous fuchsia clown theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Electric center Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: amethyst forum degenerate I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Walnut Old Irish Cottage Main People Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: hyperventilating ruddy nibblets internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: milky lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Histrionic cordovan church messiness (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: bipolar nighttime national security agency cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25828401) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: adventurous fuchsia clown theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: overrated range wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: overrated range wrinkle bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: pungent parlour ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: overrated range wrinkle They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: pungent parlour no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Apoplectic alpha We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#35297897) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Exhilarant trust fund toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: overrated range wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26857853) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: overrated range wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: indigo razzle twinkling uncleanness Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: jet-lagged stock car sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Bateful Tattoo School 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: indigo razzle twinkling uncleanness Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: geriatric corner crotch great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2],#26988132) |
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