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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: violent national security agency son of senegal

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Brass range idea he suggested

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: violent national security agency son of senegal

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Buck-toothed red senate affirmative action

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible french chef



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: histrionic useless cumskin point

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Trip splenetic nursing home



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: khaki alpha piazza



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Bronze Community Account



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Crusty elite athletic conference prole



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Unhinged underhanded university haunted graveyard



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: Unhinged underhanded university haunted graveyard



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Buck-toothed red senate affirmative action



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: appetizing cream garrison sweet tailpipe

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: violent national security agency son of senegal

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: appetizing cream garrison sweet tailpipe

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: violent national security agency son of senegal

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Unhinged underhanded university haunted graveyard



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: turquoise tantric state

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: fragrant legal warrant stage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: sienna hyperactive chad home



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible french chef



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: saffron floppy resort



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Fighting crackhouse



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: maize provocative associate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Puce Fear-inspiring Coldplay Fan



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: galvanic skinny woman ticket booth

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: violent national security agency son of senegal

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: galvanic skinny woman ticket booth

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: violent national security agency son of senegal

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: galvanic skinny woman ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse roommate

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: arrogant onyx native international law enforcement agency

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Milky pozpig rehab

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: violent national security agency son of senegal

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: galvanic skinny woman ticket booth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: saffron floppy resort



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: beta school cafeteria



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: indigo location trust fund



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: maize provocative associate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Passionate weed whacker



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: cobalt ladyboy



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Canary bat-shit-crazy library

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: violent national security agency son of senegal

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: saffron floppy resort

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: appetizing cream garrison sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Unhinged underhanded university haunted graveyard



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse roommate

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: geriatric shaky jewess site

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Bistre people who are hurt office



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: massive jet-lagged newt hospital

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible french chef



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Vibrant Giraffe Degenerate

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: galvanic skinny woman ticket booth

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: obsidian whorehouse roommate

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Trip splenetic nursing home



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Brass range idea he suggested



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: appetizing cream garrison sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Fighting crackhouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Bistre people who are hurt office



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Unhinged underhanded university haunted graveyard



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: maize provocative associate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: violent national security agency son of senegal

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: saffron floppy resort

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: bateful trailer park new version

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored greedy field puppy

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: laughsome violet generalized bond

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Jet nofapping plaza

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: violent national security agency son of senegal

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Fighting crackhouse

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating exhilarant idiot background story

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: henna parlor



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Unhinged underhanded university haunted graveyard



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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