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MY DAD FOUND MY DILDO AND I AM MORTIFIED. (19F)

I am screaming. I am screaming. I am screaming. This is l...
.,.,...,.,,.,.,:..;..:.,.,,,,.,;.,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
  08/05/25
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The Wandering Mercatores
  08/05/25
how did you find boner police's reddit account?
old enough to pee, old enough for me
  08/05/25
The dad and daughter are both fantasizing about the same thi...
White Privilege Log
  08/05/25
Nowhere does op say zir is a daughter, just that daddy has &...
[insert moniker of stupid retarded faggot]
  08/05/25
need a detailed description of the dildos dimensions and col...
Guybrush Threepwood
  08/05/25
You know Benzo, Uncle Dave was thrilled to find that
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  08/05/25
if your daughter cares about your opinion of her that much t...
Black, Neurodivergent BigLaw corporate attorney
  08/05/25


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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,,.,.,:..;..:.,.,,,,.,;.,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


I am screaming. I am screaming. I am screaming.

This is literally the worst. I left it in my laundry somehow and he saw it.

But he’s a really great father with a lot of daughters, so all he did was make a surprised noise of “oh, what is that..!” and pointedly kept conversing with me normally when I stupidly threw it to the side. I’d feel really grateful right now if it weren’t for the fact my feelings of thankfulness are being smothered to death by anxiety.

I have never been more embarrassed in my life. Not when my voice cracked during a solo performance. Not when I lost a national competition because I didn’t sleep enough. I’m literally going to shoot myself.

Please make me feel better about this. He’s a really great dad and didn’t react at all (he just skipped over it like it didn’t happen) but that makes it even worse. My dad is the best, a single father, and I try to make it a point to keep my sex life completely out of the house.

I have really bad anxiety even though he reacted so well. I’m worried he will think less of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758546&forum_id=2],#49158143)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: The Wandering Mercatores (from the Euphrates to the Forum)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758546&forum_id=2],#49158147)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: old enough to pee, old enough for me ((zurich is stained))

how did you find boner police's reddit account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758546&forum_id=2],#49158149)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: White Privilege Log

The dad and daughter are both fantasizing about the same thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758546&forum_id=2],#49158150)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: [insert moniker of stupid retarded faggot]

Nowhere does op say zir is a daughter, just that daddy has "a lot of daughters"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758546&forum_id=2],#49158198)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Guybrush Threepwood

need a detailed description of the dildos dimensions and color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758546&forum_id=2],#49158154)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

You know Benzo, Uncle Dave was thrilled to find that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758546&forum_id=2],#49158189)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Black, Neurodivergent BigLaw corporate attorney

if your daughter cares about your opinion of her that much that means you're a great father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5758546&forum_id=2],#49158195)