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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
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HOW much younger
stimulating private investor dysfunction
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/09/14
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
salmon lascivious forum crotch
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Metal dingle berry
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
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Metal dingle berry
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
Dead french chef stag film
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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laughing so hard at this
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  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
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https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
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Hot house
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awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
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  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
Brass bearded deer antler organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
?
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
Brass bearded deer antler organic girlfriend
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bump for columbus day
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At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
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lol
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Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
stimulating private investor dysfunction
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awkward national sandwich
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heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/09/14
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frum spot
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
salmon lascivious forum crotch
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
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  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
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  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
180 bonkers police squad location
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
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cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
Dead french chef stag film
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  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
indigo library
  10/09/14
Shrewd
flatulent talented dragon
  10/09/14
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
180 bonkers police squad location
  10/09/14
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Dead french chef stag film
  10/09/14
180
well-lubricated legend station
  10/09/14
180
Chartreuse confused corner
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180^180
amethyst rigor home
  10/09/14
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hyperactive principal's office stain
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
amethyst rigor home
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
amethyst rigor home
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...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
stimulating private investor dysfunction
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
indigo library
  10/09/14
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amethyst rigor home
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/09/14
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Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
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wildly underrated
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White effete puppy
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Soul-stirring piazza ratface
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You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
slap-happy range
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
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Razzle fear-inspiring institution immigrant
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/09/14
?
Cordovan Native Gaming Laptop
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
wonderful anal theatre striped hyena
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
aromatic stage pistol
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
floppy trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
180
Unhinged low-t nowag locale
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Adulterous place of business
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/09/14
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amethyst rigor home
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heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
frum spot
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
frum spot
  10/09/14
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Adulterous place of business
  10/09/14
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
indigo library
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
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And 10/10 xo women
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
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Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
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Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
Alcoholic Property
  10/09/14
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
Alcoholic Property
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Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
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awkward national sandwich
  10/09/14
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Alcoholic Property
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
saffron parlour goal in life
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/09/14
lol
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/09/14
180
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/09/14
lmao
Plum flirting genital piercing
  10/09/14
tyft
amethyst rigor home
  10/09/14
Lol
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
...
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  10/09/14
This is good.
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/09/14
180 billion
Adulterous place of business
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
Dead french chef stag film
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
Hilarious Marvelous Center
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...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
180 this is great
sable space
  10/10/14
...
hyperactive principal's office stain
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
violent gaped scourge upon the earth fat ankles
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
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  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
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(no fun guy)
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...
Navy Balding Faggot Firefighter
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Snowy orchestra pit
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
amethyst rigor home
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Ivory Menage
  10/09/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
...
Snowy orchestra pit
  10/09/14
...
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
Misunderstood macaca
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
thriller school pisswyrm
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
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  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/09/14
titcr
Snowy orchestra pit
  10/09/14
...
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
amethyst rigor home
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/09/14
...
hyperactive principal's office stain
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
Alcoholic Property
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
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  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
aromatic stage pistol
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
irradiated lime parlor associate
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
amethyst rigor home
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
Misunderstood macaca
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
amethyst rigor home
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
Misunderstood macaca
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
abnormal keepsake machete
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
jet-lagged diverse doctorate tank
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
flushed hairraiser garrison skinny woman
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
Alcoholic Property
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Ivory Menage
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
Alcoholic Property
  10/09/14
...
indigo library
  10/10/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
...
Snowy orchestra pit
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
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...
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...
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1800000000
fragrant half-breed
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Rebellious tan main people
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/09/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/09/14
Loling hard
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
stirring sanctuary
  10/09/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
jet-lagged diverse doctorate tank
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
Alcoholic Property
  10/09/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
supple gay wizard senate
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Snowy orchestra pit
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
gay big hell
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
wonderful anal theatre striped hyena
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/09/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
Hilarious Marvelous Center
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/09/14
...
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/10/14
...
Adulterous place of business
  10/09/14
i could see it
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
mind-boggling blathering heaven
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
amethyst rigor home
  10/09/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
Fuchsia disrespectful chad marketing idea
  06/27/16
...
Concupiscible telephone nibblets
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
Alcoholic Property
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
Motley roast beef temple
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Judgmental dashing address athletic conference
  10/10/14
WTF?
Plum flirting genital piercing
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Plum flirting genital piercing
  10/10/14
...
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/10/14
120
fragrant half-breed
  10/10/14
post the pic again
wonderful anal theatre striped hyena
  10/10/14
...
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/10/14
...
Alcoholic Property
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/10/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Wine Insecure Fortuitous Meteor Mother
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
aromatic stage pistol
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
180 bonkers police squad location
  10/10/14
...
lavender resort toaster
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Excitant drab headpube
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/10/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/10/14
...
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Arousing abode haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/10/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/10/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
Know-it-all Walnut Theater Boistinker
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
slap-happy range
  10/10/14
180
house-broken bawdyhouse
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Kink-friendly Stage Sex Offender
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
supple gay wizard senate
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
slap-happy range
  10/10/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
amethyst rigor home
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
Sepia lodge patrolman
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
amethyst rigor home
  10/10/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
amethyst rigor home
  10/10/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Excitant drab headpube
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
deep olive becky
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
bearded charismatic lettuce set
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/11/14
omg
supple gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Sticky Therapy Business Firm
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Ungodly apoplectic rigpig
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Concupiscible telephone nibblets
  10/11/14
...
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/11/14
...
Ungodly apoplectic rigpig
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
crystalline foreskin theater stage
  10/11/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
self-absorbed public bath
  10/18/14
...
Tantric ticket booth
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
slate travel guidebook
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Vibrant indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
dun glittery halford
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Ungodly apoplectic rigpig
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
supple gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
dun glittery halford
  10/11/14
...
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
Impressive High-end Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
lavender resort toaster
  10/11/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
lmfao
bateful rusted coldplay fan
  10/11/14
amazing
wild church
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/11/14
180
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/11/14
...
indigo library
  10/11/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Multi-colored frozen depressive
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
slate travel guidebook
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Ungodly apoplectic rigpig
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Vibrant indian lodge
  10/11/14
...
crystalline foreskin theater stage
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
umber razzle-dazzle rehab codepig
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
well-lubricated legend station
  03/28/16
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
exhilarant crackhouse
  10/11/14
...
passionate whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
plz poast
contagious pearly box office trump supporter
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
passionate whorehouse
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/11/14
For the love of god
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
magenta office gunner
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
Electric Hairy Legs Area
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
lavender resort toaster
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
lol 180
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
Provocative field digit ratio
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
Overrated dark university messiness
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Swollen appetizing pervert school cafeteria
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Swollen appetizing pervert school cafeteria
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
stimulating private investor dysfunction
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
Abusive point
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  10/11/14
(evan39)
fragrant half-breed
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
supple gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
Abusive point
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
Carmine hall
  10/11/14
keeping it real
Overrated dark university messiness
  10/11/14
...
Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  10/11/14
cr
hideous potus
  10/11/14
Amen.
Curious Rough-skinned Ceo
  10/11/14
lol cr
White effete puppy
  10/11/14
...
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/11/14
...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Rebellious tan main people
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
supple gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
supple gay wizard senate
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Rebellious tan main people
  10/11/14
180
cruel-hearted degenerate useless brakes
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
Arrogant jet shitlib
  10/11/14
...
Rebellious tan main people
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Rebellious tan main people
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/11/14
...
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
fragrant half-breed
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/11/14
lol
racy mischievous laser beams
  10/11/14
underrated
Misunderstood macaca
  10/11/14
...
Iridescent Selfie
  10/12/14
...
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
godawful underhanded plaza new version
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
Scarlet comical church building wrinkle
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
godawful underhanded plaza new version
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
godawful underhanded plaza new version
  10/11/14
...
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
lol
Titillating Round Eye
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Concupiscible telephone nibblets
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
nudist dilemma people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
burgundy histrionic
  10/11/14
180
magenta office gunner
  10/11/14
180
stimulating private investor dysfunction
  10/11/14
180
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
...
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Adventurous
  10/11/14
...
odious glassy filthpig jew
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
lake laughsome meetinghouse
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
180
magenta office gunner
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
abnormal keepsake machete
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Bisexual Exciting
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  10/11/14
...
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
...
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
Go on...
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
...
abnormal keepsake machete
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Tripping
  10/11/14
...
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Bisexual Exciting
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Tripping
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/11/14
...
crystalline foreskin theater stage
  10/11/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
mediation psychic
  10/12/14
...
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
...
Iridescent Selfie
  10/12/14
...
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Sticky Therapy Business Firm
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Bisexual Exciting
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
awkward national sandwich
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
stimulating private investor dysfunction
  10/11/14
...
sinister background story
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Coffee Pot Giraffe
  10/11/14
...
sinister background story
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
...
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
sapphire cocky state
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
slate travel guidebook
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Sticky Therapy Business Firm
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
abnormal keepsake machete
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
thriller school pisswyrm
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Misanthropic
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
exhilarant crackhouse
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
exhilarant crackhouse
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
Shivering roommate dopamine
  10/11/14
...
wonderful anal theatre striped hyena
  10/11/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
Oh my
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/11/14
omg
sickened famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
Talking Costumed
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/11/14
...
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
sickened famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Alcoholic
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
up-to-no-good lilac cumskin
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
slap-happy range
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
Shivering roommate dopamine
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
aquamarine wagecucks
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
deep olive becky
  10/11/14
...
godawful underhanded plaza new version
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
Swashbuckling nubile legal warrant step-uncle's house
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Kink-friendly Stage Sex Offender
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
soggy
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
floppy trailer park twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
wtf
sienna hissy fit
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
bossy maniacal pozpig
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
deep olive becky
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
bossy maniacal pozpig
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
nudist dilemma people who are hurt
  10/11/14
...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
slap-happy range
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Bisexual Exciting
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
house-broken bawdyhouse
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Bisexual Exciting
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
deep olive becky
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Alcoholic
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Bisexual Exciting
  10/11/14
...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
abnormal keepsake machete
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Alcoholic
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
amethyst rigor home
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
nudist dilemma people who are hurt
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
...
Dead french chef stag film
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
puce idiot quadroon
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
sexy windowlicker
  11/21/15
...
Tripping
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
gtfo
Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
  10/11/14
Holy shit
slate travel guidebook
  10/11/14
?
Ivory Menage
  10/11/14
...
hyperventilating cuckoldry
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
cyan hairless goyim
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
fragrant half-breed
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
cyan hairless goyim
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
sickened famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
hyperventilating cuckoldry
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Massive
  10/11/14
lol
Dead french chef stag film
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/12/14
180
Aqua Fanboi
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/11/14
120
boyish site preventive strike
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/11/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
Outnumbered persian
  10/12/14
...
Ungodly apoplectic rigpig
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
Hilarious Marvelous Center
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Rebellious tan main people
  10/12/14
...
exhilarant crackhouse
  12/06/14
...
Ungodly apoplectic rigpig
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
Vermilion Gaping
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
dog poop
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/12/14
Well!?
sapphire cocky state
  10/12/14
...
Ungodly apoplectic rigpig
  10/12/14
plz respond
Rebellious tan main people
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Cordovan Native Gaming Laptop
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
crystalline foreskin theater stage
  10/12/14
Well?
Kink-friendly Stage Sex Offender
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
kitty
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Ivory Menage
  10/12/14
180000000
magenta office gunner
  10/12/14
??
Plum flirting genital piercing
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
ladyboy
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Ivory Menage
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
...
Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt
  10/12/14
...
aquamarine wagecucks
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Tripping
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
Overrated dark university messiness
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
Hilarious Marvelous Center
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
fragrant half-breed
  10/12/14
please continue
Iridescent Selfie
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Rebellious tan main people
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Tripping
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Masturbator Queen Of The Night
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
...
amethyst rigor home
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
supple gay wizard senate
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
amethyst rigor home
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Insanely Creepy Medicated Friendly Grandma Mexican
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Insanely Creepy Medicated Friendly Grandma Mexican
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
dun glittery halford
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Masturbator Queen Of The Night
  10/12/14
ty
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Masturbator Queen Of The Night
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Insanely Creepy Medicated Friendly Grandma Mexican
  10/12/14
And scene.
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/12/14
nigger
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Insanely Creepy Medicated Friendly Grandma Mexican
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
...
Swollen appetizing pervert school cafeteria
  10/12/14
...
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
...
deep olive becky
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
Brilliant Mentally Impaired
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
very tactful indirect expression
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
sienna hissy fit
  10/12/14
You don't?
flatulent talented dragon
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/12/14
...
Tripping
  10/12/14
wtf
amethyst rigor home
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
godawful underhanded plaza new version
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
amethyst rigor home
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
godawful underhanded plaza new version
  10/12/14
...
Outnumbered persian
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Multi-colored frozen depressive
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
godawful underhanded plaza new version
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Alcoholic
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
godawful underhanded plaza new version
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Multi-colored frozen depressive
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
supple gay wizard senate
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Black Startled Chapel Circlehead
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
aromatic stage pistol
  10/12/14
...
lake laughsome meetinghouse
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
jet-lagged diverse doctorate tank
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
free-loading really tough guy elastic band
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
amethyst rigor home
  10/12/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
puce idiot quadroon
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
soggy
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Masturbator Queen Of The Night
  10/12/14
...
sexy windowlicker
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Concupiscible telephone nibblets
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Vivacious Faggotry
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
light azn
  10/12/14
180
pale alpha
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
mewling voyeur
  10/31/16
...
sexy windowlicker
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
rambunctious
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
clown
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
odious glassy filthpig jew
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Alcoholic
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
aromatic stage pistol
  10/12/14
titc analysis
self-absorbed public bath
  10/18/14
...
sexy windowlicker
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Kink-friendly Stage Sex Offender
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
Swashbuckling nubile legal warrant step-uncle's house
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
nudist dilemma people who are hurt
  10/13/14
?
Swashbuckling nubile legal warrant step-uncle's house
  10/13/14
...
Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake
  10/27/14
...
Masturbator Queen Of The Night
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
slap-happy range
  12/06/14
...
amethyst rigor home
  04/07/15
...
odious glassy filthpig jew
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
canary partner
  04/22/15
...
Plum flirting genital piercing
  05/17/15
...
Crusty trust fund blood rage
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Vigorous demanding reading party bbw
  08/18/15
update?
turdskin
  10/06/15
...
bistre zombie-like hominid
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Masturbator Queen Of The Night
  10/11/15
...
sickened famous landscape painting
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Mahogany pocket flask jewess
  10/12/15
bump
Ivory Menage
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Ebony
  11/25/15
...
amethyst rigor home
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
amethyst rigor home
  12/27/15
...
Crusty trust fund blood rage
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Naked double fault
  03/10/16
...
Navy Balding Faggot Firefighter
  03/28/16
...
Cheese-eating Offensive Market
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
buck-toothed community account
  06/27/16
...
Swashbuckling nubile legal warrant step-uncle's house
  08/21/16
...
Bull headed
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
amethyst rigor home
  08/22/16
...
Brindle shaky stock car
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
Painfully honest antidepressant drug mental disorder
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Mint Stubborn Juggernaut
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
Painfully honest antidepressant drug mental disorder
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Brindle shaky stock car
  09/13/16
...
awkward national sandwich
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Brindle shaky stock car
  09/13/16
Game of ""
twisted boltzmann
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Brindle shaky stock car
  09/13/16
...
ape
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Bull headed
  09/13/16
...
bistre zombie-like hominid
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
Poppy candlestick maker kitchen
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
aromatic stage pistol
  10/31/16
:-)
Bespoke National Security Agency
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
amethyst rigor home
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Bespoke National Security Agency
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Nofapping mad cow disease
  10/31/16
...
sexy windowlicker
  10/09/18
...
lake laughsome meetinghouse
  11/21/16
...
amethyst rigor home
  01/10/17
...
Orchid irate sound barrier
  02/04/17
...
lake laughsome meetinghouse
  02/04/17
...
Bespoke National Security Agency
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
ocher water buffalo
  02/04/17
...
Bespoke National Security Agency
  02/04/17
...
Bespoke National Security Agency
  02/04/17
...
Nofapping mad cow disease
  02/05/17
...
Bespoke National Security Agency
  02/08/17
...
Chrome Knife
  06/28/17
...
silver liquid oxygen
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
pearl love of her life
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
Honey-headed indecent weed whacker death wish
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
ocher water buffalo
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Sticky Therapy Business Firm
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
internet-worthy shimmering brethren
  12/18/17
...
Pink son of senegal
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Seedy self-centered cuck
  01/06/18
...
ape
  02/06/18
...
wild church
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Nofapping mad cow disease
  10/06/18
4 year bump
pearl love of her life
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
sick
  10/09/18
...
Chartreuse confused corner
  10/17/18
...
Federal mood
  05/19/19
...
Tantric ticket booth
  05/19/19
...
Alcoholic
  10/14/19
...
amethyst rigor home
  05/05/20
...
Doobsian Milk
  06/28/20
...
garnet
  06/29/20
...
Alcoholic
  07/10/20
...
Soul-stirring piazza ratface
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
aggressive pontificating tattoo
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Filthy Ruddy
  10/10/20
TITCR
cerise black woman
  02/17/21
...
sick
  10/08/21
...
lemon
  02/17/21
...
Alcoholic
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
irradiated lime parlor associate
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
useless chest-beating
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
useless chest-beating
  10/11/21
...
sick
  10/07/22
...
Incel
  12/02/21
...
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
unholy generalized bond
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
Painfully honest antidepressant drug mental disorder
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
  10/10/22
...
Incel
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Incel
  11/23/22
...
thriller school pisswyrm
  05/06/23
...
regret
  05/06/23
Time flies
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Mahogany pocket flask jewess
  05/06/23
...
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
unholy generalized bond
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Embarrassed to the bone party of the first part
  10/09/23
...
Nofapping mad cow disease
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Chestnut Kitty Cat
  10/20/23
...
Nofapping mad cow disease
  10/20/23
...
Bespoke National Security Agency
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Bat-shit-crazy Geriatric Toilet Seat
  10/20/23
...
Incel
  10/20/23
...
sick
  10/20/23
...
Greedy turquoise factory reset button
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
thriller school pisswyrm
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: stimulating private investor dysfunction



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic Property



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: elite den personal credit line



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: pea-brained coral locus electric furnace



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: green casino



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: stimulating private investor dysfunction

HOW much younger

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: salmon lascivious forum crotch

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Metal dingle berry



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: pea-brained coral locus electric furnace

send her a dick pic

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Metal dingle berry



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Poppy candlestick maker kitchen

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: salmon lascivious forum crotch



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: hyperactive principal's office stain



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Plum flirting genital piercing



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: spruce idiotic brunch cuckold



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz thirsty lay karate



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed public bath

laughing so hard at this

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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Hot house



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: supple gay wizard senate

Depends. How attractive is she?

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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Brass bearded deer antler organic girlfriend

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

?

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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Brass bearded deer antler organic girlfriend

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: disturbing cerebral gas station



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Slimy stead boiling water

bump for columbus day

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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: lake laughsome meetinghouse

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Topaz pit



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: spectacular base feces

lol

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: boyish site preventive strike

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: stimulating private investor dysfunction

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

He speaks for all of us

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: frum spot



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: salmon lascivious forum crotch

Sounds like Festivus

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: bateful rusted coldplay fan

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: 180 bonkers police squad location

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: grizzly violent sneaky criminal jap



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: indigo library

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: flatulent talented dragon

Shrewd

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: 180 bonkers police squad location

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated legend station

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse confused corner

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

180^180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: hyperactive principal's office stain



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: stimulating private investor dysfunction

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: indigo library

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Impressive High-end Mad-dog Skullcap

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Primrose Idea He Suggested

wildly underrated

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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: White effete puppy



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza ratface



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: slap-happy range

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Razzle fear-inspiring institution immigrant



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Cordovan Native Gaming Laptop

?

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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

it's a serious issue bro

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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: wonderful anal theatre striped hyena

(xo 2014)

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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: aromatic stage pistol

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: floppy trailer park twinkling uncleanness

a damning indictment.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Unhinged low-t nowag locale

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Adulterous place of business

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

cr. swiping overrides biology

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: frum spot

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: frum spot

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Adulterous place of business

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: indigo library

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

And 10/10 xo women

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

Titcr Occam's razor bro

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic Property

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic Property

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic Property



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: saffron parlour goal in life

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

lol

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

180

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Plum flirting genital piercing

lmao

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

tyft

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Lol

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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: sapphire cocky state



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle

This is good.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Adulterous place of business

180 billion

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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

well. fucking. played.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Hilarious Marvelous Center

very well executed, flame or not

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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: sable space

180 this is great

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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: hyperactive principal's office stain



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: violent gaped scourge upon the earth fat ankles

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: trip slippery affirmative action tanning salon

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

Stfu we need this, badly.

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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Crawly international law enforcement agency nursing home

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Navy Balding Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Snowy orchestra pit

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Ivory Menage

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Snowy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood macaca

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: thriller school pisswyrm

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Snowy orchestra pit

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: hyperactive principal's office stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Property

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: godawful underhanded plaza new version

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: aromatic stage pistol

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: irradiated lime parlor associate

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Misunderstood macaca

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood macaca

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: abnormal keepsake machete

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: jet-lagged diverse doctorate tank

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: flushed hairraiser garrison skinny woman

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Property

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Ivory Menage

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic Property

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: indigo library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Snowy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Rebellious tan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile legal warrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: fragrant half-breed

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Rebellious tan main people

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: stirring sanctuary

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged diverse doctorate tank

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic Property

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: supple gay wizard senate

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Snowy orchestra pit

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: gay big hell

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: wonderful anal theatre striped hyena

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Hilarious Marvelous Center

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Adulterous place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling blathering heaven

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia disrespectful chad marketing idea

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible telephone nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic Property

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Motley roast beef temple

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Judgmental dashing address athletic conference

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Plum flirting genital piercing

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Plum flirting genital piercing

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: fragrant half-breed

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: wonderful anal theatre striped hyena

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Wine Insecure Fortuitous Meteor Mother

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: aromatic stage pistol

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: 180 bonkers police squad location

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: lavender resort toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Excitant drab headpube

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Arousing abode haunted graveyard

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: Know-it-all Walnut Theater Boistinker

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: slap-happy range

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: house-broken bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Stage Sex Offender

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: supple gay wizard senate

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: slap-happy range

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: Sepia lodge patrolman

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Excitant drab headpube

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: deep olive becky

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: bearded charismatic lettuce set

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: supple gay wizard senate

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Sticky Therapy Business Firm

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Ungodly apoplectic rigpig

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Concupiscible telephone nibblets

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Ungodly apoplectic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: crystalline foreskin theater stage

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: self-absorbed public bath

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Tantric ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: slate travel guidebook

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: dun glittery halford

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Ungodly apoplectic rigpig

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: supple gay wizard senate

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: dun glittery halford

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Impressive High-end Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: lavender resort toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: bateful rusted coldplay fan

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: wild church

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: indigo library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored frozen depressive

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: slate travel guidebook

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Ungodly apoplectic rigpig

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Vibrant indian lodge

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: crystalline foreskin theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: umber razzle-dazzle rehab codepig

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated legend station

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: amethyst rigor home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: exhilarant crackhouse

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: passionate whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: amethyst rigor home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: contagious pearly box office trump supporter

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: passionate whorehouse

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: magenta office gunner

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: Electric Hairy Legs Area

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: lavender resort toaster

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Provocative field digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Overrated dark university messiness

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: Swollen appetizing pervert school cafeteria

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Swollen appetizing pervert school cafeteria

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: stimulating private investor dysfunction

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: Abusive point

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: fragrant half-breed

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: supple gay wizard senate

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Abusive point

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Carmine hall

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: Overrated dark university messiness

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: hideous potus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Curious Rough-skinned Ceo

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: White effete puppy

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Rebellious tan main people

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: supple gay wizard senate

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: supple gay wizard senate

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Rebellious tan main people

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted degenerate useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Arrogant jet shitlib

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Rebellious tan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: amethyst rigor home

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Rebellious tan main people

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: fragrant half-breed

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: racy mischievous laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Misunderstood macaca

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Iridescent Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: godawful underhanded plaza new version

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Scarlet comical church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: godawful underhanded plaza new version

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: godawful underhanded plaza new version

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Titillating Round Eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible telephone nibblets

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: nudist dilemma people who are hurt

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: burgundy histrionic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: magenta office gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: stimulating private investor dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Adventurous

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: odious glassy filthpig jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: lake laughsome meetinghouse

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: magenta office gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: abnormal keepsake machete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Bisexual Exciting

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: abnormal keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Tripping

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Bisexual Exciting

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Tripping

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: crystalline foreskin theater stage



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author:  mediation psychic

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Iridescent Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Sticky Therapy Business Firm

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Bisexual Exciting

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: stimulating private investor dysfunction

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: sinister background story



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author:  Coffee Pot Giraffe

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: sinister background story



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: sapphire cocky state

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: slate travel guidebook

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Sticky Therapy Business Firm

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: abnormal keepsake machete

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: thriller school pisswyrm



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Misanthropic

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: exhilarant crackhouse

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: exhilarant crackhouse

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Shivering roommate dopamine

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: wonderful anal theatre striped hyena



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: sickened famous landscape painting

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Talking Costumed



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author: sickened famous landscape painting

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good lilac cumskin

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: slap-happy range

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Shivering roommate dopamine

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  aquamarine wagecucks

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: deep olive becky

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: godawful underhanded plaza new version



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile legal warrant step-uncle's house



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Stage Sex Offender

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: soggy

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: floppy trailer park twinkling uncleanness

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  sienna hissy fit

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: bossy maniacal pozpig

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: deep olive becky

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: bossy maniacal pozpig

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: nudist dilemma people who are hurt

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: slap-happy range

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Bisexual Exciting

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: house-broken bawdyhouse

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Bisexual Exciting

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: deep olive becky

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Bisexual Exciting

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: abnormal keepsake machete

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: nudist dilemma people who are hurt

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Dead french chef stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: puce idiot quadroon

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: sexy windowlicker

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Tripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: 

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: slate travel guidebook

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Ivory Menage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: cyan hairless goyim

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: fragrant half-breed

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: cyan hairless goyim

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: sickened famous landscape painting

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Massive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Dead french chef stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Aqua Fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: boyish site preventive strike

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Outnumbered persian

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Ungodly apoplectic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Hilarious Marvelous Center

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Rebellious tan main people

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: exhilarant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Ungodly apoplectic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  Vermilion Gaping

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author:  dog poop

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: sapphire cocky state

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Ungodly apoplectic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Rebellious tan main people

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Cordovan Native Gaming Laptop

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: crystalline foreskin theater stage

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Stage Sex Offender

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  kitty

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Ivory Menage

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: magenta office gunner

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Plum flirting genital piercing

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  ladyboy

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Ivory Menage

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Volcanic Crater Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  aquamarine wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Tripping

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Overrated dark university messiness

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: Hilarious Marvelous Center

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: fragrant half-breed

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Iridescent Selfie

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Rebellious tan main people

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Tripping

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  Masturbator Queen Of The Night

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: supple gay wizard senate

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Medicated Friendly Grandma Mexican

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Medicated Friendly Grandma Mexican

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: dun glittery halford

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  Masturbator Queen Of The Night

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  Masturbator Queen Of The Night

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Medicated Friendly Grandma Mexican

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Medicated Friendly Grandma Mexican

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Swollen appetizing pervert school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: deep olive becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Domesticated galvanic hospital old irish cottage

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Brilliant Mentally Impaired

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: very tactful indirect expression

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  sienna hissy fit

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: flatulent talented dragon

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Tripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: godawful underhanded plaza new version

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: godawful underhanded plaza new version

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Outnumbered persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored frozen depressive

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: godawful underhanded plaza new version

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Alcoholic

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: godawful underhanded plaza new version

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored frozen depressive

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: supple gay wizard senate

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Black Startled Chapel Circlehead

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: aromatic stage pistol

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: lake laughsome meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged diverse doctorate tank

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: free-loading really tough guy elastic band

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: puce idiot quadroon

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: soggy

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: jade cracking philosopher-king yarmulke

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  Masturbator Queen Of The Night

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: sexy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Coiffed hunting ground cruise ship

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible telephone nibblets

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: heady nighttime prole sweet tailpipe

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Faggotry

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: light azn

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: pale alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  mewling voyeur

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: sexy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author:  rambunctious

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author:  clown

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: odious glassy filthpig jew

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: aromatic stage pistol

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed public bath

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: sexy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Stage Sex Offender

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile legal warrant step-uncle's house

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: nudist dilemma people who are hurt

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile legal warrant step-uncle's house

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Carnelian Cowardly Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  Masturbator Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: slap-happy range

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: amethyst rigor home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: odious glassy filthpig jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: canary partner

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Plum flirting genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Crusty trust fund blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Vigorous demanding reading party bbw

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  turdskin

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: bistre zombie-like hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  Masturbator Queen Of The Night

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: sickened famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Mahogany pocket flask jewess

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Ivory Menage

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  Ebony

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: amethyst rigor home

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Crusty trust fund blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Naked double fault

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Navy Balding Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Offensive Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: buck-toothed community account

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile legal warrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author: Bull headed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: amethyst rigor home

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Brindle shaky stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest antidepressant drug mental disorder

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Mint Stubborn Juggernaut

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Painfully honest antidepressant drug mental disorder

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Brindle shaky stock car

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: awkward national sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Brindle shaky stock car

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: twisted boltzmann

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Brindle shaky stock car

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author: Bull headed

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: bistre zombie-like hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Poppy candlestick maker kitchen

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: aromatic stage pistol

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Bespoke National Security Agency

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Bespoke National Security Agency

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Nofapping mad cow disease

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: sexy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: lake laughsome meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Orchid irate sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: lake laughsome meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Bespoke National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: ocher water buffalo

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Bespoke National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Bespoke National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Nofapping mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Bespoke National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Chrome Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: silver liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: pearl love of her life

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed indecent weed whacker death wish

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: ocher water buffalo

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Sticky Therapy Business Firm

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy shimmering brethren

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: Pink son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Seedy self-centered cuck

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: wild church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Nofapping mad cow disease

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: pearl love of her life

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author:  sick

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse confused corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Federal mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Tantric ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: amethyst rigor home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: garnet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: aggressive pontificating tattoo

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Filthy Ruddy

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  cerise black woman

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author:  sick



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: lemon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Alcoholic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: irradiated lime parlor associate

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: useless chest-beating

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: useless chest-beating

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  sick



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author:  Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: unholy generalized bond

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Painfully honest antidepressant drug mental disorder

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: 

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author:  Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author:  Incel

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: thriller school pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: 

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Mahogany pocket flask jewess

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: unholy generalized bond

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone party of the first part

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Nofapping mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Chestnut Kitty Cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Nofapping mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Bespoke National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Geriatric Toilet Seat

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author:  sick



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Greedy turquoise factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: 

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Smoky Beady-eyed Shrine

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: thriller school pisswyrm

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2],#49330062)