Bill Ackman posts long screed trashing GC he just laid off who threatened to sue
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Date: April 4th, 2026 6:55 PM Author: Blue cumskin
Holy fuck why is this tweet so long. Start a blog.
He hired a Woman to do No Work. Reap what you sow. He knew the risks. Why do I care about a conflict between people who both suck and contribute nothing to society while getting Richer constantly? I hope she sues him for $10,000,000k and then gets hit by a bus.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853567&forum_id=2],#49794073)
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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:55 PM Author: Twisted athletic conference
nepotism is literally a cognate of nephew.
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Among other things, [his nephew] made remarks about female employees’ ages (“Tell me you are nowhere near 40”), physical appearance (“Your body does not look like you have kids”), as well as intrusive questions about family planning and sexual orientation (“Who carried your son? Who will carry your next child?”). These incidents were reported to senior leadership at TABLE and Pershing Square. Rather than being addressed appropriately, the response from senior management reflected, at best, willful blindness to the inappropriateness of [his nephew]’s remarks and, at worst, tacit endorsement.”
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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Pontificating persian stage
Jfc made it almost halfway through that before quitting.
Fuck everyone in that story right in their ass. They all deserve each other.
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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Twisted athletic conference
i assume that one of the major reasons for the rant is "you can't blackmail me if i let the world know what my nephew said."
i love that Ackman naturally just puts his nephew into a powerful job. tribal.
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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: onyx death wish
He posted this because he needed to have dozens of bots and midwit sycophants tell him he’s doing the right thing. This boomer’s brain is completely gone.
I hope with all my heart that the attorneys find a way to use this retarded ego stroke of a twitter post against him
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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:42 AM Author: tan pistol
“The fake claim system succeeds because it costs little to have a lawyer send a threatening letter and nearly all of the lawyers in this field work on contingency so there is no or minimal cash cost to bring a claim.”
One Jew scam complaining about getting fucked by another Jew scam.
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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM Author: galvanic infuriating theater stage striped hyena
I asked ChatGPT to summarize this sounds like typical Jew lawyer shaking him down for some BS termination
This asshole is a demonic Jew with I assume business experience and he's shocked by this? LoL at this retard. Lots of these ppl just made money in shady Jew shit and never ran a real business or they are passthrus for Mossad money to US pols
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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:00 PM Author: dashing buff kitty
What’s entirely lost here is that FUNDS attorneys have gone off the deep end over the past 10 years.
It started because every fund agreement basically is a free for all for expense reimbursement because LPs don’t care about that issue enough to negotiate. So every fund spends millions a year on lawyers to do basic, repetitive subscription agreements. In house teams can just expense away internal legal too. So it’s just a culture of low work low IQ stuff. And there’s no incentive to reduce costs because a) why and b) revolving doors of counsel from funds to firm to fund to firm. And the actual fund managers don’t do anything about it because a) why and b) these are their buds. And then you have the explosion in private funds generally because of loose accounting rules and the same back scratching stuff between pension fund management teams and the funds.
Anyways, now every idiot lawyer within 10 feet of fund work can get a job doing 25 hours a week of work for 1 million a year. It’s unfortunate because on its face it’s the most useless dreck of legal work on the planet but, like other Bitcoin millionaire idiots, we now all have to spend the rest of our lives pretending they are savants.
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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: startled boistinker heaven
no it's not. if that's your game, play the game.
Bezos left his organic wife that actually helped start Amazon for some plastic surgery botox woman that probably gives great head and takes it up the ass. and he didn't do it cleanly, he had an affair.
Bezos is a dick, don't get me wrong.
but when National Enquirer tried to extort him with his sexts and affair, he put up a whole damn website telling them to fuck off. his whole point: if he, one of the richest men on the planet, can't stand up to this kind of extortionist bullshit, then who can?
same shit here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cryMVK1PwuQ
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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM Author: Obsidian Address
amazon is a company that actually does something. i have many criticisms of its monopolistic tactics, but it is an company that provided goods and services.
ackman doesnt. he uses financial sorcery to acquire companies and extracts their wealth for himself.
both bezos and ackman are right to defend themselves. you are right that there's little point in having wealth if you're not going to use to defend yourself. the best example would be thiel, a grifter like ackman, dismantling gawker.
but just because thiel is right to defend himself from grift doesn't make his moral outrage over it any less hypocritical. he's a thief kvetching he's being stolen from. a thief is right to protect himself from thieves, he just can't kvetch about a system of thievery when all his own wealth derives from theft.
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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:39 PM Author: startled boistinker heaven
a system that creates billionaires, increasingly through grift, almost-fraud and actual fraud, and corruption, and then inside of this system, a lawyer-employee brings a shakedown lawsuit using the tools given to her learning this same system against her billionaire employer for firing her from her fake job. and then the targeted billionaire says this insane quote as part of his lengthy screed (which, in part, is designed to start building the record for the future litigation, bad faith claim, monetary damages, emotional distress, whatever):
"She also knew that I was under a lot of pressure because on March 4th when Ronda was terminated, my daughter had not yet emerged from consciousness, she was not yet breathing on her own, and my daughter and we were fighting for her life. I was and remain deeply engaged in her recovery while at the same time I was working on finishing the closing for the private placement round for my upcoming IPO."
holy fucking shit. i hope his daughter never reads that. you have billions and you're still working *then*? you can't just turn off your email and be with your family?
and then he works in some reverse DEI angle on top of it using his comatose daughter
the poaster earlier was right, they deserve each other.
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