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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
aquamarine institution
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Brindle Splenetic Prole
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Emerald metal potus
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
at-the-ready startled ratface fortuitous meteor
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Ruby Motley Address Laser Beams
  08/30/25
...
diverse insanely creepy plaza sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
, he lisped
cerise gas station telephone
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Boyish Gaming Laptop School Cafeteria
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
aquamarine institution
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Boyish Gaming Laptop School Cafeteria
  08/31/25
...
blathering wonderful site
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Emerald metal potus
  08/31/25
delusional take
blathering wonderful site
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Emerald metal potus
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
contagious dog poop old irish cottage
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Emerald metal potus
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Emerald metal potus
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
aquamarine institution
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Emerald metal potus
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
aquamarine institution
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Emerald metal potus
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Emerald metal potus
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Emerald metal potus
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren
  09/05/25
...
Emerald metal potus
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
passionate state turdskin
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren
  09/05/25
...
Emerald metal potus
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Emerald metal potus
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
aquamarine institution
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
slimy bisexual hissy fit dilemma
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Emerald metal potus
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
slimy bisexual hissy fit dilemma
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Emerald metal potus
  09/05/25
Kenny
Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
aquamarine institution
  09/06/25
...
ruddy parlor people who are hurt
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Emerald metal potus
  09/06/25
...
ruddy parlor people who are hurt
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
aquamarine institution
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Emerald metal potus
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Charcoal brunch haunted graveyard
  09/07/25
Explain
aquamarine institution
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Dashing chapel candlestick maker
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
aquamarine institution
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Emerald metal potus
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
aquamarine institution
  09/07/25
...
contagious dog poop old irish cottage
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Emerald metal potus
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Emerald metal potus
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Emerald metal potus
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Emerald metal potus
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Emerald metal potus
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Emerald metal potus
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Emerald metal potus
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren
  01/18/26
...
Emerald metal potus
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
territorial buff space
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Emerald metal potus
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Emerald metal potus
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Emerald metal potus
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Emerald metal potus
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Emerald metal potus
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
aquamarine institution
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Emerald metal potus
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
aquamarine institution
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Emerald metal potus
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Emerald metal potus
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Emerald metal potus
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
free-loading self-centered abode
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Emerald metal potus
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Emerald metal potus
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Emerald metal potus
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren
  05/28/26
...
Emerald metal potus
  05/28/26
...
aquamarine institution
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
...
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: aquamarine institution

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Brindle Splenetic Prole

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready startled ratface fortuitous meteor

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Ruby Motley Address Laser Beams

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: diverse insanely creepy plaza sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: cerise gas station telephone

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Boyish Gaming Laptop School Cafeteria

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: aquamarine institution

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Boyish Gaming Laptop School Cafeteria

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: blathering wonderful site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: blathering wonderful site

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: contagious dog poop old irish cottage

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: aquamarine institution

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: aquamarine institution

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: passionate state turdskin

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: aquamarine institution

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: slimy bisexual hissy fit dilemma

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: slimy bisexual hissy fit dilemma

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: aquamarine institution

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: ruddy parlor people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: ruddy parlor people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: aquamarine institution

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Charcoal brunch haunted graveyard

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: aquamarine institution

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Dashing chapel candlestick maker

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: aquamarine institution

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: aquamarine institution

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: contagious dog poop old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: territorial buff space

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: aquamarine institution

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: aquamarine institution

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Emerald metal potus

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: free-loading self-centered abode

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz orchid piazza brethren

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Emerald metal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: aquamarine institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2],#49994053)