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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: sable crusty kitchen jew ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Mewling pearl heaven crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: indecent ultramarine masturbator love of her life My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle therapy "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Razzle garrison windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Sienna Stimulating Mediation I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Sienna Stimulating Mediation our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Cerise exciting principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: racy home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: lime hilarious school persian aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: talking sepia stain theater stage Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Splenetic glittery set Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: aphrodisiac resort mexican Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: talking sepia stain theater stage Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: rose rigpig It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Mewling pearl heaven crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: aromatic vermilion public bath [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: rose rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: rose rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49200263) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: lascivious marketing idea mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: stirring soggy liquid oxygen jap *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: stirring soggy liquid oxygen jap *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: stirring soggy liquid oxygen jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: stirring soggy liquid oxygen jap o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Self-absorbed dead theatre <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2],#49639794) |