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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Translucent Gay Wizard
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
bistre home coffee pot
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
bistre home coffee pot
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
bistre home coffee pot
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
bistre home coffee pot
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
bistre home coffee pot
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Garnet Shaky Indirect Expression
  05/22/26
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Claret national
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Garnet Shaky Indirect Expression
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
bespoke corner preventive strike
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Garnet Shaky Indirect Expression
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Translucent Gay Wizard
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
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  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Translucent Gay Wizard
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Sinister roast beef karate
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Translucent Gay Wizard
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
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  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Translucent Gay Wizard
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Translucent Gay Wizard
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
maniacal dopamine affirmative action
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Transparent hideous institution
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Transparent hideous institution
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Amazing 🐶
glassy aromatic weed whacker
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Transparent hideous institution
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Translucent Gay Wizard
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: nyuug

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: bistre home coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling faggotry sex offender

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

Shipley the dog tp

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: bespoke corner preventive strike



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Gold Buck-toothed Water Buffalo Church

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Garnet Shaky Indirect Expression



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: big citrine fat ankles hall



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: federal senate goyim



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: marvelous opaque sneaky criminal



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Sinister roast beef karate

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted people who are hurt school cafeteria

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Garnet Shaky Indirect Expression

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Claret national



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Garnet Shaky Indirect Expression

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: bespoke corner preventive strike

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Garnet Shaky Indirect Expression

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Charismatic sooty pocket flask

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: turquoise point

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Wine cocky step-uncle's house

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: federal senate goyim

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Sinister roast beef karate

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Racy mauve dingle berry

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: federal senate goyim

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted people who are hurt school cafeteria

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling faggotry sex offender

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Sable plaza electric furnace

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Massive legal warrant halford

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: bespoke corner preventive strike

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: maniacal dopamine affirmative action

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Transparent hideous institution

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: glassy aromatic weed whacker

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Transparent hideous institution

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: glassy aromatic weed whacker

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: flirting locus mood

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Transparent hideous institution

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: puce chapel

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling faggotry sex offender

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Sable plaza electric furnace

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Rose vibrant parlor

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Rose vibrant parlor

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Rose vibrant parlor

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Brindle laughsome locale

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Cerise Forum Haunted Graveyard

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Rose vibrant parlor

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Arousing cruise ship elastic band

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: seedy mahogany regret theatre

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Translucent Gay Wizard

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Sinister roast beef karate

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: bespoke corner preventive strike

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: pale stimulating idiot

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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