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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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superior anglo culture
Shivering maroon theater
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Shivering maroon theater
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Shivering maroon theater
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Shivering maroon theater
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Shivering maroon theater
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Shivering maroon theater
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
godawful jap
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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cobalt juggernaut
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His moniker?
Canary insecure goal in life nowag
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Colt
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crawly prole
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Beta temple milk
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Disco Fries
heady pocket flask location
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
adventurous principal's office
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen
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razzmatazz set
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But she was old enough in dog years!
bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
cobalt juggernaut
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Bonkers Private Investor Nursing Home
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Flirting orchid laser beams rigor
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Dull ladyboy stage
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
crawly prole
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
heady pocket flask location
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
contagious slap-happy feces
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
crawly prole
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
adventurous principal's office
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
godawful jap
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Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
180 mother
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Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Exciting area
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
cobalt juggernaut
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mods
copper thirsty international law enforcement agency
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
violent shimmering corn cake toilet seat
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
plum dead coldplay fan
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
plum dead coldplay fan
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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lol
godawful jap
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
180 mother
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
self-centered mahogany business firm gunner
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
self-centered mahogany business firm gunner
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
self-centered mahogany business firm gunner
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Salmon misunderstood meetinghouse
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Killself seems appropriate
Self-absorbed Toaster
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
heady pocket flask location
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
cobalt juggernaut
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Shivering maroon theater



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: godawful jap

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cobalt juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Canary insecure goal in life nowag

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Marvelous deep community account heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: crawly prole



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Beta temple milk



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: heady pocket flask location

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: adventurous principal's office

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz set



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cobalt juggernaut

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Bonkers Private Investor Nursing Home

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Flirting orchid laser beams rigor

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Dull ladyboy stage

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: crawly prole

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: heady pocket flask location

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: contagious slap-happy feces

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: crawly prole

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: adventurous principal's office

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: godawful jap

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: 180 mother

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Exciting area

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: cobalt juggernaut

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: copper thirsty international law enforcement agency

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: violent shimmering corn cake toilet seat

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: plum dead coldplay fan

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: violent shimmering corn cake toilet seat

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: plum dead coldplay fan

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: violent shimmering corn cake toilet seat

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: milky glittery mental disorder

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: godawful jap

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: 180 mother

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: self-centered mahogany business firm gunner

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: self-centered mahogany business firm gunner

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: self-centered mahogany business firm gunner

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine telephone

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: brindle native circlehead

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: self-centered mahogany business firm gunner

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Salmon misunderstood meetinghouse

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Toaster

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Bespoke exhilarant field son of senegal

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: heady pocket flask location

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: cobalt juggernaut

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: amethyst plaza striped hyena

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899877)