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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
frisky boyish site really tough guy
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Shipley the dog tp
Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Blue floppy generalized bond
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His moniker?
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Colt
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
light abode
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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dun toaster
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But she was old enough in dog years!
aphrodisiac disgusting queen of the night
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Blue floppy generalized bond
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
aphrodisiac disgusting queen of the night
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Laughsome Magical Point Multi-billionaire
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Godawful Appetizing Haunted Graveyard
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Garnet Home Gay Wizard
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Soul-stirring Depressive
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Godawful Appetizing Haunted Graveyard
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
light abode
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
curious double fault theatre
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Blue floppy generalized bond
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mods
glittery hairy legs
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Obsidian hall
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Soggy Rigor
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
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lol
frisky boyish site really tough guy
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Transparent blathering organic girlfriend
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Blue floppy generalized bond
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Self-centered Police Squad Pozpig



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: frisky boyish site really tough guy

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

Shipley the dog tp

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Blue floppy generalized bond



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: concupiscible dog poop incel

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disgusting queen of the night



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: sick confused public bath goal in life



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Godawful Appetizing Haunted Graveyard



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: thriller range



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Garnet Home Gay Wizard

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: light abode

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disgusting queen of the night

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: dun toaster



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disgusting queen of the night

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Blue floppy generalized bond

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac disgusting queen of the night

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Magical Point Multi-billionaire

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Electric black woman

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: sapphire provocative dysfunction bawdyhouse

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Godawful Appetizing Haunted Graveyard

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Garnet Home Gay Wizard

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Depressive

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Godawful Appetizing Haunted Graveyard

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: light abode

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: frisky boyish site really tough guy

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: ocher geriatric shrine pistol

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: curious double fault theatre

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Blue floppy generalized bond

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: glittery hairy legs

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Obsidian hall

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Soggy Rigor

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Obsidian hall

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Soggy Rigor

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Vigorous purple clown idiot

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Obsidian hall

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Yellow Adventurous Menage

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: frisky boyish site really tough guy

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: ocher geriatric shrine pistol

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: brilliant wrinkle

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: brilliant wrinkle

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: brilliant wrinkle

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: dull learning disabled ladyboy

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: charismatic bistre lodge puppy

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: brilliant wrinkle

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Vibrant twisted quadroon school

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Bateful nursing home

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: honey-headed impertinent nowag feces

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Transparent blathering organic girlfriend

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Garnet Home Gay Wizard

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Blue floppy generalized bond

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: violent opaque corner dingle berry

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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