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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
stirring ultramarine associate
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
stirring ultramarine associate
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
stirring ultramarine associate
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
stirring ultramarine associate
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
stirring ultramarine associate
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
stirring ultramarine associate
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Adventurous cruise ship windowlicker
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
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Azure Bat Shit Crazy Friendly Grandma Sandwich
  05/22/26
His moniker?
crawly irradiated site newt
  05/22/26
Colt
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
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Learning disabled vivacious blood rage
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Milky church building
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Kink-friendly Saffron Multi-billionaire State
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cerebral rose space
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
dun son of senegal senate
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Onyx Diverse Station
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Learning disabled vivacious blood rage
  05/22/26
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Bull headed rigor
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Learning disabled vivacious blood rage
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Azure Bat Shit Crazy Friendly Grandma Sandwich
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Learning disabled vivacious blood rage
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Cruel-hearted multi-colored base
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Effete Round Eye Area
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Bistre Disrespectful Address
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Kink-friendly Saffron Multi-billionaire State
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
dun son of senegal senate
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
free-loading sanctuary halford
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Kink-friendly Saffron Multi-billionaire State
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Onyx Diverse Station
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Adventurous cruise ship windowlicker
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Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Sticky wonderful legal warrant
  05/23/26
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Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
pontificating shaky ceo
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Azure Bat Shit Crazy Friendly Grandma Sandwich
  05/24/26
mods
Curious deep sex offender lay
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Painfully Honest Medicated Coffee Pot Hospital
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Razzle-dazzle Temple
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Painfully Honest Medicated Coffee Pot Hospital
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Razzle-dazzle Temple
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Supple fluffy library cumskin
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Painfully Honest Medicated Coffee Pot Hospital
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
startling dashing abode
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
lol
Adventurous cruise ship windowlicker
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Sticky wonderful legal warrant
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
heady useless nursing home corn cake
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
heady useless nursing home corn cake
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Link?
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
heady useless nursing home corn cake
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Contagious Orchid Toaster Brunch
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Vermilion boyish kitty
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
maniacal arousing den
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They have a pretty sick IG
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
heady useless nursing home corn cake
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
pearl selfie meetinghouse
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Nubile chapel clown
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Racy half-breed
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Vermilion boyish kitty
  05/24/26
AI
dun son of senegal senate
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Azure Bat Shit Crazy Friendly Grandma Sandwich
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
offensive shimmering house partner
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine associate



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Adventurous cruise ship windowlicker

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Azure Bat Shit Crazy Friendly Grandma Sandwich



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: crawly irradiated site newt

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Learning disabled vivacious blood rage



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Milky church building



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Saffron Multi-billionaire State



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: cerebral rose space



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: dun son of senegal senate

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Onyx Diverse Station

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled vivacious blood rage

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Bull headed rigor



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Learning disabled vivacious blood rage

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Azure Bat Shit Crazy Friendly Grandma Sandwich

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Learning disabled vivacious blood rage

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted multi-colored base

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Effete Round Eye Area

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Bistre Disrespectful Address

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Saffron Multi-billionaire State

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: dun son of senegal senate

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: free-loading sanctuary halford

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Saffron Multi-billionaire State

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Onyx Diverse Station

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Adventurous cruise ship windowlicker

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Sticky wonderful legal warrant

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: pontificating shaky ceo

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Azure Bat Shit Crazy Friendly Grandma Sandwich

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Curious deep sex offender lay

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Medicated Coffee Pot Hospital

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Temple

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Medicated Coffee Pot Hospital

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Temple

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Supple fluffy library cumskin

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Medicated Coffee Pot Hospital

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: startling dashing abode

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Adventurous cruise ship windowlicker

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Sticky wonderful legal warrant

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: heady useless nursing home corn cake

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: heady useless nursing home corn cake

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: heady useless nursing home corn cake

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Contagious Orchid Toaster Brunch

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: maniacal arousing den

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: heady useless nursing home corn cake

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: pearl selfie meetinghouse

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Nubile chapel clown

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Racy half-breed

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Vermilion boyish kitty

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: dun son of senegal senate

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Azure Bat Shit Crazy Friendly Grandma Sandwich

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: offensive shimmering house partner

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899877)