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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Plum theater stage boltzmann
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Boyish Temple
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Boyish Temple
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Boyish Temple
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Boyish Temple
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Boyish Temple
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Boyish Temple
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Boyish Temple
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Boyish Temple
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Boyish Temple
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Plum theater stage boltzmann
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Plum theater stage boltzmann
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
slimy big pit queen of the night
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Plum theater stage boltzmann
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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obsidian 180 dingle berry
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His moniker?
Claret irradiated brunch
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Colt
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unhinged menage
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Disco Fries
comical bawdyhouse
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Dashing personal credit line sanctuary
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
unhinged menage
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Bateful fear-inspiring hell pisswyrm
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
unhinged menage
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
obsidian 180 dingle berry
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
unhinged menage
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
poppy stain deer antler
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Plum theater stage boltzmann
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
marvelous hall
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Slate Ticket Booth Ratface
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Mischievous henna spot
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Plum theater stage boltzmann
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
comical bawdyhouse
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
cracking snowy shitlib locale
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Plum theater stage boltzmann
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Mischievous henna spot
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Dashing personal credit line sanctuary
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
slimy big pit queen of the night
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Plum theater stage boltzmann
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Plum theater stage boltzmann
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Plum theater stage boltzmann
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
anal multi-colored parlor stock car
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
obsidian 180 dingle berry
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mods
Chest-beating Mind-boggling Blood Rage
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Exhilarant Box Office
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Exhilarant Box Office
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Plum theater stage boltzmann
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lol
slimy big pit queen of the night
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
wine center fanboi
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
lascivious legend
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Plum theater stage boltzmann
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
lascivious legend
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Link?
Plum theater stage boltzmann
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Plum theater stage boltzmann
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Plum theater stage boltzmann
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Plum theater stage boltzmann
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Concupiscible rigor
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They have a pretty sick IG
Plum theater stage boltzmann
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
lascivious legend
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
aphrodisiac hairless stage round eye
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
comical bawdyhouse
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
obsidian 180 dingle berry
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Diverse selfie antidepressant drug
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Boyish Temple

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Boyish Temple

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Boyish Temple

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Boyish Temple

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Boyish Temple

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Boyish Temple

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Boyish Temple

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Boyish Temple

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Boyish Temple

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Boyish Temple



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: slimy big pit queen of the night

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

Shipley the dog tp

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: obsidian 180 dingle berry



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Claret irradiated brunch

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: unhinged menage



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Flatulent base love of her life



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Mischievous henna spot



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Vivacious market gunner



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: comical bawdyhouse

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Dashing personal credit line sanctuary

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: unhinged menage

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Bateful fear-inspiring hell pisswyrm



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: unhinged menage

But she was old enough in dog years!

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: obsidian 180 dingle berry

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: unhinged menage

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: poppy stain deer antler

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous hall

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Slate Ticket Booth Ratface

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Mischievous henna spot

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: comical bawdyhouse

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: cracking snowy shitlib locale

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Mischievous henna spot

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Dashing personal credit line sanctuary

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: slimy big pit queen of the night

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: wine center fanboi

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: anal multi-colored parlor stock car

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: obsidian 180 dingle berry

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Chest-beating Mind-boggling Blood Rage

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Cerebral gaping tanning salon

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Cerebral gaping tanning salon

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: crystalline violent range persian

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant Box Office

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy rambunctious location

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: slimy big pit queen of the night

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: wine center fanboi

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: lascivious legend

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: lascivious legend

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: lascivious legend

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Contagious Rough-skinned Volcanic Crater Idea He Suggested

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible rigor

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: lascivious legend

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Vigorous hideous alpha

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: sienna church

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hairless stage round eye

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Plum theater stage boltzmann

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: comical bawdyhouse

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: obsidian 180 dingle berry

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Diverse selfie antidepressant drug

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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