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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
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I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
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Wtf
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Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
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It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
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There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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Would you want them to be?
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The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
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youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
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i'm not trapped in here with you etc
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I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
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But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
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Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
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U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
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So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
Narrow-minded slap-happy institution tank
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OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
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Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: Stimulating Property

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: crystalline theatre

Wtf

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: galvanic business firm

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: crystalline theatre

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Stimulating Property

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Stimulating Property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Stimulating Property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Stimulating Property



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Stimulating Property



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: Onyx self-centered jew site

When do I start?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: Outnumbered Theater Alpha



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: odious pistol home

Can I jog around the parking lot?

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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Violet Main People



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: bronze forum partner

Can my wife and kids be with me?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all gay scourge upon the earth

Would you want them to be?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: bronze forum partner

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: saffron university gaming laptop

sign me up

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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Supple organic girlfriend

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: sienna persian headpube



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: high-end drab patrolman

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: crystalline theatre

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: pontificating degenerate

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: crystalline theatre

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: pontificating degenerate

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly wild meetinghouse

ttiwwop

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: sienna persian headpube

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed theater stage macaca

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: crystalline theatre

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Peach Hot Tattoo Casino



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: smoky office



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: Outnumbered Theater Alpha

hehe

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Narrow-minded slap-happy institution tank

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: pontificating degenerate

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: galvanic business firm

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Peach Hot Tattoo Casino



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: balding unholy chapel

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: saffron university gaming laptop

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: crystalline theatre

Lol

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: high-end drab patrolman

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: saffron university gaming laptop

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Peach Hot Tattoo Casino



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: emerald cruise ship

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: smoky office



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Violet Main People



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all gay scourge upon the earth

I don't see why not.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: demanding faggotry telephone

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: greedy concupiscible striped hyena

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: demanding faggotry telephone

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: jet hideous address sound barrier

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: light angry senate

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: greedy concupiscible striped hyena

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: smoky office



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: saffron university gaming laptop

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: light angry senate

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded slap-happy institution tank

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: galvanic business firm

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Narrow-minded slap-happy institution tank

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Splenetic crusty parlor rigor

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour

?

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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Buff Pervert Stag Film



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Nofapping Histrionic Toilet Seat



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: low-t preventive strike

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: violent thriller hell blood rage

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: light angry senate

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: galvanic business firm



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Appetizing maize set

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: high-end drab patrolman

DESCRIBE the research

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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: insane comical old irish cottage parlour



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: floppy mauve public bath



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Appetizing maize set

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: violent thriller hell blood rage

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Appetizing maize set

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: violent thriller hell blood rage

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness

Cq

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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling hairless pit

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: galvanic business firm

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: violent thriller hell blood rage

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Supple organic girlfriend

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Charismatic house-broken hospital

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Supple organic girlfriend

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Charismatic house-broken hospital



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Salmon Resort Messiness



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: smoky office



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Violet Main People



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: enigmas



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: lime dragon heaven

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: ..,,.,.,,,.,,,,.,.,.,,,..,,.,,..,,


But where do I get 25m

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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

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