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Date: February 14th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
Make sure you get your laughs in now, Jewish faggots. Enjoy mocking and scorning me about this while you still can. This is your time, amigos. ;)
Sincerely,
The guy who you sneeringly called a "gullible retard" for advising people to buy BTC in 2013, ETH in 2017, and SOL in 2020.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48658576) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
BTC
ETH
SOL
LINK
Palantir (NOT an endorsement of this evil Jewish company, this is pure financial advice for those wishing to enrich themselves through speculative stonk investing I didn't make this faggot ass kike casino world I just have to live in it and try to stack wealth so that I am beholden to no one)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48658588) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Beady-eyed Parlor Weed Whacker
I sold PLTR in 2022 because I was a heathen
Would have a huge amount now. Now I have $0
Still seems like complicated excel. They do spreadsheets. What else?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48660093) |
Date: February 14th, 2025 5:20 AM Author: exhilarant clown
It seems like AI will be in some other company
The Chinese faggots seem to be making the same stuff for cheaper
Will it just be licensing full self driving?
Wish I could invest in starlink or even X, both seem to have more room to grow
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48658773) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
No I don't, I've already given way too much unearned financial wisdom to XO and for a decade I almost exclusively took abuse from faggot Pumos like you for doing it.
The mere existence of this thread in 2025 is a fucking gift, do your own homework if you actually care to learn something and figure out why I am so bullish on TSLA's growth prospects moving forward.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48660068) |
Date: February 14th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Beady-eyed Parlor Weed Whacker
I had $100,000 of faith at $150. Wish I had even more faith then
I have eternal now
Thank you friend TBF, you gifted me tons
Have any other recommendations besides BTC or TSLA?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48660057) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
YW
Note that I am not promising it will be a steady climb up to those lofty heights. If you panic sell at any point between now and then, you deserve everything you get.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48660061) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Beady-eyed Parlor Weed Whacker
I will never sell that TSLA
If it goes below $250 will dump 10k
Below $200 will dump 30k
Below $150 will dump another 100k
Below $100 I will shove every cent I have into that shit stock
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48660072) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
*Surveys the literal army of "fuck big corporations maaaan" hipsters who have happily shelled out thousands for fancy brand new "cool" Apple products mindlessly paste their beloved Che Guevara / A-is-for-Anarchy stickers on over the last 15 years as they rail against the evils of Corporate America and Big Tech*
Haha yeah haha fair point, Musk will probably never recover from The Current Thing That Made People Mad, IMO.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48660254) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 4:39 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
(Guy who has admittedly never even owned a Tesla, confidently explaining that "'tech' shit in cars doesn't make life easier")
Wow!
Next up: Grandpa weighs in about how all of this 'internet stuff' is 'just weird.'
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48660767) |
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Date: February 15th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
Don't forget that BTC is a ridiculously outdated blockchain that serves no real useful industry purpose, which is why it predictably failed to catch on as a mainstream speculative investment vehicle and will never become the "digital gold" that it's retarded proponents were pushing it as for so long.
Thank goodness we have brilliant and logical Jews like you around to remind of us these hard facts! ;)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48663543) |
Date: February 14th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Flushed dog poop macaca
I don't know man. I have 15+ years in the game. Only trade SPX/RUT indices.
I don't have opinions on shit. If it works for you, fine. BTC is the only thing outside of this I had a hard look at. Learned about it in 2014 or so after listening to a few nerd types pitch it on Jew Russ Roberts Econtalk podcast.
When it first went up to 20K or so back in 16/17, I knew it was over-hyped, but I been in the game long enough to take a position in 2019 between 3K-4K, because I knew it would try to retest between 15K-20K. I don't own much, but I still have it. I don't know that the fuck it will do, but I'm not buying anymore now. I'm not buying any of the other dumb shitcoins either.
Brains is not what you need to fuck with stocks, but there is going to be a lot of dumb motherfuckers that get their clocks cleaned over the next few years, but that is to be expected. The majority of retards fucking with the market right now, have no idea what they are doing and have never seen a bear or even non trending market.
50% will be wiped out, 30% will breakeven/make a little bit, 20% will luck out in something and do well.
I can't even imagine the stupidity of a motherfucker who would load up his money on one stock - TSLA or anything else.
One of the biggest frauds, that fucking HIMS has got to be the dumbest shit out there. Grift, dogshit, pansy, dysgentic motherfuckers paying a sub for overpriced shit you could buy at Wal-Mart or order from India pharma at 10 cents on the dollar. All to try to keep your hair or for porn addicted dorks to try to get hard for a fat bitch with flat warts on her nasty cervix that has seen 50 different strains of sperm.
It will probably go higher, if I had to guess before it goes the way of PTON.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48660255) |
Date: March 6th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: Red magical bawdyhouse voyeur
oh wow Tesla has lost $300 Billion in market cap since TBF made this thread less than 3 weeks ago
just needs to grow by +$3.15 Trillion in 5 years for TBF to be right, and if anyone can inflate a company’s value by 5x while sales are plummeting, it’s Elon fanbois
and don’t worry TBF, there’s no reason to think the people boycotting Tesla’s cars will also boycott their robots and batteries, because why would they?
also I’m a Jewish pumo so you can disregard everything I just said. I probably didn’t even buy TSLA puts like I said I did
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48721934)
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:09 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
Here's the funniest part of this whole thing:
Since you're too busy crowing about what a total retard I am for making this stupid thread, you predictably won't bother to actually pick up any cheap TSLA during this firesale... which means you'll be comparatively even poorer in 2030 when this prediction actually comes to fruition.
Lol 180, every single time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48721956) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
Sorry I don't engage substantively with Jewish Pumos anymore (nothing personal I just want all of you to die horrible deaths ASAP), but I'll add in this future historic thread that even before this downturn I had absolutely zero plans to sell any of my TSLA at any point within the next few years, so I am legitimately not paying attention and I couldn't give less of a shit because it's irrelevant to me. I follow Elon the person and Tesla the company very closely, but I wouldn't even know what TSLA is trading at right now if it wasn't for all the liberal kike fags on this bort who are absolutely obsessed with "pwning" me by spamming about this shit constantly as though temporary drops freak me out (LJL).
PS: Irate Shitlib Jew Pumos like you will claim this is false and cope... yet this attitude is exactly how I have also made life changing amounts of money by successfully holding BTC for ~14+ years through multiple >90% drawdowns without batting an eye, even though none of you have managed to do anything similar.
But yeah, clearly I'm the "retard" who "just doesn't get it."
;)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48721994) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
Only if BTC and TSLA continue to go up on a longterm time scale! But anyway, good luck continuing to bet against both of them, that seems to have been working out well for you over the last decade or so.
(Narrator:
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48722017) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK I'M RUINED!
...oh wait, I've weathered multiple 90%+ drawdowns over the last decade and always emerged richer than ever before on the back end every single time.
BUT FUCKKKKKKKK I'M RUINEDDDDDDDDD!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48722078) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
CR it's over, even Morgan Stanley agrees:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5688944&mc=8&forum_id=2
(Here's the punchline because you're retarded: "Jonas rates shares 'Buy' and has a $430 price target for the stock. Only $86 of that price target is represented by the car business.")
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48722884) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
I have no idea what you're even trying to say but you seem very retarded and very mad. Make sure you don't waste any money buying TSLA at these prices, that shit is cooked!
;)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48723012) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
Oh look, another Jewish Pumo who always magically manages to time the market perfectly (no receipts provided but that's OK we know you guys wouldn't lie about stuff like this on the internet).
Amazing, I'm very jealous FWIW.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48726355) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
I cosigned those within like a week of him making them, at a time when >90% of the bort was either actively calling it a scam or staying neutral (including you btw). I'm also the documented first mover on crypto generally here on XO, beating Exeunt to the punch by several years.
In short, fuck off midwit kike faggot.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48726294) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
CR, tons. We all remember!
Got a link to any of those threads, btw?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48726353) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:56 PM Author: laughsome church building
To be fair,
Wow!
So, anyway...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48726389) |
Date: March 7th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Beady-eyed Parlor Weed Whacker
just dumped another 10k on thursday
Seethe losers, seethe
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48726363) |
Date: March 10th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Red magical bawdyhouse voyeur
TSLA market cap now down $428 Billion since TBF made this thread
and lol at the retarded jewish pumo above who was buying puts not even realizing how CHEAP Tesla shares are at these levels
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#48733905) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.
only $3-4 Trillion more to go, and with sales still in decline, TSLA’s new stock-selling business model appears to be making up for any lost revenue
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2],#49106377) |
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