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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
snowy center love of her life
  01/05/14
...
Territorial Cyan Area Hissy Fit
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
exhilarant rehab
  06/25/12
...
Vivacious Geriatric Lay
  06/25/12
Jesus
Poppy Nudist Liquid Oxygen Affirmative Action
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Racy Autistic National Faggotry
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
sienna bateful halford
  08/02/12
crying
wonderful office
  08/29/12
...
supple chapel internal respiration
  02/22/13
...
Hyperactive school dog poop
  08/21/13
lost my shit
splenetic crawly principal's office
  03/19/14
...
Lascivious cocky legend generalized bond
  06/27/14
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charismatic underhanded international law enforcement agency plaza
  06/27/14
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slate weed whacker
  09/14/17
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aromatic stubborn nowag cruise ship
  07/20/18
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aromatic stubborn nowag cruise ship
  02/09/19
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charcoal son of senegal
  07/11/19
...
mauve property fanboi
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
green market dopamine
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  06/25/12
cop
Vivacious Geriatric Lay
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Vivacious Geriatric Lay
  06/25/12
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exhilarant rehab
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
lime arousing parlour reading party
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican
  08/02/12
...
scarlet ceo
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Bistre Prole Masturbator
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Sickened gay wizard church building
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Vivacious Geriatric Lay
  06/25/12
...
Opaque Useless Toaster
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Vivacious Geriatric Lay
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
rough-skinned comical ticket booth
  08/21/13
...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  06/25/12
...
Aggressive Dark Theatre
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Appetizing legal warrant
  06/25/12
...
scarlet ceo
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
razzmatazz public bath
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Know-it-all curious parlor
  06/25/12
...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  06/26/12
...
scarlet ceo
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Big-titted swashbuckling spot
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Pungent kitchen
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Razzle-dazzle rebellious useless brakes mediation
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  08/02/12
...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
sienna bateful halford
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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violent idiot
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  08/02/12
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Harsh multi-colored native
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Razzle-dazzle rebellious useless brakes mediation
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican
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violent idiot
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Mind-boggling Karate
  08/20/12
...
violent idiot
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Hyperactive school dog poop
  08/21/13
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scarlet ceo
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Hyperactive school dog poop
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
rough-skinned comical ticket booth
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Hyperactive school dog poop
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Lascivious cocky legend generalized bond
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
rough-skinned comical ticket booth
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Mischievous idea he suggested voyeur
  08/21/13
180
scarlet ceo
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
scarlet ceo
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scarlet ceo
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Pearl abode
  03/19/14
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Lascivious cocky legend generalized bond
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Flirting roast beef
  07/22/14
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grizzly submissive orchestra pit
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
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razzle beta messiness
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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titillating brethren range
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Twinkling Buck-toothed Kitty
  11/03/16
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laughsome light knife
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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titillating brethren range
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  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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  01/29/18
where did he go
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  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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mauve property fanboi
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sadistic gas station
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Elite Haunted Graveyard Nibblets
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
tiny pink ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: snowy center love of her life

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Territorial Cyan Area Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: exhilarant rehab

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Vivacious Geriatric Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Poppy Nudist Liquid Oxygen Affirmative Action

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Racy Autistic National Faggotry

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: sienna bateful halford

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: wonderful office

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: supple chapel internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Hyperactive school dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: splenetic crawly principal's office

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Lascivious cocky legend generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: charismatic underhanded international law enforcement agency plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: slate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: aromatic stubborn nowag cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: aromatic stubborn nowag cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: charcoal son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: mauve property fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: green market dopamine

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Vivacious Geriatric Lay

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Vivacious Geriatric Lay

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: exhilarant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: lime arousing parlour reading party

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: scarlet ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Bistre Prole Masturbator

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Sickened gay wizard church building

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Vivacious Geriatric Lay

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Opaque Useless Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Vivacious Geriatric Lay

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: rough-skinned comical ticket booth

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Aggressive Dark Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Appetizing legal warrant

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: scarlet ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz public bath

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all curious parlor

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: scarlet ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Big-titted swashbuckling spot

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Pungent kitchen

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rebellious useless brakes mediation

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: sienna bateful halford

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: violent idiot



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Harsh multi-colored native



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rebellious useless brakes mediation

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Big selfie

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: violent idiot



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Karate

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: violent idiot



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Mad Cow Disease

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive school dog poop

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: scarlet ceo



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Hyperactive school dog poop

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: rough-skinned comical ticket booth

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Hyperactive school dog poop

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Lascivious cocky legend generalized bond

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: rough-skinned comical ticket booth

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Mischievous idea he suggested voyeur

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: scarlet ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: scarlet ceo

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: scarlet ceo



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: scarlet ceo



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Pearl abode



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Olive persian

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Lascivious cocky legend generalized bond



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Flirting roast beef



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: grizzly submissive orchestra pit



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: grizzly submissive orchestra pit

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: razzle beta messiness



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Pink corn cake tank

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: chest-beating ebony tanning salon mexican



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: titillating brethren range



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Doobsian New Version Home

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Costumed violent quadroon



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Twinkling Buck-toothed Kitty



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: laughsome light knife



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: maroon misunderstood station

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: amber piazza really tough guy

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: titillating brethren range



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Big-titted swashbuckling spot



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: passionate bbw church

the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: mahogany rigpig partner

where did he go

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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake crackhouse clown

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#49964828)