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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: arousing painfully honest foreskin ticket booth http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: arousing painfully honest foreskin ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: arousing painfully honest foreskin ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: spectacular abnormal senate lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: sapphire mediation jewess What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: pea-brained chad pisswyrm http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: hot coffee pot locale dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Bright Racy Tank Public Bath Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: hot coffee pot locale cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Swollen supple forum giraffe "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: shimmering diverse boltzmann It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: arousing painfully honest foreskin ticket booth Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Swashbuckling Business Firm tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Aromatic spruce menage main people 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Beady-eyed Slate Cuckoldry Messiness awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: vibrant mischievous weed whacker famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: fantasy-prone azure pit these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Nighttime Pink Den Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: mind-boggling violent background story 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: narrow-minded startled persian brethren You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: translucent parlor lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: seedy olive principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: seedy olive principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Buff Soggy Death Wish Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#49639607) |