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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Curious ceo church building http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Curious ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Curious ceo church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Crawly university What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: supple dull double fault library http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: self-centered roommate set dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Onyx flirting theater Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: self-centered roommate set cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Ocher center "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: bossy indian lodge It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Curious ceo church building Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Mahogany dilemma police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: drab kitty cat these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: blathering bonkers hospital wrinkle Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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