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Fellow schizoids come ITT

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Floppy salmon stead
  10/20/12
you can cum into the avoidant thread if you want since we ar...
Talented mahogany school
  10/20/12
avoidants are pussies. schizoids don't give a crap about so...
Floppy salmon stead
  10/20/12
why are you so mean?
Talented mahogany school
  10/20/12
probably because he's not an emo faggot there's the door
honey-headed coffee pot resort
  10/20/12
at least we aren't for real crazy. please describe your &quo...
Talented mahogany school
  10/20/12
i don't know man, u seem upset what's that like
honey-headed coffee pot resort
  10/20/12
i don't know. this conversation is getting too personal for ...
Talented mahogany school
  10/20/12
lol faggot i've been playing videogames this whole time
honey-headed coffee pot resort
  10/20/12
...
Mildly autistic spectacular french chef station
  06/03/18
...
honey-headed coffee pot resort
  10/20/12
sup
honey-headed coffee pot resort
  10/20/12
sup bro. i'm going to live alone for the rest of my life an...
Floppy salmon stead
  10/20/12
seems so credited, i think i'll do the same thing
honey-headed coffee pot resort
  10/20/12
i think i lean more towards this than "avoidant" b...
Mustard theatre
  10/20/12
not sure i understand what you mean. schizoids lack emotion...
Floppy salmon stead
  10/20/12
right, i guess i was unclear above.
Mustard theatre
  10/20/12
lol spack u pussy
useless area
  06/03/18
“…there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstra...
Disgusting Exhilarant Tattoo Corn Cake
  10/20/12
bateman seems pretty butthurt
honey-headed coffee pot resort
  10/20/12
i feel like i'm a teenager. i just want to do things i find...
Floppy salmon stead
  10/20/12
Cr
seedy low-t crackhouse hominid
  10/20/12
...
Lascivious people who are hurt
  04/06/13
holy shit am I schizoid? edit lol no fucking way
beady-eyed ruddy useless brakes twinkling uncleanness
  04/06/13
describe your lifestyle and how you feel about it
Lascivious people who are hurt
  04/06/13
jk I read the wiki, hells no is that me I'm ocpd
beady-eyed ruddy useless brakes twinkling uncleanness
  04/06/13
...
fantasy-prone apoplectic stag film party of the first part
  11/08/22
Sup bro, never mind, I don't give a shit
seedy low-t crackhouse hominid
  10/20/12
'very high' schizoid here
Adulterous abode
  10/20/12
Any relationships outside of immediate family?
seedy low-t crackhouse hominid
  10/20/12
I mean, I made "friends" in high school and colleg...
Adulterous abode
  10/20/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6_B6zhENrQ
Flesh Property
  10/20/12
anyone ever have to explain to your parents that you aren't ...
Floppy salmon stead
  10/20/12
explain the wife/husband thing
Mustard theatre
  10/20/12
schizoid = fugly
Flesh Property
  10/20/12
is there even a dependent thread =/
fuchsia comical center love of her life
  10/20/12
Cluster personalities are gay as fuck Either your a legit...
appetizing splenetic electric furnace
  04/06/13
legit schizo here, sup
contagious shaky halford laser beams
  06/03/18
...
fantasy-prone apoplectic stag film party of the first part
  05/23/18
My life is a complete wreck and nobody will listen anymore.
razzmatazz judgmental gay wizard pit
  06/03/18
quit ur bitching u stupid pussy
useless area
  06/03/18
stocked up on groceries after work on Friday. haven't left m...
indecent mexican location
  06/03/18
(placegoer who doesn't have grocery delivery)
fantasy-prone apoplectic stag film party of the first part
  06/03/18
180
harsh garrison private investor
  06/03/18
I wrote this 6 years ago. my life is going exactly as i plan...
Floppy salmon stead
  06/03/18
would you care to fix your schizoidness if it was possible?
Insecure foreskin
  06/03/18
not if it would change my lifestyle preferences. but i would...
Floppy salmon stead
  06/04/18
So you're a schizoid who now has a job that requires constan...
fantasy-prone apoplectic stag film party of the first part
  06/03/18
tutoring is easy because it's not like going on a date or ot...
contagious shaky halford laser beams
  06/03/18
idk seems uncomftorably close to being a place-goer who has ...
fantasy-prone apoplectic stag film party of the first part
  06/04/18
It's odd, but I'm a schizoid who likes sitting at computer p...
Floppy salmon stead
  06/04/18
You're not thinking like a schizoid. If a schizoid is one-o...
grievance officer
  08/08/25
so u just survive?
Mildly autistic spectacular french chef station
  09/23/18
...
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  08/08/25


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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: Floppy salmon stead

let's chat about our lives



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840134)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:38 PM
Author: Talented mahogany school

you can cum into the avoidant thread if you want since we are similar in a few ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840174)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:40 PM
Author: Floppy salmon stead

avoidants are pussies. schizoids don't give a crap about social life. avoidants want it but can't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840190)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Talented mahogany school

why are you so mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840198)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:42 PM
Author: honey-headed coffee pot resort

probably because he's not an emo faggot

there's the door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840202)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:42 PM
Author: Talented mahogany school

at least we aren't for real crazy. please describe your "psychic" powers. ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840209)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:43 PM
Author: honey-headed coffee pot resort

i don't know man, u seem upset

what's that like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840214)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:44 PM
Author: Talented mahogany school

i don't know. this conversation is getting too personal for me. i think i am going to go play videogames.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840226)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: honey-headed coffee pot resort

lol faggot i've been playing videogames this whole time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840233)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Mildly autistic spectacular french chef station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36177379)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: honey-headed coffee pot resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840199)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:39 PM
Author: honey-headed coffee pot resort

sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840178)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:43 PM
Author: Floppy salmon stead

sup bro. i'm going to live alone for the rest of my life and am excited as FUCK. i'll spend my time reading shit on the internet, reading good books, playing awesome RPGs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840219)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:44 PM
Author: honey-headed coffee pot resort

seems so credited, i think i'll do the same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840221)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:42 PM
Author: Mustard theatre

i think i lean more towards this than "avoidant" because i don't have any of the emotional shit. retook the test and scored "very high" for schizoid and moderate for avoidant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840210)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:44 PM
Author: Floppy salmon stead

not sure i understand what you mean. schizoids lack emotions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840223)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:47 PM
Author: Mustard theatre

right, i guess i was unclear above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840246)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: useless area

lol spack u pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36177401)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:44 PM
Author: Disgusting Exhilarant Tattoo Corn Cake

“…there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840222)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: honey-headed coffee pot resort

bateman seems pretty butthurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840230)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: Floppy salmon stead

i feel like i'm a teenager. i just want to do things i find fun, read things i find interesting, and never have any responsibility. i can interact with other people just fine, but try to avoid developing closer relationsihps because they bring obligations, which are annoying as fukkkk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840235)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:48 PM
Author: seedy low-t crackhouse hominid

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840252)



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Date: April 6th, 2013 3:06 PM
Author: Lascivious people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#22946329)



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Date: April 6th, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed ruddy useless brakes twinkling uncleanness

holy shit am I schizoid?

edit lol no fucking way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#22946338)



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Date: April 6th, 2013 3:11 PM
Author: Lascivious people who are hurt

describe your lifestyle and how you feel about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#22946348)



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Date: April 6th, 2013 3:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed ruddy useless brakes twinkling uncleanness

jk I read the wiki, hells no is that me

I'm ocpd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#22946368)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 9:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone apoplectic stag film party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#45460892)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:46 PM
Author: seedy low-t crackhouse hominid

Sup bro, never mind, I don't give a shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840240)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:50 PM
Author: Adulterous abode

'very high' schizoid here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840276)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:51 PM
Author: seedy low-t crackhouse hominid

Any relationships outside of immediate family?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840282)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Adulterous abode

I mean, I made "friends" in high school and college, but I don't interact with them regularly either online or IRL. I have some Internet friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840298)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:51 PM
Author: Flesh Property

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6_B6zhENrQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840283)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:52 PM
Author: Floppy salmon stead

anyone ever have to explain to your parents that you aren't normal and don't want to find a wife/husband or care about advancing up some arbitrary social hierarchy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840286)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Mustard theatre

explain the wife/husband thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21841588)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 8:53 PM
Author: Flesh Property

schizoid = fugly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21840294)



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Date: October 20th, 2012 11:46 PM
Author: fuchsia comical center love of her life

is there even a dependent thread =/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#21841636)



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Date: April 6th, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: appetizing splenetic electric furnace

Cluster personalities are gay as fuck

Either your a legit schizophrenic or your a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#22946780)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: contagious shaky halford laser beams

legit schizo here, sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36177382)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone apoplectic stag film party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36115660)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz judgmental gay wizard pit

My life is a complete wreck and nobody will listen anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36177383)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: useless area

quit ur bitching u stupid pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36177407)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: indecent mexican location

stocked up on groceries after work on Friday. haven't left my apartment since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36177408)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone apoplectic stag film party of the first part

(placegoer who doesn't have grocery delivery)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36177418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: harsh garrison private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36177553)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Floppy salmon stead

I wrote this 6 years ago. my life is going exactly as i planned. quit biglaw and schizoiding it up as a private test prep tutor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36177611)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Insecure foreskin

would you care to fix your schizoidness if it was possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36177641)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Floppy salmon stead

not if it would change my lifestyle preferences. but i would like to develop the skills to eventually find a wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36180097)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone apoplectic stag film party of the first part

So you're a schizoid who now has a job that requires constant 1 on 1 interaction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36178192)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: contagious shaky halford laser beams

tutoring is easy because it's not like going on a date or otherwise talking to someone on your social level with a lot of pressure

you're just going over rote material in a professional, teacher-student interaction. you don't have to come up with interesting things to say on the spot. very robotic when done effectively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36178221)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 8:18 AM
Author: fantasy-prone apoplectic stag film party of the first part

idk seems uncomftorably close to being a place-goer who has to morph into a thing-doer and person-interacter. Much better to get a job where you sit behind a computer and have no human contact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36179874)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Floppy salmon stead

It's odd, but I'm a schizoid who likes sitting at computer poasting and gaming, but not for work. I HATED biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36180092)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: grievance officer

You're not thinking like a schizoid. If a schizoid is one-on-one tutoring someone, his brain is working the same as if he were watching a toddler or walking a dog. There is zero risk of unwanted self disclosure and zero demands for emotional availability, so it's fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#49168280)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 2:24 AM
Author: Mildly autistic spectacular french chef station

so u just survive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#36867883)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: \'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2086253&forum_id=2],#49168271)