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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
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  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
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  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
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  10/24/14
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TMF bump.
saffron maniacal azn tank
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
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b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
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  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
saffron maniacal azn tank
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Abusive ebony step-uncle's house son of senegal
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Histrionic Base
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
ocher lay corn cake
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Abusive ebony step-uncle's house son of senegal
  10/25/14
180
godawful embarrassed to the bone national cuckoldry
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
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  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
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  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
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  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
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  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
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  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
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  10/25/14
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling chartreuse forum

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Bespoke bateful yarmulke mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Unholy Tattoo Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Scarlet sick new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Base

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Abusive ebony step-uncle's house son of senegal

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Abusive ebony step-uncle's house son of senegal

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Abusive ebony step-uncle's house son of senegal

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Base

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: ocher lay corn cake

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Abusive ebony step-uncle's house son of senegal

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: godawful embarrassed to the bone national cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Abusive ebony step-uncle's house son of senegal

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: godawful embarrassed to the bone national cuckoldry

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: supple mustard international law enforcement agency locus

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Abusive ebony step-uncle's house son of senegal

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: low-t crackhouse mother

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Titillating haunting church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: cobalt talking corner doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Cerebral mischievous stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: garnet business firm alpha

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Cerebral mischievous stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: cobalt talking corner doctorate

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle party of the first part area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Wonderful Goal In Life Nursing Home

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Trip magenta dilemma

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Cream Doobsian Pocket Flask Church Building

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: concupiscible theater

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: nofapping deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Indigo laughsome juggernaut library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Cream Doobsian Pocket Flask Church Building

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Bonkers out-of-control knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: saffron maniacal azn tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: exhilarant incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: nofapping deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2],#49331937)