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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
tell me
trip azure gunner
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
lol tyft
irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
cocky purple voyeur
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Adulterous misanthropic death wish windowlicker
  12/28/13
fucking lol
aphrodisiac theater ladyboy
  05/12/15
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aqua razzmatazz address queen of the night
  05/12/15
so underrated
wonderful electric furnace regret
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  03/31/18
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milky diverse love of her life
  12/16/21
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  02/16/23
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  08/12/25
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medicated sapphire corner private investor
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Ebony Casino Alpha
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Bat shit crazy galvanic gaming laptop
  08/14/13
lmao
trip azure gunner
  05/12/15
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Cracking home weed whacker
  12/11/24
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Mind-boggling national security agency
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Ebony Casino Alpha
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Chocolate people who are hurt
  08/14/13
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irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Flirting Jewess
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
rofl
trip azure gunner
  08/14/13
180
milky diverse love of her life
  08/14/13
rofl
Vermilion hairraiser brunch half-breed
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Talented Sandwich
  08/14/13
lol
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ruddy beady-eyed doctorate
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  08/12/25
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Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
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Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Bat shit crazy galvanic gaming laptop
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
best of thread
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
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lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
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Mind-boggling national security agency
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Mind-boggling national security agency
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
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irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
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irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Nudist Racy Area Nibblets
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Bat shit crazy galvanic gaming laptop
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Vigorous ungodly state ceo
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trip azure gunner
  08/14/13
180
crimson excitant circlehead
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soul-stirring mischievous really tough guy
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ruddy beady-eyed doctorate
  08/15/13
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Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/17/13
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aphrodisiac theater ladyboy
  01/19/16
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Maize concupiscible selfie
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Vigorous ungodly state ceo
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
lol
Bearded Flickering Meetinghouse Ape
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
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lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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embarrassed to the bone roast beef crackhouse
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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Aquamarine Factory Reset Button
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
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glassy tank
  09/11/13
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  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Bisexual Titillating Laser Beams Parlor
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
aromatic cordovan kitty cat
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Flirting Jewess
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Flirting Jewess
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
milky diverse love of her life
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Boyish Naked Parlour Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Twinkling Theatre
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
aromatic cordovan kitty cat
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Bisexual Titillating Laser Beams Parlor
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
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floppy resort
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
aromatic cordovan kitty cat
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
aromatic cordovan kitty cat
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
aromatic cordovan kitty cat
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
aromatic cordovan kitty cat
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
aromatic cordovan kitty cat
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
aromatic cordovan kitty cat
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
whatever
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
sick lime school yarmulke
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
lol
crimson excitant circlehead
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
180
milky diverse love of her life
  08/14/13
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indecent menage trust fund
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Comical orchestra pit
  08/14/13
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Comical orchestra pit
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
milky diverse love of her life
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
milky diverse love of her life
  08/14/13
lol tyft
irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
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Hideous library
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
crimson excitant circlehead
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Unholy maroon quadroon
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
multi-colored godawful background story stage
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
milky diverse love of her life
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
milky diverse love of her life
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
milky diverse love of her life
  08/14/13
165
Spectacular office
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
lmao
irradiated judgmental deer antler abode
  08/14/13
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floppy resort
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Fragrant dead halford
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Bronze genital piercing step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
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Comical orchestra pit
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
Pics?
Opaque spot
  08/14/13
link?
Cracking home weed whacker
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trip azure gunner
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
buff theater stage macaca
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
adventurous idea he suggested
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
french flatulent karate chad
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Irate principal's office wagecucks
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Irate principal's office wagecucks
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Irate principal's office wagecucks
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Burgundy supple cuck chapel
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Tan vengeful set
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Irate principal's office wagecucks
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Provocative Emerald Box Office Messiness
  08/14/13
Underrated
Spectacular office
  08/15/13
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Sable glittery house sneaky criminal
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Tan vengeful set
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Provocative Emerald Box Office Messiness
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
coiffed mentally impaired double fault site
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
lascivious temple goal in life
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Contagious Up-to-no-good Pocket Flask
  08/14/13
lol
marvelous piazza
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Contagious Up-to-no-good Pocket Flask
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
marvelous piazza
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Contagious Up-to-no-good Pocket Flask
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Tan vengeful set
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Sickened wild church building
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Bisexual Titillating Laser Beams Parlor
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
chest-beating out-of-control boiling water
  08/14/13
180
sadistic hominid station
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
marvelous piazza
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
ruddy beady-eyed doctorate
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
marvelous piazza
  08/14/13
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Outnumbered Nursing Home
  08/14/13
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blue internal respiration
  08/14/13
180
Irate principal's office wagecucks
  08/14/13
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Provocative Emerald Box Office Messiness
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french flatulent karate chad
  08/17/13
...
Topaz Startling Striped Hyena Location
  09/11/13
Lmao
crystalline unhinged whorehouse
  06/07/17
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chrome property jap
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
sooty international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Outnumbered Nursing Home
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
appetizing sienna foreskin
  08/14/13
lol
Irate principal's office wagecucks
  08/14/13
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overrated gold range
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Doobsian psychic
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
puce alcoholic stage juggernaut
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Wine toilet seat den
  08/17/13
poignant
Swollen Mood
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
anal motley brethren
  08/17/13
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Outnumbered Nursing Home
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Topaz Startling Striped Hyena Location
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
glassy tank
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
coiffed mentally impaired double fault site
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Adulterous misanthropic death wish windowlicker
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
canary razzle church
  12/28/13
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crusty swashbuckling pistol
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Brass senate
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
ultramarine sinister hospital
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
tripping self-absorbed liquid oxygen university
  03/10/14
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aphrodisiac theater ladyboy
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Passionate bawdyhouse mother
  05/12/15
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brindle milk
  01/19/16
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ruddy beady-eyed doctorate
  10/25/17
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Cracking home weed whacker
  11/29/15
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Cracking home weed whacker
  12/23/15
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aphrodisiac theater ladyboy
  01/05/16
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Cracking home weed whacker
  03/13/16
I want pizza
duck-like exciting tanning salon fat ankles
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brindle milk
  09/22/17
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Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
At-the-ready fishy indian lodge legend
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
shimmering candlestick maker
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
At-the-ready fishy indian lodge legend
  07/18/18
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White dashing masturbator base
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Cracking home weed whacker
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: trip azure gunner

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836089)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836102)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: cocky purple voyeur

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24727496)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Adulterous misanthropic death wish windowlicker

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24727525)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac theater ladyboy

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: aqua razzmatazz address queen of the night



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: wonderful electric furnace regret

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#29635524)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Sable glittery house sneaky criminal



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Maize concupiscible selfie



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Author: Pink heady bbw sanctuary



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Author: Cerebral business firm



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Author: milky diverse love of her life



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: jade stag film depressive



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling national security agency



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: medicated sapphire corner private investor



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: chrome property jap



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: garnet newt



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: medicated sapphire corner private investor



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Ebony Casino Alpha

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy galvanic gaming laptop

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: trip azure gunner

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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Cracking home weed whacker



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling national security agency



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Ebony Casino Alpha

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Chocolate people who are hurt

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Flirting Jewess

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

weird blob of shit from another dimension

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: trip azure gunner

rofl

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: milky diverse love of her life

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Vermilion hairraiser brunch half-breed

rofl

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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Talented Sandwich

took a few attempts but 180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: marvelous piazza

lol

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: ruddy beady-eyed doctorate



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Sable glittery house sneaky criminal



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Author: White dashing masturbator base



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: jade stag film depressive



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: chrome property jap



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy galvanic gaming laptop

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

best of thread

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling national security agency



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling national security agency

Criminally underrated

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Nudist Racy Area Nibblets

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy galvanic gaming laptop

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Vigorous ungodly state ceo

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: trip azure gunner



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: crimson excitant circlehead

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring mischievous really tough guy



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: ruddy beady-eyed doctorate



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater ladyboy



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Maize concupiscible selfie



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Vigorous ungodly state ceo

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Bearded Flickering Meetinghouse Ape

lol

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

thank you for showing me kindness :)

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Passionate bawdyhouse mother

(not bloodacre)

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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone roast beef crackhouse



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire

*orders a BBP*

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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine Factory Reset Button



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: glassy tank



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: glassy tank



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: White dashing masturbator base



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Bisexual Titillating Laser Beams Parlor

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan kitty cat

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Flirting Jewess

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Flirting Jewess

To be fair,

k

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

ty, whitest knight <3

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: milky diverse love of her life

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Boyish Naked Parlour Scourge Upon The Earth

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Twinkling Theatre

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan kitty cat

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Bisexual Titillating Laser Beams Parlor

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

that was just me on my other account

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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: floppy resort



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan kitty cat

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan kitty cat

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan kitty cat

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan kitty cat

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan kitty cat

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: aromatic cordovan kitty cat

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: sick lime school yarmulke

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: crimson excitant circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: milky diverse love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: indecent menage trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Multi-billionaire

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Comical orchestra pit

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Comical orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: milky diverse love of her life

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: milky diverse love of her life

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Hideous library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: crimson excitant circlehead

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Unholy maroon quadroon

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: multi-colored godawful background story stage

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: milky diverse love of her life

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: milky diverse love of her life

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: milky diverse love of her life

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Spectacular office

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: irradiated judgmental deer antler abode

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: floppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Fragrant dead halford

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Bronze genital piercing step-uncle's house

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Comical orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Opaque spot

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Cracking home weed whacker

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: trip azure gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: buff theater stage macaca

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: adventurous idea he suggested

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: french flatulent karate chad

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Irate principal's office wagecucks

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Irate principal's office wagecucks

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Irate principal's office wagecucks

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Burgundy supple cuck chapel

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Tan vengeful set

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Irate principal's office wagecucks

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Provocative Emerald Box Office Messiness

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Spectacular office

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Sable glittery house sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Tan vengeful set

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Provocative Emerald Box Office Messiness

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: coiffed mentally impaired double fault site

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: lascivious temple goal in life

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Contagious Up-to-no-good Pocket Flask

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: marvelous piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Contagious Up-to-no-good Pocket Flask

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: marvelous piazza

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Contagious Up-to-no-good Pocket Flask

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Tan vengeful set

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Sickened wild church building

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Bisexual Titillating Laser Beams Parlor

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: chest-beating out-of-control boiling water

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: sadistic hominid station

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: marvelous piazza

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: ruddy beady-eyed doctorate

pizza doesn't cut itself

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: marvelous piazza

/thread. instant classic

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered Nursing Home



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: blue internal respiration



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Irate principal's office wagecucks

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Provocative Emerald Box Office Messiness



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: french flatulent karate chad



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Topaz Startling Striped Hyena Location



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: crystalline unhinged whorehouse

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: chrome property jap



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: sooty international law enforcement agency

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered Nursing Home

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: appetizing sienna foreskin

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Irate principal's office wagecucks

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: overrated gold range



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Doobsian psychic

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal french chef dopamine

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: puce alcoholic stage juggernaut

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Wine toilet seat den

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Swollen Mood

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: anal motley brethren

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Outnumbered Nursing Home



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Topaz Startling Striped Hyena Location

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: glassy tank

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: coiffed mentally impaired double fault site

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Adulterous misanthropic death wish windowlicker

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: canary razzle church

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: crusty swashbuckling pistol



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Brass senate

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: ultramarine sinister hospital

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: tripping self-absorbed liquid oxygen university

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac theater ladyboy



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Passionate bawdyhouse mother

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: brindle milk



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: ruddy beady-eyed doctorate



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Cracking home weed whacker



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Cracking home weed whacker



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac theater ladyboy



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Cracking home weed whacker



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: duck-like exciting tanning salon fat ankles

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: brindle milk



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded big haunted graveyard



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: At-the-ready fishy indian lodge legend

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: shimmering candlestick maker

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: At-the-ready fishy indian lodge legend

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: White dashing masturbator base



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Cracking home weed whacker



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Cracking home weed whacker



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: elite ticket booth pisswyrm



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: White dashing masturbator base



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: White dashing masturbator base



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