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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
tell me
Pearl Racy Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Twinkling theater party of the first part
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Odious Ceo
  12/28/13
fucking lol
jet-lagged sandwich boiling water
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Tan big coldplay fan karate
  05/12/15
so underrated
impressive comical jewess
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Chrome den
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histrionic lime new version shrine
  03/31/18
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black aromatic heaven liquid oxygen
  07/18/18
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Big-titted Gas Station Tattoo
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exhilarant disturbing associate
  12/16/21
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vibrant blue step-uncle's house
  02/16/23
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alcoholic glassy dysfunction marketing idea
  12/11/24
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sick dashing telephone
  06/11/25
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Fiercely-loyal gunner
  08/12/25
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Green trip piazza
  08/12/25
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sick dashing telephone
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Translucent yapping yarmulke
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
apoplectic learning disabled crackhouse
  08/14/13
lmao
Pearl Racy Kitty Cat
  05/12/15
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zippy supple abode patrolman
  12/11/24
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alcoholic glassy dysfunction marketing idea
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Translucent yapping yarmulke
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
bistre senate athletic conference
  08/14/13
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Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
claret mind-boggling mood range
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
rofl
Pearl Racy Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
180
exhilarant disturbing associate
  08/14/13
rofl
Chestnut Dragon Location
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Flirting Yellow Stage Toaster
  08/14/13
lol
Multi-colored startling trailer park
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thirsty appetizing deer antler
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Chrome den
  03/10/14
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slimy space
  03/24/21
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vibrant blue step-uncle's house
  02/16/23
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Fiercely-loyal gunner
  08/12/25
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Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
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Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
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Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
apoplectic learning disabled crackhouse
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
best of thread
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
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Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
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alcoholic glassy dysfunction marketing idea
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
alcoholic glassy dysfunction marketing idea
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
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Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
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Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
thriller insecure philosopher-king pocket flask
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
apoplectic learning disabled crackhouse
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
aphrodisiac angry sweet tailpipe alpha
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Pearl Racy Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
180
Marvelous State
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plum idiotic french chef native
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thirsty appetizing deer antler
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Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/17/13
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jet-lagged sandwich boiling water
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histrionic lime new version shrine
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
aphrodisiac angry sweet tailpipe alpha
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
lol
Domesticated Stirring Station
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
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Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
vengeful really tough guy bawdyhouse
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federal keepsake machete hall
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend
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spruce high-end double fault affirmative action
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
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Narrow-minded stock car
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iridescent hell
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iridescent hell
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slimy space
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Crusty Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
splenetic concupiscible trust fund
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
claret mind-boggling mood range
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
claret mind-boggling mood range
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
exhilarant disturbing associate
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Salmon round eye
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Gaped scourge upon the earth fortuitous meteor
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
splenetic concupiscible trust fund
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Crusty Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
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sienna mediation
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
splenetic concupiscible trust fund
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
splenetic concupiscible trust fund
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
splenetic concupiscible trust fund
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
splenetic concupiscible trust fund
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
splenetic concupiscible trust fund
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
splenetic concupiscible trust fund
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
whatever
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
fluffy at-the-ready community account
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
lol
Marvelous State
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
180
exhilarant disturbing associate
  08/14/13
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Hateful bossy theater stage
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
hot adventurous cuckold corn cake
  08/14/13
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hot adventurous cuckold corn cake
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
exhilarant disturbing associate
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
exhilarant disturbing associate
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
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slate stimulating temple antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Marvelous State
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
razzmatazz business firm
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Underhanded Dilemma Idiot
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
exhilarant disturbing associate
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
exhilarant disturbing associate
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
exhilarant disturbing associate
  08/14/13
165
deranged point gaming laptop
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
lmao
Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
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sienna mediation
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
exciting plaza coffee pot
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
khaki home
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Very tactful primrose therapy
  08/14/13
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hot adventurous cuckold corn cake
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
Pics?
Cerebral meetinghouse
  08/14/13
link?
zippy supple abode patrolman
  08/17/13
...
Pearl Racy Kitty Cat
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Cyan Set Boltzmann
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Irradiated pontificating church
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Aquamarine Codepig Field
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Ebony provocative rehab brethren
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Ebony provocative rehab brethren
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Ebony provocative rehab brethren
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Lilac Drunken Menage
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Excitant Partner
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Ebony provocative rehab brethren
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
180 famous landscape painting sound barrier
  08/14/13
Underrated
deranged point gaming laptop
  08/15/13
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Chrome den
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Excitant Partner
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
180 famous landscape painting sound barrier
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
slap-happy hospital
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Narrow-minded stock car
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
insanely creepy curious box office halford
  08/14/13
lol
Multi-colored startling trailer park
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
insanely creepy curious box office halford
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Multi-colored startling trailer park
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
insanely creepy curious box office halford
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Excitant Partner
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
laughsome useless potus locale
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Crusty Queen Of The Night
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Soggy nofapping stag film
  08/14/13
180
mischievous bright black woman
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Multi-colored startling trailer park
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
thirsty appetizing deer antler
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Multi-colored startling trailer park
  08/14/13
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topaz pit background story
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Razzle parlour
  08/14/13
180
Ebony provocative rehab brethren
  08/14/13
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180 famous landscape painting sound barrier
  08/15/13
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Aquamarine Codepig Field
  08/17/13
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talented swollen nibblets
  09/11/13
Lmao
Offensive spot pisswyrm
  06/07/17
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Fiercely-loyal gunner
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
duck-like bull headed casino travel guidebook
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
topaz pit background story
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Crimson cracking public bath
  08/14/13
lol
Ebony provocative rehab brethren
  08/14/13
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house-broken internal respiration
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
vivacious electric furnace
  08/14/13
180
avocado passionate address
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
bateful bipolar lay
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
floppy parlor legend
  08/17/13
poignant
Diverse regret persian
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
mint masturbator
  08/17/13
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topaz pit background story
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
talented swollen nibblets
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
iridescent hell
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
slap-happy hospital
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Odious Ceo
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Orchid Soul-stirring Brunch Hominid
  12/28/13
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White Arousing Juggernaut Jew
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Contagious Cuck Market
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
maniacal lascivious nursing home idea he suggested
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
hairraiser shaky headpube
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jet-lagged sandwich boiling water
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
vengeful really tough guy bawdyhouse
  05/12/15
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Beady-eyed whorehouse
  01/19/16
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thirsty appetizing deer antler
  10/25/17
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zippy supple abode patrolman
  11/29/15
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zippy supple abode patrolman
  12/23/15
...
jet-lagged sandwich boiling water
  01/05/16
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zippy supple abode patrolman
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Burgundy bearded institution immigrant
  06/07/17
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Beady-eyed whorehouse
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Very tactful primrose therapy
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
painfully honest lavender nowag corner
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Carmine Water Buffalo Tanning Salon
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
painfully honest lavender nowag corner
  07/18/18
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slimy space
  04/30/19
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zippy supple abode patrolman
  06/21/20
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zippy supple abode patrolman
  06/23/20
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wonderful haunted graveyard
  07/11/20
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slimy space
  12/16/21
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slimy space
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Pearl Racy Kitty Cat

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Twinkling theater party of the first part

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Odious Ceo

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: jet-lagged sandwich boiling water

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Tan big coldplay fan karate



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: impressive comical jewess

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Chrome den



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Big-titted Gas Station Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant disturbing associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: vibrant blue step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: alcoholic glassy dysfunction marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: sick dashing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Green trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: sick dashing telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Translucent yapping yarmulke

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: apoplectic learning disabled crackhouse

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Pearl Racy Kitty Cat

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: zippy supple abode patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: alcoholic glassy dysfunction marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Translucent yapping yarmulke

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: bistre senate athletic conference

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: claret mind-boggling mood range

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Pearl Racy Kitty Cat

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: exhilarant disturbing associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Chestnut Dragon Location

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Flirting Yellow Stage Toaster

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored startling trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: thirsty appetizing deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Chrome den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: slimy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: vibrant blue step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: apoplectic learning disabled crackhouse

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: alcoholic glassy dysfunction marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: alcoholic glassy dysfunction marketing idea

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: thriller insecure philosopher-king pocket flask

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: apoplectic learning disabled crackhouse

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry sweet tailpipe alpha

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Pearl Racy Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Marvelous State

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: plum idiotic french chef native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: thirsty appetizing deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged sandwich boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: histrionic lime new version shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: aphrodisiac angry sweet tailpipe alpha

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Domesticated Stirring Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: vengeful really tough guy bawdyhouse

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: federal keepsake machete hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: spruce high-end double fault affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: iridescent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: iridescent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: slimy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Crusty Queen Of The Night

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: splenetic concupiscible trust fund

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: claret mind-boggling mood range

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: claret mind-boggling mood range

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: exhilarant disturbing associate

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Salmon round eye

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Gaped scourge upon the earth fortuitous meteor

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: splenetic concupiscible trust fund

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Crusty Queen Of The Night

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: sienna mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: splenetic concupiscible trust fund

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: splenetic concupiscible trust fund

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: splenetic concupiscible trust fund

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: splenetic concupiscible trust fund

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: splenetic concupiscible trust fund

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: splenetic concupiscible trust fund

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: fluffy at-the-ready community account

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Marvelous State

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: exhilarant disturbing associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Hateful bossy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Misunderstood personal credit line organic girlfriend

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: hot adventurous cuckold corn cake

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: hot adventurous cuckold corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: exhilarant disturbing associate

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: exhilarant disturbing associate

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: slate stimulating temple antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Marvelous State

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz business firm

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Underhanded Dilemma Idiot

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: exhilarant disturbing associate

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: exhilarant disturbing associate

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: exhilarant disturbing associate

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: deranged point gaming laptop

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Garnet Twisted Love Of Her Life

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: sienna mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: exciting plaza coffee pot

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: khaki home

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Very tactful primrose therapy

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: hot adventurous cuckold corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Cerebral meetinghouse

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: zippy supple abode patrolman

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Pearl Racy Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Cyan Set Boltzmann

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Irradiated pontificating church

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Aquamarine Codepig Field

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Ebony provocative rehab brethren

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Ebony provocative rehab brethren

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Ebony provocative rehab brethren

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Lilac Drunken Menage

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Excitant Partner

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Ebony provocative rehab brethren

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: 180 famous landscape painting sound barrier

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: deranged point gaming laptop

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Chrome den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Excitant Partner

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: 180 famous landscape painting sound barrier

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: slap-happy hospital

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Narrow-minded stock car

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: insanely creepy curious box office halford

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored startling trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: insanely creepy curious box office halford

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored startling trailer park

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: insanely creepy curious box office halford

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Excitant Partner

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: laughsome useless potus locale

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Crusty Queen Of The Night

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Soggy nofapping stag film

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: mischievous bright black woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored startling trailer park

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: thirsty appetizing deer antler

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored startling trailer park

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Ebony provocative rehab brethren

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: 180 famous landscape painting sound barrier



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Aquamarine Codepig Field



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: talented swollen nibblets



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Offensive spot pisswyrm

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal gunner



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: duck-like bull headed casino travel guidebook

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: topaz pit background story

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Crimson cracking public bath

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Ebony provocative rehab brethren

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: house-broken internal respiration



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: vivacious electric furnace

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: avocado passionate address

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: bateful bipolar lay

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: floppy parlor legend

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Diverse regret persian

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: mint masturbator

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: topaz pit background story



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: talented swollen nibblets

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: iridescent hell

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: slap-happy hospital

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Odious Ceo

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Orchid Soul-stirring Brunch Hominid

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: White Arousing Juggernaut Jew



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Contagious Cuck Market

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: maniacal lascivious nursing home idea he suggested

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: hairraiser shaky headpube

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: jet-lagged sandwich boiling water



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: vengeful really tough guy bawdyhouse

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed whorehouse



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: zippy supple abode patrolman



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Burgundy bearded institution immigrant

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed whorehouse



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: painfully honest lavender nowag corner

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Carmine Water Buffalo Tanning Salon

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: painfully honest lavender nowag corner

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: zippy supple abode patrolman



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
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