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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
tell me
Dark gay wizard hospital
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Umber national security agency school
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Racy headpube theater
  12/28/13
fucking lol
canary charismatic goal in life personal credit line
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Purple galvanic reading party
  05/12/15
so underrated
irradiated church ladyboy
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  03/31/18
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
kink-friendly maize jap
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Passionate faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
lmao
Dark gay wizard hospital
  05/12/15
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  12/11/24
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mentally impaired plum psychic indirect expression
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
kink-friendly maize jap
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Bonkers honey-headed shrine
  08/14/13
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Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
violet bbw address
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
rofl
Dark gay wizard hospital
  08/14/13
180
submissive histrionic point
  08/14/13
rofl
greedy base boistinker
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
lol
federal pozpig
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Rambunctious crackhouse regret
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diverse stage striped hyena
  03/24/21
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provocative cordovan senate toaster
  02/16/23
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philosemitic antizionist
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wine mental disorder
  08/14/13
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Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
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wine mental disorder
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Passionate faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
wine mental disorder
  08/14/13
best of thread
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
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arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
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mentally impaired plum psychic indirect expression
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
mentally impaired plum psychic indirect expression
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
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Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
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Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Fluffy idiot
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Passionate faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
floppy burgundy location
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Dark gay wizard hospital
  08/14/13
180
Scarlet electric church building
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Sinister aphrodisiac bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
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Carmine concupiscible organic girlfriend cruise ship
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Indigo theatre
  08/17/13
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canary charismatic goal in life personal credit line
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opaque bateful den
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
floppy burgundy location
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
lol
puce roommate sex offender
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
wine mental disorder
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
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arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
peach business firm prole
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Massive rigpig cuckoldry
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
wine mental disorder
  08/14/13
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nofapping narrow-minded private investor
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
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arrogant poppy forum
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Curious Resort Mexican
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Curious Resort Mexican
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diverse stage striped hyena
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Very Tactful Brethren Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Hot immigrant
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
violet bbw address
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
violet bbw address
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
submissive histrionic point
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
up-to-no-good heady double fault
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Appetizing Area
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Hot immigrant
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Very Tactful Brethren Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
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Orange tripping coldplay fan ape
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Hot immigrant
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Hot immigrant
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Hot immigrant
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Hot immigrant
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Hot immigrant
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Hot immigrant
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
  08/14/13
whatever
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
stirring useless orchestra pit pistol
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
wine mental disorder
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
lol
Scarlet electric church building
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
180
submissive histrionic point
  08/14/13
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deranged sadistic death wish generalized bond
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
wine mental disorder
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
aqua nursing home foreskin
  08/14/13
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aqua nursing home foreskin
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
submissive histrionic point
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
submissive histrionic point
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
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brass trip nowag french chef
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Scarlet electric church building
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Razzle-dazzle Claret Home
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Black razzle gas station hissy fit
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
submissive histrionic point
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
submissive histrionic point
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
submissive histrionic point
  08/14/13
165
Motley Lay
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
lmao
Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse
  08/14/13
...
Orange tripping coldplay fan ape
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Arousing turdskin partner
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
stimulating seedy scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Indigo theatre
  08/14/13
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aqua nursing home foreskin
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
Pics?
crusty sapphire trailer park sneaky criminal
  08/14/13
link?
hideous anal puppy pisswyrm
  08/17/13
...
Dark gay wizard hospital
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Confused splenetic black woman state
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Glittery Spot
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Thirsty bearded nibblets
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Excitant Hyperventilating Stage
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Excitant Hyperventilating Stage
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Excitant Hyperventilating Stage
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Amber Cerebral Parlor Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Excitant Hyperventilating Stage
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
supple rebellious patrolman station
  08/14/13
Underrated
Motley Lay
  08/15/13
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Rambunctious crackhouse regret
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Amber Cerebral Parlor Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
supple rebellious patrolman station
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Soul-stirring bossy therapy new version
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
arrogant poppy forum
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
awkward vivacious corner macaca
  08/14/13
lol
federal pozpig
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
awkward vivacious corner macaca
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
federal pozpig
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
awkward vivacious corner macaca
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Amber Cerebral Parlor Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
fantasy-prone dragon parlour
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Very Tactful Brethren Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
self-absorbed pocket flask mood
  08/14/13
180
topaz razzmatazz locale
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
federal pozpig
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Carmine concupiscible organic girlfriend cruise ship
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
federal pozpig
  08/14/13
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sickened meetinghouse gaping
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salmon native fat ankles
  08/14/13
180
Excitant Hyperventilating Stage
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supple rebellious patrolman station
  08/15/13
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Thirsty bearded nibblets
  08/17/13
...
Cracking doctorate dilemma
  09/11/13
Lmao
buff wonderful party of the first part
  06/07/17
...
philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
hairraiser keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
sickened meetinghouse gaping
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
odious roast beef
  08/14/13
lol
Excitant Hyperventilating Stage
  08/14/13
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spruce deep degenerate
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Fragrant temple
  08/14/13
180
adventurous ivory hairy legs garrison
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
well-lubricated weed whacker kitty
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Zippy Violent Center Wagecucks
  08/17/13
poignant
bat-shit-crazy set
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Beady-eyed House Rigor
  08/17/13
...
sickened meetinghouse gaping
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Cracking doctorate dilemma
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Curious Resort Mexican
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Soul-stirring bossy therapy new version
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Racy headpube theater
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Aquamarine dog poop
  12/28/13
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sexy tan love of her life
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Impertinent laughsome plaza
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
talented abnormal old irish cottage tattoo
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
infuriating boyish hell
  03/10/14
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canary charismatic goal in life personal credit line
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
peach business firm prole
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nighttime drunken pit police squad
  01/19/16
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Carmine concupiscible organic girlfriend cruise ship
  10/25/17
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hideous anal puppy pisswyrm
  11/29/15
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hideous anal puppy pisswyrm
  12/23/15
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canary charismatic goal in life personal credit line
  01/05/16
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hideous anal puppy pisswyrm
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Pea-brained Snowy Principal's Office Yarmulke
  06/07/17
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nighttime drunken pit police squad
  09/22/17
...
Indigo theatre
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
multi-colored fighting school cafeteria
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Azure travel guidebook library
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
multi-colored fighting school cafeteria
  07/18/18
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diverse stage striped hyena
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Indigo theatre



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Dark gay wizard hospital

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Umber national security agency school

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Racy headpube theater

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: canary charismatic goal in life personal credit line

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Purple galvanic reading party



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: irradiated church ladyboy

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Rambunctious crackhouse regret



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: submissive histrionic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: provocative cordovan senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired plum psychic indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Chestnut locus messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: kink-friendly maize jap

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Passionate faggot firefighter

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Dark gay wizard hospital

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: hideous anal puppy pisswyrm



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired plum psychic indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: kink-friendly maize jap

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bonkers honey-headed shrine

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: violet bbw address

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Dark gay wizard hospital

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: submissive histrionic point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: greedy base boistinker

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: ultramarine public bath dopamine

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: federal pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Carmine concupiscible organic girlfriend cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Rambunctious crackhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: diverse stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: provocative cordovan senate toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: wine mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: wine mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Passionate faggot firefighter

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: wine mental disorder

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired plum psychic indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired plum psychic indirect expression

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Fluffy idiot

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Passionate faggot firefighter

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: floppy burgundy location

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Dark gay wizard hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Scarlet electric church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Sinister aphrodisiac bawdyhouse multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Carmine concupiscible organic girlfriend cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Indigo theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: canary charismatic goal in life personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: opaque bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: floppy burgundy location

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: puce roommate sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: wine mental disorder

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: peach business firm prole

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Massive rigpig cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: wine mental disorder

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: nofapping narrow-minded private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Curious Resort Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Curious Resort Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: diverse stage striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Very Tactful Brethren Mad-dog Skullcap

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Hot immigrant

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: violet bbw address

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: violet bbw address

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: submissive histrionic point

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: up-to-no-good heady double fault

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Appetizing Area

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Hot immigrant

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Very Tactful Brethren Mad-dog Skullcap

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Orange tripping coldplay fan ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Hot immigrant

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Hot immigrant

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Hot immigrant

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Hot immigrant

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Hot immigrant

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Hot immigrant

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: stirring useless orchestra pit pistol

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: wine mental disorder

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Scarlet electric church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: submissive histrionic point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: deranged sadistic death wish generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: wine mental disorder

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: aqua nursing home foreskin

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: aqua nursing home foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: submissive histrionic point

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: submissive histrionic point

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: brass trip nowag french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Scarlet electric church building

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Claret Home

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Black razzle gas station hissy fit

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: submissive histrionic point

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: submissive histrionic point

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: submissive histrionic point

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Motley Lay

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Pearl insane coffee pot whorehouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Orange tripping coldplay fan ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Arousing turdskin partner

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: stimulating seedy scourge upon the earth

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Indigo theatre

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: aqua nursing home foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: crusty sapphire trailer park sneaky criminal

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: hideous anal puppy pisswyrm

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Dark gay wizard hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Confused splenetic black woman state

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Glittery Spot

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Thirsty bearded nibblets

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Excitant Hyperventilating Stage

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Excitant Hyperventilating Stage

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Excitant Hyperventilating Stage

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Coiffed chartreuse space internal respiration

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Amber Cerebral Parlor Fortuitous Meteor

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Excitant Hyperventilating Stage

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: supple rebellious patrolman station

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Motley Lay

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious crackhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Amber Cerebral Parlor Fortuitous Meteor

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: supple rebellious patrolman station

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring bossy therapy new version

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: arrogant poppy forum

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: awkward vivacious corner macaca

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: federal pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: awkward vivacious corner macaca

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: federal pozpig

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: awkward vivacious corner macaca

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Amber Cerebral Parlor Fortuitous Meteor

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: fantasy-prone dragon parlour

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Very Tactful Brethren Mad-dog Skullcap

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: self-absorbed pocket flask mood

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: federal pozpig

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Carmine concupiscible organic girlfriend cruise ship

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: federal pozpig

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: sickened meetinghouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: salmon native fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Excitant Hyperventilating Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: supple rebellious patrolman station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Thirsty bearded nibblets



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Cracking doctorate dilemma



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: buff wonderful party of the first part

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: hairraiser keepsake machete

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: sickened meetinghouse gaping

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: odious roast beef

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Excitant Hyperventilating Stage

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: spruce deep degenerate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Fragrant temple

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: adventurous ivory hairy legs garrison

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated weed whacker kitty

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Zippy Violent Center Wagecucks

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy set

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed House Rigor

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: sickened meetinghouse gaping



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Cracking doctorate dilemma

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Curious Resort Mexican

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring bossy therapy new version

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Racy headpube theater

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine dog poop

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: sexy tan love of her life



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Impertinent laughsome plaza

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: talented abnormal old irish cottage tattoo

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: infuriating boyish hell

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: canary charismatic goal in life personal credit line



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: peach business firm prole

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: nighttime drunken pit police squad



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Carmine concupiscible organic girlfriend cruise ship



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: hideous anal puppy pisswyrm



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: hideous anal puppy pisswyrm



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: canary charismatic goal in life personal credit line



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: hideous anal puppy pisswyrm



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Pea-brained Snowy Principal's Office Yarmulke

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: nighttime drunken pit police squad



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Indigo theatre



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: multi-colored fighting school cafeteria

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Azure travel guidebook library

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: multi-colored fighting school cafeteria

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: diverse stage striped hyena



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: hideous anal puppy pisswyrm



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: hideous anal puppy pisswyrm



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: diverse stage striped hyena



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: diverse stage striped hyena



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