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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
self-centered stage round eye
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Infuriating coffee pot
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
self-centered stage round eye
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Infuriating coffee pot
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
self-centered stage round eye
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Infuriating coffee pot
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
self-centered stage round eye
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Infuriating coffee pot
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
self-centered stage round eye
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Infuriating coffee pot
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
self-centered stage round eye
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
self-centered stage round eye
  08/18/13
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
drab depressive property
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
self-centered stage round eye
  08/18/13
180
drab depressive property
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Infuriating coffee pot
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Infuriating coffee pot

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Infuriating coffee pot

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Infuriating coffee pot

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Infuriating coffee pot

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Infuriating coffee pot

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed lilac sweet tailpipe church

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed lilac sweet tailpipe church

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: chestnut shivering becky

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Splenetic Wonderful Degenerate Gaping

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: excitant digit ratio



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: carmine talented doctorate

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Splenetic Wonderful Degenerate Gaping



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Peach house rigor



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Fighting therapy



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Trailer Park

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Trip buck-toothed windowlicker dilemma

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Vivacious Crimson Bbw School Cafeteria

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: drab depressive property

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: drab depressive property

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: drab depressive property

180

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Infuriating coffee pot

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Infuriating coffee pot

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Infuriating coffee pot

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Infuriating coffee pot

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: unhinged violent rehab kitty cat



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: coiffed aphrodisiac hominid telephone



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: excitant digit ratio

crying laughing at this

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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: galvanic pungent codepig sanctuary



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: glassy indirect expression

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: cocky filthpig

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: drab depressive property

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Motley Volcanic Crater



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Floppy walnut clown



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Splenetic Wonderful Degenerate Gaping



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Comical jet electric furnace



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Hyperactive buff candlestick maker

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Hideous sinister address gay wizard



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Cerebral Duck-like Locale Roast Beef



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Nighttime state headpube



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: vigorous hairy legs temple

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: sienna university love of her life

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Bateful Business Firm

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Bateful Business Firm

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: passionate grizzly point

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: sienna university love of her life

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed lilac sweet tailpipe church



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Sapphire Abode Nibblets

180 thread

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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Hideous sinister address gay wizard

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: drab depressive property

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

We got new butt plugs.

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: glassy indirect expression

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Splenetic Wonderful Degenerate Gaping



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: laughsome ruby stain dragon



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: laughsome ruby stain dragon



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Splenetic Wonderful Degenerate Gaping



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Nighttime state headpube

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Trip buck-toothed windowlicker dilemma



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Peach house rigor



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Copper Insanely Creepy Nursing Home

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: misunderstood native trump supporter

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: misunderstood native trump supporter

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: domesticated ticket booth coldplay fan

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: contagious maroon ladyboy menage

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Crimson Bbw School Cafeteria

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Vivacious Crimson Bbw School Cafeteria

yolo bro

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Yapping incel gas station

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Yapping incel gas station

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: hilarious light associate son of senegal

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: burgundy confused newt



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Deranged resort dog poop

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Fragrant Tanning Salon

yeah gonna need an update op

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone black woman jew



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye

We had to buy new ones.

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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: frozen shrine



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: disturbing police squad

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: lascivious blood rage

great thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: amber big-titted stead ape

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy location azn

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: excitant digit ratio



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone black woman jew



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: learning disabled jap haunted graveyard



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: glassy indirect expression

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: self-centered stage round eye



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: burgundy confused newt



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

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