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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
iridescent rigor meetinghouse
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
abnormal stage
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
iridescent rigor meetinghouse
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
abnormal stage
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
iridescent rigor meetinghouse
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
abnormal stage
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
iridescent rigor meetinghouse
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
abnormal stage
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
iridescent rigor meetinghouse
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
abnormal stage
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
iridescent rigor meetinghouse
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
shaky spruce corn cake hall
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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  08/18/13
k
shaky spruce corn cake hall
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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  08/18/13
180
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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No. My dad did once.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: abnormal stage

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: abnormal stage

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: abnormal stage

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: abnormal stage

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: abnormal stage

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: shaky spruce corn cake hall

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: shaky spruce corn cake hall

k

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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Territorial Bat Shit Crazy Office

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: violent twinkling gay wizard

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: saffron talented cruise ship



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: curious narrow-minded mental disorder



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: racy kink-friendly foreskin

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: violent twinkling gay wizard



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: multi-colored genital piercing



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Lascivious salmon personal credit line skinny woman



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Razzle Sex Offender

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: sick school cafeteria

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: orchid mad-dog skullcap fanboi

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Vermilion State Marketing Idea

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Vermilion State Marketing Idea

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Vermilion State Marketing Idea

180

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: abnormal stage

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: abnormal stage

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: abnormal stage

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: abnormal stage

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Impressive gunner



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Sienna Deranged Nursing Home



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: saffron talented cruise ship

crying laughing at this

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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Odious Voyeur Stain



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Stimulating Dull Partner Patrolman

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: onyx cracking sound barrier fortuitous meteor

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Vermilion State Marketing Idea

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac doobsian electric furnace



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling orchestra pit trump supporter



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: violent twinkling gay wizard



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

She’s watching the grandkids now.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: dun space affirmative action



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Magenta senate candlestick maker

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone deep roommate



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Boyish plaza dragon



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: gay wonderful dingle berry locale



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Crystalline Old Irish Cottage

180 thread.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Bright Beady-eyed Crackhouse Turdskin

probably best thread title of the year

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Autistic feces point

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

Fuck you, not flame bro.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Autistic feces point

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: floppy slimy lay

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Bright Beady-eyed Crackhouse Turdskin

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: shaky spruce corn cake hall



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Vigorous fuchsia roast beef

180 thread

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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone deep roommate

Steal them back.

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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Vermilion State Marketing Idea

UPDATE?

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

We got new butt plugs.

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Stimulating Dull Partner Patrolman

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: violent twinkling gay wizard



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: house-broken chrome sneaky criminal goal in life



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: house-broken chrome sneaky criminal goal in life



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: violent twinkling gay wizard



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: gay wonderful dingle berry locale

WHAT THE FUCK



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

I like that THIS thread bothers you

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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: sick school cafeteria



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: multi-colored genital piercing



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Federal piazza

Jesus Christ.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: carnelian library

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: carnelian library

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: carnelian library

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: carnelian library

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Gaped philosopher-king

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: carnelian library

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: carnelian library

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: carnelian library

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Gaped philosopher-king

ATD.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: filthy pungent mother

Lmao

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Cocky cream abode

you on fetlife bro?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

Yeah.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: carnelian library

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: carnelian library

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

of course

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: carnelian library

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: orchid mad-dog skullcap fanboi

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: orchid mad-dog skullcap fanboi

yolo bro

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: stirring obsidian shitlib

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

why just one?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: stirring obsidian shitlib

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: carnelian library

hot

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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Indigo Appetizing Weed Whacker



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: drunken hell

what the fuck is going on in here

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: pink queen of the night

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: electric cerise puppy kitty



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: iridescent rigor meetinghouse

We had to buy new ones.

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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: fragrant school

this thread is crazy.

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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Exciting hyperventilating kitchen

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired travel guidebook

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Stimulating Dull Partner Patrolman

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