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Poast new message in this thread
Date: September 12th, 2014 9:12 AM Author: turquoise site
We were all in the auditorium, and all of sudden a guy came on stage and screamed "THESE PANTS! ThESE PANTS! Oh look at them DANCE!!"
All of a sudden, a pair of pants started marching from the back of the auditorium. No person in them. Just pants. Everyone started yelling and wtf?
Then the following happened:
(Guy sitting on the ABA stage with a crown, appears to be in his 50's, balding, yellow teeth)
(One woman sings): "We sing the tune of nobles as we prance down Scholarly Lane! We sing the tune of nobles as we prance down Scholarly Lane!"
(blows horn)
(100 law scholars filter into the room singing in unison, 50 on each side of the room):
We are the sons of scholarship!
Men of diction & rhetoric!
We pay homage to the scholarly king!
Who in turn rewards our deeds!
An ode! To you! Sweet Scholar!
You've baked the most moist delicious treats!
An ode! To you! Sweet Scholar!
The law! The law! is oh so sweet!
An ode! To you! Sweet scholar!
I can spend all night slurping on the scholarly meat!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2672450&forum_id=2],#26314524) |
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