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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
shivering gaming laptop
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
titillating magenta blood rage
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Galvanic Ruddy Coldplay Fan
  09/18/14
fair
Thirsty beady-eyed hall gunner
  09/18/14
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Mint University
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
Thriller claret house
  02/26/16
No man
Cracking startled set
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
bat shit crazy trust fund
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Ruby range coffee pot
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
Mauve headpube personal credit line
  02/26/16
fuk u
Slate piazza hunting ground
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Galvanic Ruddy Coldplay Fan
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Diverse public bath queen of the night
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Arousing Generalized Bond
  02/26/16
Lol fags
hideous area
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Arousing Generalized Bond
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
wine turdskin reading party
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Sable Theatre
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
charismatic shrine
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
fragrant forum dragon
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Sable Theatre
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
fragrant forum dragon
  03/08/16
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Arousing Generalized Bond
  09/28/21
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Arousing Generalized Bond
  02/15/22
Lul
Metal ticket booth
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henna elastic band
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shivering gaming laptop
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
Sick hot jew station
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
soul-stirring irate athletic conference
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Sick hot jew station
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
soul-stirring irate athletic conference
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
Deranged drab market party of the first part
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soul-stirring irate athletic conference
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Sick hot jew station
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Arousing Generalized Bond
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GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: shivering gaming laptop

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: titillating magenta blood rage

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Galvanic Ruddy Coldplay Fan

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Thirsty beady-eyed hall gunner

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Mint University



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Thriller claret house

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Cracking startled set

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: bat shit crazy trust fund

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Ruby range coffee pot

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Mauve headpube personal credit line

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Slate piazza hunting ground

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Ruddy Coldplay Fan



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Thriller claret house



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Diverse public bath queen of the night



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: vermilion free-loading point



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Arousing Generalized Bond



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: hideous area

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Arousing Generalized Bond



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: wine turdskin reading party

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Sable Theatre

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: charismatic shrine

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: fragrant forum dragon

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Sable Theatre

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: fragrant forum dragon

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Arousing Generalized Bond



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Arousing Generalized Bond



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Metal ticket booth

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: henna elastic band



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: shivering gaming laptop



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Sick hot jew station

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring irate athletic conference

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2],#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Sick hot jew station

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring irate athletic conference

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Deranged drab market party of the first part

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring irate athletic conference



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Sick hot jew station



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Arousing Generalized Bond



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Topaz Pocket Flask

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Arousing Generalized Bond



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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