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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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bossy plaza turdskin
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
french vigorous center
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction
  12/11/14
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rose laser beams
  12/11/14
...
Mind-boggling kitchen
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
aromatic locus
  08/17/20
...
Passionate stead
  12/12/14
jesus
Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater
  12/11/14
...
brilliant razzmatazz base boiling water
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
vibrant kitty
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
shaky fantasy-prone spot mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
bossy plaza turdskin
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
shaky fantasy-prone spot mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
cerebral jade tanning salon becky
  12/11/14
:(
Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater
  12/11/14
180
sable zippy black woman
  12/11/14
...
Transparent Glittery Party Of The First Part
  06/04/17
...
racy pearl coldplay fan
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
Supple antidepressant drug cuckold
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
Poppy concupiscible location
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
comical locale roast beef
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
Mind-boggling kitchen
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
Sickened boyish psychic marketing idea
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
Mind-boggling kitchen
  12/11/14
lol
Sickened boyish psychic marketing idea
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
ruby stage stock car
  12/11/14
...
arousing address
  06/04/17
...
confused fluffy meetinghouse
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
histrionic home
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
Big Digit Ratio
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
brindle swashbuckling heaven
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
Hairless aphrodisiac useless brakes
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
brindle swashbuckling heaven
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
up-to-no-good electric institution
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
bossy plaza turdskin
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
lascivious nudist incel hominid
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
Citrine Rehab Sweet Tailpipe
  12/11/14
...
Hairless aphrodisiac useless brakes
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
?
Aquamarine cracking wagecucks
  12/11/14
...
Out-of-control brass quadroon
  12/11/14
the departing
razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction
  12/11/14
...
Misunderstood dog poop
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
chocolate odious clown national security agency
  12/11/14
...
charismatic doctorate pozpig
  09/15/17
180
geriatric parlour idea he suggested
  12/11/14
...
Ultramarine windowlicker
  12/11/14
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rose laser beams
  12/11/14
...
Startling stag film
  06/04/17
...
brilliant razzmatazz base boiling water
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
bossy plaza turdskin
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
exhilarant crackhouse
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
diverse nursing home affirmative action
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
beady-eyed brunch
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
hairraiser tripping partner pocket flask
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
Mauve really tough guy
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
brindle swashbuckling heaven
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
Disrespectful bbw
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
brilliant razzmatazz base boiling water
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
Blue Multi-colored Haunted Graveyard
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Khaki razzle therapy
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
Mind-boggling kitchen
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Khaki razzle therapy
  12/11/14
Pls post
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Khaki razzle therapy
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
walnut preventive strike
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Khaki razzle therapy
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
walnut preventive strike
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Khaki razzle therapy
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
walnut preventive strike
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Khaki razzle therapy
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Bipolar forum
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
thriller red range scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Khaki razzle therapy
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
fuck
Mauve really tough guy
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
oh my god
Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
Laughsome abode
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
walnut preventive strike
  12/11/14
...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
Aquamarine cracking wagecucks
  12/11/14
...
Slap-happy ocher cuckoldry
  02/11/16
...
Scarlet Swollen Hell
  12/11/14
...
Supple antidepressant drug cuckold
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
Adventurous box office sound barrier
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
lol
Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
...
Sickened boyish psychic marketing idea
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
arousing address
  12/11/14
lol
Ultramarine windowlicker
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
bateful chestnut station lettuce
  12/13/14
...
maniacal galvanic theatre
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
Aquamarine cracking wagecucks
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
beady-eyed brunch
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
...
Khaki razzle therapy
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
Crawly depressive
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
180 ladyboy mental disorder
  12/13/14
fuck
Sickened boyish psychic marketing idea
  12/11/14
...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
Self-centered School
  12/11/14
...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
brindle swashbuckling heaven
  12/11/14
oh dear
cerebral jade tanning salon becky
  12/11/14
...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
Exciting gay property
  12/11/14
...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
contagious public bath
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
Vermilion Travel Guidebook
  12/11/14
95%
Trip Theater Stage Fortuitous Meteor
  12/12/14
:(
Cordovan titillating international law enforcement agency son of senegal
  12/12/14
holy shit
Dashing jet pit background story
  12/12/14
...
bossy plaza turdskin
  02/11/16
JFC
\'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
Sickened boyish psychic marketing idea
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
beady-eyed brunch
  12/11/14
...
Mind-boggling kitchen
  12/11/14
...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
beady-eyed brunch
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Khaki razzle therapy
  12/11/14
7
grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
:(
Slap-happy ocher cuckoldry
  01/22/15
invalid link
Frisky philosopher-king
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
hateful pistol pervert
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
spectacular macaca
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
ruby stage stock car
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
spectacular macaca
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
exhilarant crackhouse
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
chocolate odious clown national security agency
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
Cobalt vivacious goal in life tank
  12/11/14
...
Ungodly umber legal warrant
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
Cobalt vivacious goal in life tank
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
exhilarant crackhouse
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
soul-stirring infuriating whorehouse cumskin
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
exhilarant crackhouse
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
Twisted thirsty shrine
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
exhilarant crackhouse
  12/11/14
stfu PN
Aquamarine cracking wagecucks
  12/11/14
120 :(
Cordovan titillating international law enforcement agency son of senegal
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
floppy hissy fit
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
brindle swashbuckling heaven
  12/11/14
...
Dashing jet pit background story
  12/12/14
...
brilliant razzmatazz base boiling water
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
180 ladyboy mental disorder
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
thriller red range scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
...
Territorial Dun State
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
Out-of-control brass quadroon
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
Wonderful bearded church building
  12/12/14
...
180 ladyboy mental disorder
  12/13/14
...
Dashing jet pit background story
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
180 ladyboy mental disorder
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
bossy plaza turdskin
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
floppy hissy fit
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
Adulterous sinister temple
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
Saffron sex offender
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
Lake marvelous corn cake
  12/11/14
lmao
Henna national immigrant
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
talented internal respiration boltzmann
  12/12/14
...
Curious at-the-ready theater faggot firefighter
  12/12/14
...
180 ladyboy mental disorder
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
diverse nursing home affirmative action
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
Outnumbered irradiated masturbator telephone
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
Maize sexy area
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
Self-centered School
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
fragrant step-uncle's house
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
Ivory hyperventilating gaping
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
Ungodly umber legal warrant
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
slippery field
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
Bistre heady brethren
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
Bat-shit-crazy excitant cruise ship
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
maniacal galvanic theatre
  12/11/14
...
brilliant razzmatazz base boiling water
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
misanthropic athletic conference
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
stirring fanboi
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
agreed
maniacal galvanic theatre
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
irate hall
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
Provocative dilemma
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
Provocative dilemma
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Scarlet Swollen Hell
  12/12/14
...
Provocative dilemma
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
180 ladyboy mental disorder
  12/13/14
ty
Provocative dilemma
  12/13/14
...
irate hall
  12/13/14
this is great
Stimulating Blood Rage Dingle Berry
  12/13/14
...
irate hall
  12/13/14
...
Tantric deer antler
  12/12/14
...
180 ladyboy mental disorder
  12/13/14
...
Provocative dilemma
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
motley indian lodge fat ankles
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
vibrant kitty
  12/11/14
...
thriller red range scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
...
irate hall
  12/11/14
harsh
Khaki razzle therapy
  12/11/14
...
talented internal respiration boltzmann
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
Bistre heady brethren
  12/11/14
lolol
Trip Theater Stage Fortuitous Meteor
  12/12/14
...
rose laser beams
  12/11/14
jfc
Opaque senate
  12/12/14
...
hot site jap
  12/12/14
...
Tantric deer antler
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
alcoholic mother ticket booth
  12/12/14
...
Territorial Dun State
  12/12/14
still
Peach Trailer Park
  12/12/14
...
Dashing jet pit background story
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
180 ladyboy mental disorder
  12/13/14
Business idea:
irate hall
  12/13/14
fuck
purple parlor
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
Disrespectful bbw
  12/13/14
...
crusty jew
  12/22/14
...
Misunderstood dog poop
  01/23/15
...
Startling stag film
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
slippery field
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
alcoholic mother ticket booth
  12/12/14
jfc 180
Sepia godawful principal's office milk
  12/12/14
...
irate hall
  12/12/14
...
Citrine Rehab Sweet Tailpipe
  12/12/14
padded as usual
Provocative dilemma
  12/12/14
...
Dashing jet pit background story
  01/22/15
...
Misunderstood dog poop
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
Aquamarine cracking wagecucks
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
garrison
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
haunting high-end candlestick maker
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
alcoholic mother ticket booth
  12/22/14
Sick
Out-of-control brass quadroon
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
haunting high-end candlestick maker
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
vibrant kitty
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
foreskin
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
180 ladyboy mental disorder
  01/22/15
...
Offensive Coffee Pot
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
Yellow death wish cuck
  01/23/15
uvt actually
Stimulating Blood Rage Dingle Berry
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
bossy plaza turdskin
  01/23/15
...
Yellow death wish cuck
  01/23/15
brutal
razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
bossy plaza turdskin
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
hot site jap
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
Slap-happy ocher cuckoldry
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
seedy famous landscape painting
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
bossy plaza turdskin
  09/15/17
...
sooty impertinent point electric furnace
  04/25/15
:(
Dashing jet pit background story
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Dashing jet pit background story
  02/11/16
:(
Slap-happy ocher cuckoldry
  02/11/16
...
plum resort
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
Fuchsia House-broken Gas Station Old Irish Cottage
  06/04/17
...
Transparent Glittery Party Of The First Part
  08/02/17
...
shimmering private investor lodge
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
charismatic doctorate pozpig
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
bossy plaza turdskin
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
charismatic doctorate pozpig
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
shimmering private investor lodge
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
toaster market
  08/17/20
...
Fiercely-loyal Pink Legend Selfie
  08/17/20
great bump
Library Half-breed
  08/17/20


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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: bossy plaza turdskin

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: french vigorous center

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: rose laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: aromatic locus

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Passionate stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: brilliant razzmatazz base boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: vibrant kitty

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: shaky fantasy-prone spot mad-dog skullcap

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: bossy plaza turdskin

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: shaky fantasy-prone spot mad-dog skullcap

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: cerebral jade tanning salon becky

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: sable zippy black woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Transparent Glittery Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: racy pearl coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Supple antidepressant drug cuckold

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Poppy concupiscible location

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: comical locale roast beef

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Sickened boyish psychic marketing idea

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Sickened boyish psychic marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: ruby stage stock car

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: arousing address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: confused fluffy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: histrionic home

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Big Digit Ratio

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: brindle swashbuckling heaven

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Hairless aphrodisiac useless brakes

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: brindle swashbuckling heaven

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: up-to-no-good electric institution

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: bossy plaza turdskin

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: lascivious nudist incel hominid

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Citrine Rehab Sweet Tailpipe

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Hairless aphrodisiac useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine cracking wagecucks

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Out-of-control brass quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Misunderstood dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: chocolate odious clown national security agency

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: charismatic doctorate pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: geriatric parlour idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: rose laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Startling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: brilliant razzmatazz base boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: bossy plaza turdskin

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: exhilarant crackhouse

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: diverse nursing home affirmative action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed brunch

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: hairraiser tripping partner pocket flask

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Mauve really tough guy

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: brindle swashbuckling heaven

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful bbw

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: brilliant razzmatazz base boiling water

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Blue Multi-colored Haunted Graveyard

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Khaki razzle therapy

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Khaki razzle therapy

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Khaki razzle therapy

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: walnut preventive strike

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Khaki razzle therapy

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: walnut preventive strike

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Khaki razzle therapy

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: walnut preventive strike

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Khaki razzle therapy

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Bipolar forum

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: thriller red range scourge upon the earth

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Khaki razzle therapy

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Mauve really tough guy

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Laughsome abode

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: walnut preventive strike

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine cracking wagecucks

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy ocher cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Scarlet Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Supple antidepressant drug cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Adventurous box office sound barrier

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Sickened boyish psychic marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: arousing address

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine windowlicker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: bateful chestnut station lettuce

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: maniacal galvanic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Aquamarine cracking wagecucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed brunch

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Khaki razzle therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Crawly depressive

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: 180 ladyboy mental disorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Sickened boyish psychic marketing idea

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Self-centered School

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: brindle swashbuckling heaven

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: cerebral jade tanning salon becky

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Exciting gay property

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: contagious public bath

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Vermilion Travel Guidebook

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Trip Theater Stage Fortuitous Meteor

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Cordovan titillating international law enforcement agency son of senegal

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Dashing jet pit background story

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: bossy plaza turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Sickened boyish psychic marketing idea

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed brunch

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed brunch

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Khaki razzle therapy

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy ocher cuckoldry

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Frisky philosopher-king

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: hateful pistol pervert

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: spectacular macaca

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: ruby stage stock car

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: spectacular macaca

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: exhilarant crackhouse

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: chocolate odious clown national security agency

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Cobalt vivacious goal in life tank

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Ungodly umber legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Cobalt vivacious goal in life tank

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: grizzly elastic band bawdyhouse

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Appetizing navy hospital volcanic crater

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: exhilarant crackhouse

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring infuriating whorehouse cumskin

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: exhilarant crackhouse

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: Twisted thirsty shrine

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: exhilarant crackhouse

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine cracking wagecucks

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Cordovan titillating international law enforcement agency son of senegal

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: floppy hissy fit

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: brindle swashbuckling heaven

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Dashing jet pit background story



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: brilliant razzmatazz base boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: 180 ladyboy mental disorder

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: thriller red range scourge upon the earth

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Territorial Dun State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control brass quadroon

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Wonderful bearded church building

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: 180 ladyboy mental disorder



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Dashing jet pit background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: 180 ladyboy mental disorder

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: bossy plaza turdskin

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: floppy hissy fit

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Adulterous sinister temple

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Lake marvelous corn cake

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Henna national immigrant

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: talented internal respiration boltzmann

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Curious at-the-ready theater faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: 180 ladyboy mental disorder



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: diverse nursing home affirmative action

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered irradiated masturbator telephone

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Maize sexy area

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Self-centered School

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: fragrant step-uncle's house

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Ivory hyperventilating gaping

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Ungodly umber legal warrant

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: slippery field

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy excitant cruise ship

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: maniacal galvanic theatre

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: brilliant razzmatazz base boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: misanthropic athletic conference

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: stirring fanboi

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: maniacal galvanic theatre

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: irate hall

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Provocative dilemma

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Provocative dilemma

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Scarlet Swollen Hell

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Provocative dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: 180 ladyboy mental disorder

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Provocative dilemma

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: irate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Blood Rage Dingle Berry

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: irate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Tantric deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: 180 ladyboy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Provocative dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: motley indian lodge fat ankles

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: vibrant kitty

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: thriller red range scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: irate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Khaki razzle therapy

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: talented internal respiration boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Bistre heady brethren

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Trip Theater Stage Fortuitous Meteor

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: rose laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: Opaque senate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author:  hot site jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Tantric deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author:  alcoholic mother ticket booth

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Territorial Dun State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Peach Trailer Park

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Dashing jet pit background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: 180 ladyboy mental disorder

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: irate hall

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: purple parlor

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful bbw

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: crusty jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Misunderstood dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Startling stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: slippery field

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author:  alcoholic mother ticket booth

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Sepia godawful principal's office milk

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: irate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Citrine Rehab Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Provocative dilemma

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Dashing jet pit background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Misunderstood dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine cracking wagecucks

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author:  garrison

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: haunting high-end candlestick maker

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author:  alcoholic mother ticket booth

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: Out-of-control brass quadroon

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: haunting high-end candlestick maker

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: vibrant kitty

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author:  foreskin

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: 180 ladyboy mental disorder

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Offensive Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Yellow death wish cuck

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Stimulating Blood Rage Dingle Berry

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: bossy plaza turdskin

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Yellow death wish cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce office dysfunction

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: bossy plaza turdskin

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author:  hot site jap

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Slap-happy ocher cuckoldry

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author:  seedy famous landscape painting

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: bossy plaza turdskin

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: sooty impertinent point electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Dashing jet pit background story

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Dashing jet pit background story

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Slap-happy ocher cuckoldry

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: plum resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia House-broken Gas Station Old Irish Cottage

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Transparent Glittery Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author:  shimmering private investor lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: charismatic doctorate pozpig

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: bossy plaza turdskin

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: charismatic doctorate pozpig

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author:  shimmering private investor lodge

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author:  toaster market

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pink Legend Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author:  Library Half-breed

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768609)