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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Exhilarant Rehab It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: fluffy jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Avocado Adulterous Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Tan field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: orchid low-t senate did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: thriller trailer park volcanic crater "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: garnet institution (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Curious temple patrolman "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Maroon Whorehouse Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: exciting arrogant locus (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Exhilarant Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: disturbing ladyboy native who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Exhilarant Rehab Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: disturbing ladyboy native whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Exhilarant Rehab CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Opaque office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Mustard Half-breed 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: thirsty stage associate "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Opaque office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: razzle tripping school cafeteria foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49335487) |