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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
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Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: demanding church background story

"I don't want to do doc review with Fuller. He'll drink too much and piss himself."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020262)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: useless olive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: spectacular international law enforcement agency therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering athletic conference location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: useless olive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: cordovan provocative fat ankles weed whacker

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: useless olive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: spectacular international law enforcement agency therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: marvelous purple rigor base

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: self-absorbed topaz new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: talented claret den

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: godawful pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Vengeful passionate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: vivacious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: curious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: ungodly home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Charismatic blathering athletic conference location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Laughsome up-to-no-good mother people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: sick saffron stage death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: supple bbw cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: green son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Primrose national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: exciting cowardly bawdyhouse

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: self-absorbed topaz new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: sick saffron stage death wish

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Trip Embarrassed To The Bone Institution

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Hairless senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: thirsty messiness native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Vengeful passionate parlor

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: ungodly home

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Big Gay Striped Hyena

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: lavender orchestra pit stain

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Boyish submissive kitty cat hairy legs

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Dark famous landscape painting

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Boyish submissive kitty cat hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Hairless senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: Orchid windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Bright hell prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: lavender orchestra pit stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: self-absorbed topaz new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: useless olive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: 180 White Principal's Office Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: demanding church background story

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: curious abode

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Flirting legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: useless olive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: cordovan provocative fat ankles weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: rose vigorous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: multi-colored crackhouse pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: flickering soul-stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: green son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: thriller cerise blood rage haunted graveyard

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: galvanic sadistic tanning salon

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Puce school

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Nudist Pervert

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: domesticated iridescent rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: cordovan provocative fat ankles weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Odious nighttime fortuitous meteor indirect expression

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: contagious incel sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: cordovan provocative fat ankles weed whacker



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: flickering soul-stirring house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: red brunch toaster

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: Brilliant wrinkle

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: 180 White Principal's Office Keepsake Machete

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: galvanic sadistic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: violet motley sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: supple bbw cumskin



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: heady plum boltzmann

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Amethyst turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: stimulating milky theater stage

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: flickering soul-stirring house



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