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Date: June 13th, 2015 5:30 PM Author: magenta home
BUT DADDDDD I'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR...
I BILL... I MEAN EARNED OVER 300,000 SHITFLYER MILES!!!!
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:20 PM Author: Chartreuse wagecucks
she wasnt pumo when this was poasted
what the actual FUCK?!?!
is julia a mod?!?!
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Date: June 13th, 2015 5:49 PM Author: rough-skinned really tough guy pozpig
Because y'all are a bunch of idiot haters who deserve to be reminded that the only reason you hate RSF is because he's rich and enjoys/flaunts it.
Of all the terrible shit to be MAF about in the world, you're mad at a dude just because he's really lucky and interacts with you on a message board sometimes.
B-B-But - He's not a paragon of virtue! He didn't earn it! WAAAAAH!!!!
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Date: June 13th, 2015 5:51 PM Author: Vermilion charismatic pocket flask ape
no idea how his dad runs his law firm, but i assume there's a junior associate named, let's say, Chester, who has been plugging away 60-70 hours a week for almost a decade, ever since he was a bright-eyed NYU grad, spending more time in the general vicinity of rsf's dad than rsf himself, hitting every deadline, checking every comma, spending long hours prepping the principals for trial, staying late night after night to go over the motion just one last time. dedicated to his craft, dedicated to the firm.
he wakes up one morning at 7am after getting home close to 2 the previous night. he doesn't have to be at work until 10am but he's giddy, he can't help himself. his long suffering girlfriend groans and rolls over. he puts on his suit, newly dry-cleaned, and his favorite shirt, freshly pressed, and spends the next hour picking out the perfect tie. because today, you see, today is the day that the old man announces the identity of the new partner.
needless to say, at about 11:00am Chester walks into a room with the rest of the firm and smiles at the sight of a huge spread of danishes, bagels and lox, eggs and biscuits. the old man gets up and raps on his bellini glass a few times to quiet the conversation. as he prepares to announce the name of the new partner, chester is already halfway out of his chair. finally, the reward for his years of dedication, his years of hard work.
and of course rsf blows in, in shades, cargo shorts and a haiwaiian shirt, sunburnt and hungover, trailing a giggling eastern european knockout who doesn't appear to speak much english. his dad gives a short speech as rsf goes to town on the danishes. as his dad's speech winds to a close, he straightens up, wipes the crumbs away, waves to the assembled firm, punches Chester on the shoulder and loudly greets him as 'Chuck', and disappears out the door to catch his 2:15 to st. tropez. a couple of bear claws fall out of the pocket of his cargo pants and bounce along the floor, rolling to a stop at chester's feet.
rsf's dad has the caterers break down the table setting. he doesn't notice that some of the silverware at svetlana's table setting has gone missing. next time he e-mails Chester a redlined brief he'll inadvertently refer to him as "Chuck".
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Date: November 14th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: .,..,....,...,.,.,...;,,..:::.....,......,,.,.,..
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Date: June 13th, 2015 5:53 PM Author: silver resort sandwich
thread title is funny and brutal to RSF but all of you losers bringing in his family suicides are scumbags
he likes to show off and just ignore him if it bothers you so much
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:15 PM Author: insane duck-like nursing home kitty
nooooo dont b mean 2 RSF!!!
jk he can take it since he's dishing it out every thread.
he is valuable to this board though ... and probably above average for moneyed men ... look at that french tech aspie 100mmaire in the NYT http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/14/fashion/a-curious-midlife-crisis-for-a-tech-entrepreneur.html?ref=fashion this guy deserves death and hatred way more than RSF.
Money CAN buy happiness ... when deployed properly; and this process is called "having good taste". ultimately thats the value RSF adds to the world
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:31 PM Author: Aromatic Jade Toaster
Rsf how do you get compensated by the firm? Did it change with partner?
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: abusive self-centered dilemma rigpig
To be fair,
CRABS | IN A | BARREL
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Date: December 29th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: Gaped mediation
*runs to xo*
NOWAG dorks MAF I copped data brekfisssssss all by myself ljl!
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