i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: dead whorehouse
he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"
and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"
so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"
*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*
he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.
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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM Author: razzle heaven hairy legs
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,
he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"
and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"
so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"
*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*
he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM Author: dead whorehouse
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.
and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM Author: dead whorehouse
are you retarded?
im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen
lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?
jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM Author: costumed galvanic pisswyrm
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Let me tell you about my food service experience:
1. Customer is rude to me
2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM Author: dead whorehouse
youre a fucking idiot bro.
"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"
*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*
its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM Author: fluffy coldplay fan
ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1
then being an aspie was mistake #2
enjoy your "crabs"
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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM Author: dead whorehouse
lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit
joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM Author: dead whorehouse
youre not alpha or 6'0.
and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"
thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer
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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM Author: aqua antidepressant drug chapel
your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075078)
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM Author: razzle heaven hairy legs
google search returns this:
Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts
Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM Author: Drab multi-colored sanctuary
Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.
Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM Author: racy twisted area
Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.
People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM Author: Charcoal forum mental disorder
JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.
Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice
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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM Author: talented stead
This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.
What an autist, lol.
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM Author: charismatic emerald site
EXCUSE ME
yeah?
I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM Author: dead whorehouse
this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".
jmaw is real.
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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM Author: frozen yarmulke
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
(detector continuously beeping for years)
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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM Author: Slate Native Fat Ankles
It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...
Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.
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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM Author: cerebral magical location
Ok
*BANG*
*BIFF*
*KAPOW!*
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