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ITT We come up with striver job titles/descriptions contrast w/ the real jerb

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at-the-ready frisky temple
  01/27/18
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hyperactive floppy state keepsake machete
  01/27/18
lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)
glittery ocher stage karate
  01/27/18
Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of...
at-the-ready frisky temple
  01/27/18
...
Canary french chef public bath
  01/27/18
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Fishy tattoo
  01/27/18
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Godawful deep cruise ship foreskin
  01/27/18
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Gay giraffe party of the first part
  01/27/18
Product owner (lower upper middle manager)
concupiscible flushed idea he suggested tanning salon
  01/27/18
Legal Ninja (huge faggot)
at-the-ready frisky temple
  01/27/18
HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quo...
Godawful deep cruise ship foreskin
  01/27/18
Contributing Editor (blogging intern)
concupiscible flushed idea he suggested tanning salon
  01/27/18
General Counsel You are in fact not a general.
Fishy tattoo
  01/27/18
Program Specialist (data entry clerk)
concupiscible flushed idea he suggested tanning salon
  01/27/18
Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly ...
Free-loading sanctuary
  01/27/18
Articling student (temporary slave labourer)
hyperactive floppy state keepsake machete
  01/27/18
Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)
concupiscible flushed idea he suggested tanning salon
  01/27/18
Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)
hyperactive floppy state keepsake machete
  01/27/18
Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)
Vibrant bonkers ticket booth gaming laptop
  01/27/18
Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers w...
at-the-ready frisky temple
  01/27/18
Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)
Godawful deep cruise ship foreskin
  01/27/18
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at-the-ready frisky temple
  08/12/24
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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: at-the-ready frisky temple

Example:

Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252234)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: hyperactive floppy state keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252455)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: glittery ocher stage karate

lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252243)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: at-the-ready frisky temple

Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of being a black woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252244)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Canary french chef public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252255)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: Fishy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252360)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Godawful deep cruise ship foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252378)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Gay giraffe party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252483)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: concupiscible flushed idea he suggested tanning salon

Product owner (lower upper middle manager)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252253)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: at-the-ready frisky temple

Legal Ninja (huge faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252306)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Godawful deep cruise ship foreskin

HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quotient)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252320)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: concupiscible flushed idea he suggested tanning salon

Contributing Editor (blogging intern)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252346)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Fishy tattoo

General Counsel

You are in fact not a general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252376)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: concupiscible flushed idea he suggested tanning salon

Program Specialist (data entry clerk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252453)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Free-loading sanctuary

Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly sandwiches to luncheons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252464)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: hyperactive floppy state keepsake machete

Articling student (temporary slave labourer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252468)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: concupiscible flushed idea he suggested tanning salon

Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252470)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: hyperactive floppy state keepsake machete

Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252480)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Vibrant bonkers ticket booth gaming laptop

Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252481)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: at-the-ready frisky temple

Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers who are doing the work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252499)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Godawful deep cruise ship foreskin

Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#35252532)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: at-the-ready frisky temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#47956914)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: \'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2],#49168067)