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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Adventurous Stag Film
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Outnumbered Fishy Range
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
racy confused stage filthpig
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Adventurous Stag Film
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Contagious yarmulke laser beams
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Adventurous Stag Film
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Contagious yarmulke laser beams
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Adventurous Stag Film
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Contagious yarmulke laser beams
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
carmine insane point son of senegal
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
racy confused stage filthpig
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Adventurous Stag Film
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
racy confused stage filthpig
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Charismatic mint depressive abode
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Adventurous Stag Film
  08/09/18
Same.
Spectacular slap-happy chad
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
swashbuckling pit
  08/09/18
...
balding state hissy fit
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
saffron beady-eyed pocket flask
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Adventurous Stag Film
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
saffron beady-eyed pocket flask
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
cream stirring station stock car
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Indigo area
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
balding state hissy fit
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
unholy theatre goyim
  08/09/18
...
appetizing house-broken base
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
Brass library pisswyrm
  08/09/18
stfu gook
talented piazza
  08/09/18
...
appetizing house-broken base
  08/09/18
Cr
Bearded sanctuary dingle berry
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
Brass library pisswyrm
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
chrome shitlib
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Spectacular slap-happy chad
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Flushed half-breed
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Alcoholic yellow lay
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Erotic lodge partner
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
arousing rusted hell scourge upon the earth
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
vermilion office
  08/09/18
Sick
Adventurous Stag Film
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Flatulent trip locus dog poop
  08/09/18
...
henna police squad
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Irradiated trust fund
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
chrome shitlib
  08/09/18
...
bat shit crazy market factory reset button
  08/09/18
...
narrow-minded naked idiot corner
  08/09/18
...
soggy up-to-no-good brunch
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
fuchsia temple multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
...
mind-boggling know-it-all business firm
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
Brass library pisswyrm
  08/09/18
interesting
narrow-minded naked idiot corner
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Adventurous Stag Film
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Electric Rigor Rigpig
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
unholy theatre goyim
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered Fishy Range

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: racy confused stage filthpig

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Contagious yarmulke laser beams

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Contagious yarmulke laser beams

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Contagious yarmulke laser beams

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: carmine insane point son of senegal

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: racy confused stage filthpig

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: racy confused stage filthpig

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Charismatic mint depressive abode

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Spectacular slap-happy chad

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling pit

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: balding state hissy fit



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: saffron beady-eyed pocket flask

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: saffron beady-eyed pocket flask

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: cream stirring station stock car

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Indigo area

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: balding state hissy fit

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: unholy theatre goyim

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: appetizing house-broken base



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Brass library pisswyrm

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: talented piazza

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: appetizing house-broken base



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Bearded sanctuary dingle berry

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Brass library pisswyrm

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: chrome shitlib

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Spectacular slap-happy chad

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Flushed half-breed

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Alcoholic yellow lay

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Erotic lodge partner

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: arousing rusted hell scourge upon the earth

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: vermilion office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Flatulent trip locus dog poop

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: henna police squad



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Irradiated trust fund

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: chrome shitlib

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: bat shit crazy market factory reset button



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: narrow-minded naked idiot corner



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: soggy up-to-no-good brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: fuchsia temple multi-billionaire

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling know-it-all business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Brass library pisswyrm

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: narrow-minded naked idiot corner

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Adventurous Stag Film

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Electric Rigor Rigpig

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: unholy theatre goyim

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2],#49446165)